Offered horse brutality to a previously incorrect RHPS quote.

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diff --git a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
index 1ee9cf0a94f8f773a220e2f67d00492d6336459f..b139d495958ace2016aaebf8899818c8d24caf4c 100644 (file)
--- a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
+++ b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
@@ -3836,7 +3836,7 @@ left hand corner of Prize Claim Form) and affix it to the 3x5 card
 below your address label. (d) Then print on your 3x5 card, above your
 computer-printed name and address the words "CARTER & VAN PEEL
 SWEEPSTAKES" (Use all capital letters.)  (e) Finally place 3x5 card
-(without bending) into a plain envelope [NOTE: do NOT use the the
+(without bending) into a plain envelope [NOTE: do NOT use the
 Official Prize Claim and CVP Perfume Reply Envelope or you may be
 disqualified], and mail to: CVP, Box 1320, Westbury, NY 11595.  Print
 this address correctly.  Comply with above instructions carefully and
@@ -4127,8 +4127,6 @@ Food for thought is no substitute for the real thing.
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 For 20 dollars, I'll give you a good fortune next time ...
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-For a good time, call (415) 642-9483
-%
 For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a
 cat.
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@@ -4369,7 +4367,7 @@ So are they all, all cool cats, --
 Come I to make this gig at Caesar's laying down.
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 Frisbeetarianism, n.:
-       The belief that when you die, your soul goes up the on roof and
+       The belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and
 gets stuck.
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 Frobnicate, v.:
@@ -7782,8 +7780,8 @@ It's just a jump to the left
        And then a step to the right.
 Put your hands on your hips
        And pull your knees in tight.
-It's the pelvic thrust
-       That really gets you insa-a-a-a-ane
+But it's the pelvic thrust
+       That really drives you insa-a-a-a-a-ane!
 
        LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!
 
@@ -10652,10 +10650,10 @@ A:  One per person.
 Q:  How did you get into artificial intelligence?
 A:  Seemed logical -- I didn't have any real intelligence.
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-Q:  How many DEC repairman does it take to fix a flat ?
+Q:  How many DEC repairmen does it take to fix a flat ?
 A:  Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires.
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-Q:  How many DEC repairman does it take to fix a flat?
+Q:  How many DEC repairmen does it take to fix a flat?
 A:  Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires.
 
 Q:  How long does it take?
@@ -12294,7 +12292,7 @@ The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
 The cost of living is going up, and the chance of living is going
 down.
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-The cow is nothing but a machine with makes grass fit for us people to
+The cow is nothing but a machine which makes grass fit for us people to
 eat.
                -- John McNulty
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