made his TOOSIE ROLL.
He let out a SNICKER as he slipped his BUTTERFINGER up her KIT KAT
which of course caused the MILKY WAY. She screamed "OH, HENRY!" as she
-squeezed his PETER, PAUL and ZAGNUTS and said "you're better then the 3
+squeezed his PETER, PAUL and ZAGNUTS and said "you're better than the 3
MUSKETEERS."
-- John Volby (Dr. Dirty), "The Candy Bar Poem"
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User friendly software searching for friendly Hardware to interface with.
Hardware may present itself in floppy format as software has capability to
upgrading same to full size firm. Size is not all that important; but byte
-sized bandwith required -- header width is of more concern. Joystick should
+sized bandwidth required -- header width is of more concern. Joystick should
be able to toggle in different speeds and for some duration. Software is
looking for system willing to perform intensive manipulation of keyboard as
well as preparing the mainframe and disk drives. Fingering of all files
"We've got things well in hand."
-- Master Byte Software, Los Gatos California.
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-We've just recieved the results of a survey conducted to ascertain the
+We've just received the results of a survey conducted to ascertain the
various reasons men get out of bed in the middle of the night. According
to the report, 2% are motivated by a desire to visit the bathroom, and
3% have an urge to raid the refrigerator. The other 95% get up to go home.
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