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5 -- Greywolf
6 %
7 #netbsd - where monks recite their internal dialogue while debugging.
8 -- Bernhard Riedel
9 %
10 - What's up?
11 - All the NetBSD servers, of course..
12 -- Gavan Fantom
13 %
14 A _Real_ Operating System for _Real_ Hackers.
15 -- Greywolf
16 %
17 Anagrams for NetBSD core team:
18 Breasted cot men
19 Embraces dot net
20 Strobed teen cam
21 Aborted men sect
22 Emtomb DEC tears
23 -- Julian Assange
24 %
25 Anagrams for NetBSD core team:
26 Crested Boatmen
27 Resented Combat
28 Boast Decrement
29 Basement DEC rot
30 -- Julian Assange
31 %
32 Anagrams for NetBSD-core:
33 Bent Coders
34 Secret Bond
35 Robs DECNet
36 Cost Bender
37 -- Julian Assange
38 %
39 Anagrams for NetBSD-core:
40 Cot Benders
41 Be stern, Doc.
42 Net robs DEC
43 DEC robs Net
44 -- Julian Assange
45 %
46 http://www.imrryr.org/NetBSD/logo
47 -- R. C. Dowdeswell
48 %
49 I always think of NetBSD developers as special gnomes who smoke
50 pipes that make big bubbles and if the bubble hits the ceiling
51 before popping it gets committed and released. Lots of lung power
52 needed for this.
53 -- ggggbabybabybaby
54 %
55 I didn't get where I am today without using NetBSD
56 -- Dave Tyson
57 %
58 I held off from Uni until NetBSD came out.
59 I decided, ``if there's no NetBSD then I'll just flip burgers''
60 -- Roland Dowdeswell
61 %
62 If it isn't possible with NetBSD, it isn't worth doing.
63 -- Petter "Nosfisk" Lindquist
64 %
65 My other computer runs NetBSD
66 -- Allen Briggs
67 %
68 NetBSD - a devil of an operating system.
69 -- Julian Assange
70 %
71 NetBSD - A Mycroft in every port.
72 -- Julian Assange
73 %
74 NetBSD - a server in every port.
75 -- Julian Assange
76 %
77 NetBSD - because Unix isn't just #include <linux.h>, i386, ELF, ...!
78 -- Hubert Feyrer
79 %
80 NetBSD - big, isn't it?
81 -- Julian Assange
82 %
83 NetBSD - daemonic power
84 -- R. C. Dowdeswell
85 %
86 NetBSD: Flying into the heart of the Sun. And the i386, and alpha,
87 and mac, and powerpc, and...
