Add Chris Baird's email address per his request

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diff --git a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real
index 60d62e515d486f12893d44965dc5b4889942e8fe..2023bb3477f3ae09eb30ba9039516b24206196fd 100644 (file)
--- a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real
+++ b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real
@@ -611,7 +611,7 @@ finally hit upon the idea of woman and created Eve.
 He hated to mend, so young Ned
 Called in a cute neighbor instead.
        Her husband said, "Vi,
 He hated to mend, so young Ned
 Called in a cute neighbor instead.
        Her husband said, "Vi,

-       When you stitched up his torn fly,
+       When you stitched his torn fly,

 Did you have to bite off the thread?"
 %
 He wasn't much of an actor, he wasn't much of a Governor -- Hell, they
 Did you have to bite off the thread?"
 %
 He wasn't much of an actor, he wasn't much of a Governor -- Hell, they


@@ -1041,7 +1041,7 @@ Obscenity is the crutch of inarticulate motherfuckers.
 %
 Occident, n.:
        The part of the world lying west (or east) of the Orient.  It
 %
 Occident, n.:
        The part of the world lying west (or east) of the Orient.  It

-is largely inhabited by Christians, powerful sub-tribe of the
+is largely inhabited by Christians, a powerful sub-tribe of the

 Hypocrites, whose principal industries are murder and cheating, which
 they are pleased to call "war" and "commerce."  These, also, are the
 principal industries of the Orient.
 Hypocrites, whose principal industries are murder and cheating, which
 they are pleased to call "war" and "commerce."  These, also, are the
 principal industries of the Orient.