Revert to the original phrasing, but remove the man 8 section reference.

[bsdgames-darwin.git] / fortune / datfiles / fortunes

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@@ -6918,7 +6918,7 @@ shopping center in the world?
 %
 If you throw a New Year's Party, the worst thing that you can do would
 be to throw the kind of party where your guests wake up today, and call
-you to say they had a nice time.  Now you'll be be expected to throw
+you to say they had a nice time.  Now you'll be expected to throw
 another party next year.
 
 What you should do is throw the kind of party where your guest wake up
@@ -16177,7 +16177,7 @@ be named Eustace Clarence Scrubb.
 %
 Never leave a macassar and an antimacassar in the same room together.
 %
-Why did the furry install Unix? Because it supports catman(8).
+Why did the furry install Unix? Because it supports catman.
 %
 Many people don't realize that trailhead doggerel is illegal -- but
 surely you've heard of "hike rhymes and misdemeanors"...
@@ -16294,3 +16294,16 @@ Fanfare, n.:
         The food available for consumption at a con.
 %
 Fail we may, sail we must
+%
+Don't shout at your JBODs, they don't like it!
+               -- Brendan Gregg, "Shouting in the Datacenter"
+%
+Bell has two patents on UNIX
+a) set-user-id bit
+b) on "typo" !
+               -- John Lions, Australian UNIX Users Group Newsletter, Oct 1978
+%
+The purpose of computing numbers is not yet in sight
+%
+Iamonthemoonandthereisnowheretogetabeer.
+Thereisnospacebar.