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Have we gone too fast too far?
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-He has a dire need, actually it's half-dire, but he thinks
+He has a dire need, actually it's half-dire, but he thinks
it's double-dire.
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-He may be the greatest piece of cheese that ever walked down
+He may be the greatest piece of cheese that ever walked down
the plank.
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He and his group are two different people.
%
He'll grease any palm that will pat his ass.
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-He's tossing symbols around like a percussionist in a John
+He's tossing symbols around like a percussionist in a John
Philip Sousa band.
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He's a bulldog in a china shop.
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How old is your 2-year old?
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-I speak only with olive branches dripping from the corners
+I speak only with olive branches dripping from the corners
of my mouth.
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I accept it with both barrels.
%
I wouldn't want to be sitting in his shoes.
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-I'd better get my horse on it's ass.
+I'd better get my horse on its ass.
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I'd better jack up my bootstraps and get going.
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I'd rather be tight than right.
%
-If they do that, they'll be committing suicide for the rest of
+If they do that, they'll be committing suicide for the rest of
their lives.
%
-If they had to stand on their own two feet, they would have gone
+If they had to stand on their own two feet, they would have gone
down the drain a long time ago.
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-If we keep going this way, somebody is going to be left standing
+If we keep going this way, somebody is going to be left standing
at the church with his pants on.
%
-If you don't want words put in your mouth, don't leave it
+If you don't want words put in your mouth, don't leave it
hanging open.
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If anything, I bend over on the backwards side.
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It's the straw that broke the ice.
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-It's the the highest of the lows.
+It's the highest of the lows.
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It's the vilest smell I ever heard.
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You're blowing it all out of context.
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You've always been the bone of human kindness.
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