88 -- Greywolf
89 %
90 NetBSD - free yourself from all Stallmanist thought!
91 -- Julian Assange
92 %
93 NetBSD: Got source?
94 %
95 NetBSD - hackers tested, mom approved
96 -- Ken Nakata
97 %
98 NetBSD - here today and in the middle of 2038 tomorrow.
99 -- Julian Assange
100 %
101 NetBSD - love all, serve all.
102 -- Silke Mueller
103 %
104 NetBSD - Mach 3 stealthOS, undetectable by media radar.
105 -- Julian Assange
106 %
107 NetBSD - more is more.
108 -- Julian Assange
109 %
110 NetBSD - no propaganda in the default system, in more than 10 years!
111 -- Jaromir Dolecek
112 %
113 NetBSD: No Windows or Gates, but lots of doors, portals and tunnels.
114 -- Greywolf
115 %
116 NetBSD - penguin flesh never tasted so good.
117 -- Julian Assange
118 %
119 NetBSD - posix me harder.
120 -- Julian Assange
121 %
122 NetBSD: Post No Bills.
123 -- Greywolf
124 %
125 NetBSD - safe ports in a storm.
126 -- Julian Assange
127 %
128 NetBSD - Scalability Does Matter.
129 -- Julian Assange
130 %
131 NetBSD - Serious Other, or Serious Operating system. Your choice.
132 -- Julian Assange
133 %
134 NetBSD - the Berkeley redemption.
135 -- Julian Assange
136 %
137 NetBSD - the cathedral versus the bizarre.
138 -- Julian Assange
139 %
140 NetBSD - the cure.
141 -- Julian Assange
142 %
143 NetBSD - the devil finds work for idle cycles.
144 -- Julian Assange
145 %
146 NetBSD - the devil made me do it.
147 -- Julian Assange
148 %
149 NetBSD - the devil's advocate.
150 -- Julian Assange
151 %
152 NetBSD - the devil's not just in vaudeville.
153 -- Julian Assange
154 %
155 NetBSD - the power to suave.
156 -- Julian Assange
157 %
158 NetBSD - the power to swerve (penguins, worse than cane toads).
159 -- Julian Assange
160 %
161 NetBSD: The Source is out there.
162 -- Greywolf
163 %
164 NetBSD - The undiscriminated geek UNIX
165 -- Richard Rauch
166 %
167 NetBSD - we have nothing to declare but our benchmarks.
168 -- Julian Assange
169 %
170 NetBSD - we put the Net in NetBSD.
171 -- Julian Assange
172 %
173 NetBSD - We're not in canvas anymore, toto
174 -- Julian Assange
175 %
176 NetBSD - where do you want to go Tuesday?
177 -- Julian Assange
178 %
179 NetBSD - Will even run on i386
180 -- Brian Hechinger
181 %
182 NetBSD - your basement or mine?
183 -- Julian Assange
184 %
185 NetBSD: A drinking group with a serious computing problem.
186 %
187 NetBSD: A pmap for every occasion.
188 -- David Brownlee
189 %
190 NetBSD: Abandon all hype, oh ye who enter here.
191 %
192 NetBSD: Agnostics in the Platform Religious Wars.
193 -- Erik E. Fair
194 %
195 NetBSD: An Operating System For Everyone
196 -- Mike Latinovich
197 %
198 NetBSD: Are you old enough to run it?
199 -- Tom Harvey
200 %
201 NetBSD: Beyond Windows
202 -- Johan Ihren
203 %
204 NetBSD: CD-ROMs? We don't need no stinkin' CD-ROMs!
205 -- Tom Harvey
206 %
207 NetBSD: Choose Your Own Slogan
208 -- Dirk Myers
209 %
210 NetBSD: Compatible with the Real World.
211 -- Greywolf
212 %
213 NetBSD: Dave Barry is working on our motto
214 -- Tom Harvey
215 %
216 NetBSD: demonic power.
217 -- R. C. Dowdeswell
218 %
219 NetBSD: Designed to be {secure, reliable, portable, CORRECT}
220 -- Matthew Orgass
221 %
222 NetBSD: Download one, get ${NUMPORTS}-1 for free.
223 %
224 NetBSD: Empowering the VAX generation.
225 -- Andy Doran
226 %
227 NetBSD: Everyone else is doin' it. But we're doin' it right.
228 -- Herb Peyerl
229 %
230 NetBSD, Feed The Computer.
231 -- Andrew Gillham
232 %
233 NetBSD: Flexible and free!
234 -- Lars-Johan Liman
235 %
236 NetBSD: For The Network Generation
237 -- Andrew Gillham
238 %
239 NetBSD: Get Over It.
240 -- Andrew Gillham
241 %
242 NetBSD: Groovy Baby!
243 -- Andrew Gillham
244 %
245 NetBSD home page: Ultra-heavy use of blink text, hot colours, and
