- Don't allocate memory dynamically on the stack (for SSP)

[bsdgames-darwin.git] / fortune / datfiles / fortunes-o.real

diff --git a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real
index 17a5fab83f6cc7f8389b6a0ea1f70428c1fb8c71..54435be516211d57a8a252873bfec793f978183b 100644 (file)
--- a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real
+++ b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real
@@ -417,7 +417,7 @@ licentious, dirty bum!!
 %
 Floppy now, hard later.
 %
-For those of you how have been looking for evidence that a working
+For those of you who have been looking for evidence that a working
 version of "Star Wars" can be built, consider the following proof
 offered by Caspar Weinberger:
 
@@ -918,7 +918,7 @@ These are a few of my favorite drugs.
 
 Backs that are perfect for carrying monkeys
 Users of heroin, often called junkies
-Methadone helps then to stop being thugs
+Methadone helps them to stop being thugs
 Takes them off one of my favorite drugs.
 
        On a bad trip
@@ -1036,7 +1036,7 @@ considering whether there were men on base.
 Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear -- kept us in
 a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor -- with the cry of grave
 national emergency... Always there has been some terrible evil to
-gobble us up if we did not blindly rally behind it  by furnishing the
+gobble us up if we did not blindly rally behind it by furnishing the
 exorbitant sums demanded.  Yet, in retrospect, these disasters seem
 never to have happened, seem never to have been quite real.
                -- General Douglas MacArthur, 1957
@@ -1077,7 +1077,7 @@ Q:  How do you tell if you're making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher,
 A:  A nurse says: "This won't hurt a bit."  A schoolteacher says:
     "We're going to have to do this over and over again until we get it
     right."  An airline stewardess says: "Just hold this over your
-    mouth and nose, and breath normally."
+    mouth and nose, and breathe normally."
 %
 Q:  How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb?
 A:  Two.  One to screw it in and one to say that light started when the
@@ -1488,7 +1488,7 @@ Did groove and trip out at the pad:       The Radcliffe girl, no idle flirt,
 All whimsy were the slamming chicks,   Crept past the hippies getting balled
 And the Radcliffe undergrad.           And doffed her miniskirt.
 
-"Beware the Radcliffe girl, my son!    One, two!  One, two!  And through 
+"Beware the Radcliffe girl, my son!    One, two!  One, two!  And through
 The looks that melt, the claws that            and through
        catch!                          The venerable staff went snicker-snack!
 Beware the Byrn Mawr deb, and shun     He left her bred, sans maidenhead,
@@ -1499,7 +1499,7 @@ Long time the cool young stuff he Come to my arms, my horny boy!
        sought --                       O spaced-out day!  Calooh!  Callay!"
 So rested he among the spree           He cackled in his joy.
 And paused to smoke some pot.
-                                       'Twas orgy, and the hip and mod 
+                                       'Twas orgy, and the hip and mod
                                        Did groove and trip out at the pad:
                                        All whimsy were the slamming chicks,
                                        And the Radcliffe undergrad.
@@ -1728,3 +1728,8 @@ deliberate speed shall this thing come to pass.  When ye shall prove
 yourselves worthy, shall ye have your just portion -- yea, verily, like
 unto a snowball in Hell."
                -- "The Begatting of a President"
+%
+There is a road to freedom.  Its milestones are Obedience, Endeavor, Honesty,
+Order, Cleanliness, Sobriety, Truthfulness, Sacrifice, and love of the
+Fatherland.
+                -- Adolf Hitler