Offered horse brutality to a previously incorrect RHPS quote.

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diff --git a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real
index 24d538df7f6b97968e61b88dc2516e1ec5b73779..2023bb3477f3ae09eb30ba9039516b24206196fd 100644 (file)
--- a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real
+++ b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real
@@ -543,7 +543,7 @@ GOD is applied POWER
                                            which is applied BULLSHIT
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 "God is as real as I am," the old man said.  My faith was restored, for
-I new that Santa would never lie.
+I knew that Santa would never lie.
 %
 "God is big, so don't fuck with him."
 %
@@ -611,7 +611,7 @@ finally hit upon the idea of woman and created Eve.
 He hated to mend, so young Ned
 Called in a cute neighbor instead.
        Her husband said, "Vi,
-       When you stitched up his torn fly,
+       When you stitched his torn fly,
 Did you have to bite off the thread?"
 %
 He wasn't much of an actor, he wasn't much of a Governor -- Hell, they
@@ -1041,7 +1041,7 @@ Obscenity is the crutch of inarticulate motherfuckers.
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 Occident, n.:
        The part of the world lying west (or east) of the Orient.  It
-is largely inhabited by Christians, powerful sub-tribe of the
+is largely inhabited by Christians, a powerful sub-tribe of the
 Hypocrites, whose principal industries are murder and cheating, which
 they are pleased to call "war" and "commerce."  These, also, are the
 principal industries of the Orient.