246 Flash plug-ins. All shockwave, all the time. Background music
247 ought to be a mixture of Phillip Glass overlaid on top of
248 Sublime.
249 -- Mason Loring Bliss
250 %
251 NetBSD: I Wanna Be Sedated
252 -- Curt Sampson
253 %
254 NetBSD: If you look through Windows
255 -- Johan Ihren
256 %
257 NetBSD: If your server could choose, it would choose NetBSD
258 -- Tim Rightnour
259 %
260 NetBSD, In Stalls Anywhere
261 -- Andrew Gillham
262 %
263 NetBSD is full. Go away.
264 -- Chris Baird <cjb@brushtail.apana.org.au>
265 %
266 NetBSD is much like a tipi: No windows, no gates, and an apache inside.
267 %
268 NetBSD is PAR -- Powerful, Advanced, Reliable. Is your OS up to PAR?
269 -- Frank Warren
270 %
271 NetBSD is the bomb. (ok, bad idea)
272 -- Andrew Gillham
273 %
274 NetBSD: It keeps on going...and going...and going...
275 -- Tom Harvey
276 %
277 NetBSD: It spanks the knickers off those other operating systems
278 -- Brian D Chase
279 %
280 NetBSD: it'll be there when you're ready for it
281 -- Greg Lehey
282 %
283 NetBSD: it's not free beer, but it's free
284 %
285 NetBSD: Its not Windows.
286 -- Paul Wain
287 %
288 NetBSD: It's...uh...well...have you heard of linux?
289 -- Tom Harvey
290 %
291 NetBSD: lets get it right
292 -- David Brownlee
293 %
294 NetBSD: Linux without the hype.
295 -- Hubert Feyrer
296 %
297 NetBSD: making all computer hardware a commodity.
298 -- Erik E. Fair
299 %
300 NetBSD: Making your net work, and its free to boot!
301 -- Steve Woodford
302 %
303 NetBSD: Masterly with distinction. Striking also.
304 -- Andy Doran
305 %
306 NetBSD: May the Source be with you
307 -- Greg Earle
308 %
309 NetBSD: Microsoft ask you where you want to go, NetBSD gets you there
310 -- David Brownlee
311 %
312 NetBSD, More Nines.
313 -- Andrew Gillham
314 %
315 NetBSD: Multi-platform OS
316 %
317 NetBSD: My Computer Runs!
318 -- Andrew Gillham
319 %
320 NetBSD: My Computer Works!
321 -- Andrew Gillham
322 %
323 NetBSD: My other computer also runs NetBSD.
324 -- David Brownlee
325 %
326 NetBSD, Net Improvement.
327 -- Andrew Gillham
328 %
329 NetBSD, Net Profit.
330 -- Andrew Gillham
331 %
332 NetBSD, Net Some Nines.
333 -- Andrew Gillham
334 %
335 NetBSD: Network Power Unleashed.
336 -- Andrew Gillham
337 %
338 NetBSD: Network Your World.
339 -- Andrew Gillham
340 %
341 NetBSD: Networking Space
342 -- Andrew Gillham
343 %
344 NetBSD: No hype required.
345 -- David Brownlee
346 %
347 NetBSD, No Worries!
348 -- Andrew Gillham
349 %
350 NetBSD: Not all of the First Ones have gone away.
351 %
352 NetBSD. Not Guano.
353 -- Hubert Feyrer
354 %
355 NetBSD: Not your mother's OS (unless you are P. Seebach)
356 -- Tom Harvey
357 %
358 NetBSD: Oh my god! They support my hardware! You hackers!
359 %
360 NetBSD: Perpetual performance!
361 -- Lars-Johan Liman
362 %
363 NetBSD: Pink fluffy chunks or green bits - the choice is yours.
364 -- Andy Doran
365 %
366 NetBSD: Ports to * boards.
367 -- Steve Woodford
368 %
369 NetBSD: Power Your Net.
370 -- Andrew Gillham
371 %
372 NetBSD: preferred by Rocket Scientists and Moms!
373 -- Steven J. Dovich
374 %
375 NetBSD: priapic OS
376 -- Perry Metzger
377 %
378 NetBSD: Professionalpower!
379 -- Lars-Johan Liman
380 %
381 NetBSD: "Progress on your system is closer than it appears."
382 %
383 NetBSD: Raiders of the Lost Arch
384 %
385 NetBSD: Re: NetBSD Slogans
386 -- Mirian Crzig Lennox
387 %
388 NetBSD: Resistance is futile! You will be supported.
389 -- Peter Seebach
390 %
391 NetBSD: Resistance is NOT futile!
392 -- Hubert Feyrer
393 %
394 NetBSD: Rock solid!
395 -- Lars-Johan Liman
396 %
397 NetBSD: Servers' choice!
398 -- Lars-Johan Liman
399 %
400 NetBSD: serves you right.
401 -- Herb Peyerl
402 %
403 NetBSD short theme, for stickers and tattoos: NetBSD... Bitchin'!
404 -- Mason Loring Bliss
405 %
406 NetBSD, SIMMs Like Good Code
407 -- Andrew Gillham
408 %
409 NetBSD: Someday, we won't burn your toast
410 -- Herb Peyerl
411 %
412 NetBSD: Stable and strong!
413 -- Lars-Johan Liman
414 %
415 NetBSD: Stop, Drop, and Load
416 -- Andrew Gillham
417 %
418 NetBSD, Tap The Power
419 -- Andrew Gillham
420 %
421 NetBSD: The choice of hundreds worldwide
422 -- Tom Harvey
423 %
424 NetBSD: The Final Frontier
425 -- Chris Jones
426 %
427 NetBSD: The free OS with a money back guarantee!
428 -- Tim Rightnour
429 %
430 NetBSD: the free unix for the rest of us
431 -- Bob Nestor
432 %
433 NetBSD: The Last Bastion of the true UNIX Religion.
434 -- Miles Nordin
435 %
436 NetBSD: The OS WORM - Write Once, Run Many
437 %
438 NetBSD: The Power of Code
439 -- Mason Loring Bliss
440 %
441 NetBSD: The power to Connect
442 -- Feico Dillema
443 %
444 NetBSD: The power to serve, also
445 -- Tom Harvey
446 %
447 NetBSD: The power to serve, on the platform of your choice
448 -- John Darrow
449 %
450 NetBSD: the second best thing you can get for free
451 %
452 NetBSD: the server is up
453 -- David Brownlee
454 %
455 NetBSD: The Worlds Most Portable Operating System
456 %
457 NetBSD/toaster: we wish the toaster to be happy too.
458 %
459 NetBSD: To serve the power.
460 -- Herb Peyerl
461 %
462 NetBSD: true inheritors of the UNIX(tm) legacy.
463 -- Erik E. Fair
464 %
465 NetBSD: Twice the Bits-Clean of other Leading OSes
466 -- Tom Harvey
467 %
468 NetBSD: Two guys with a vax
469 -- Tom Harvey
470 %
471 NetBSD: u_long uptime;
472 -- Herb Peyerl
473 %
474 NetBSD: unshackling hardware designers and users from the bondage
475 of WinTel.
476 -- Erik E. Fair
477 %
478 NetBSD: Use the ENTIRE computer!
479 -- Andrew Gillham
480 %
481 NetBSD: userland included
482 %
483 NetBSD: We Come In Peace.
484 -- Andrew Gillham
485 %
486 NetBSD: We come in peace. We offer reliability.
487 -- David Maxwell
488 %
489 NetBSD: We do it right.
490 -- Perry Metzger
491 %
492 NetBSD: We don't negotiate with terrorists.
493 -- Miles Nordin
494 %
495 NetBSD: We put the "Net" in "BSD", and took out the "Free"
496 -- Tom Harvey
497 %
498 NetBSD: We Stay Up.
499 -- Andrew Gillham
500 %
501 NetBSD: We Suck Less
502 %
503 NetBSD: We're so committed to it being free, we won't sell it to you
504 even if you ask!
505 -- Charles M. Hannum
506 %
507 NetBSD: What do you want to serve today?
508 -- Hubert Feyrer
509 %
510 NetBSD: When Linux ports to that platform, they will discover -
511 WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN HERE
512 -- David Maxwell
513 %
514 NetBSD: Where do you want to have the power to serve, tomorrow?
515 -- Tom Harvey
516 %
517 NetBSD: Who do you Serve? And who do you Trust?
518 -- David Maxwell
519 %
520 NetBSD will put hair on a UNIX admin's chest
521 -- Jason R. Fink
522 %
523 NetBSD: Write Once, Run Everywhere. Java optional.
524 -- Todd Whitesel
525 %
526 NetBSD: You can't handle it.
527 -- Paul Newhouse
528 %
529 NetBSD: You choose the hardware, we'll bring the OS.
530 -- David Brownlee
531 %
532 Of course it runs NetBSD.
533 %
534 Portable. Supportable. NetBSD.
535 -- Jim Wise
536 %
537 Software is like sex - it should be free
538 -- Hubert Feyrer
539 %
540 We're BSD. If you want System V, you know where to get it.
541 -- Greywolf
542 %
543 Where would you have rather been today, tomorrow? NetBSD.
544 -- Allen Briggs
545 %
546 With many thanks to the core team and UCB CSRG.
547 -- Greywolf
548 %
549 Young or old; cutting edge or yesterday's NeWS, NetBSD is the UNIX for you.
550 It can be a hulking monster in your basement, or fit in the palm
551 of your hand.
552 -- Richard Rauch
553 %
554 NetBSD: Dead on Target
555 -- Gimpy
556 %
557 NetBSD JIHBED