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@@ -1,51 +1,53 @@
-Never mind the bollocks, here's NetBSD.
+Anagrams for NetBSD core team:
+  Strobe mased net
+  Strobe mased ten
+  Erect teen bonds
+  A boned cream test
+  Cremate no debts
                -- Julian Assange
 %
-NetBSD: Unix With Balls.
-               -- Andrew Gillham
+NetBSD - Bits for Tits.
+               -- Julian Assange
 %
-NetBSD, stupid.
+NetBSD - Multiple Architectures lead to Multiple Orgasms.
                -- Julian Assange
 %
-NetBSD: No Sh;t!
-               -- Andrew Gillham
+NetBSD - We put the OS in OrgaSm.
+               -- Julian Assange
 %
-NetBSD: More Ports That A Cheap Whore
-               -- Andrew Gillham
+NetBSD - We sell rope.
 %
-NetBSD long theme: "Eat a queer fetus for Jesus, and run NetBSD!"
-               -- Mason Loring Bliss
+NetBSD - more ports than a Norwegian crack whore.
+               -- Julian Assange
+%
+NetBSD - the semen in the money shot.
+               -- Julian Assange
+%
+NetBSD - we're on a mission from Hell.
+               -- Julian Assange
 %
 NetBSD logo: Kiss-painted (w/tongue) Beastie stabbing a pitchfork
        through a bloodied and obviously-in-horrible-pain Tux.
                -- Mason Loring Bliss
 %
-NetBSD: better for your uptime than Viagra.
-               -- Daniel Carosone
-%
-NetBSD - we're on a mission from Hell.
-               -- Julian Assange
+NetBSD long theme: "Eat a queer fetus for Jesus, and run NetBSD!"
+               -- Mason Loring Bliss
 %
-NetBSD - We put the OS in OrgaSm.
+NetBSD, stupid.
                -- Julian Assange
 %
-NetBSD - the semen in the money shot.
-               -- Julian Assange
+NetBSD: More Ports That A Cheap Whore
+               -- Andrew Gillham
 %
-NetBSD - Multiple Architectures lead to Multiple Orgasms.
-               -- Julian Assange
+NetBSD: No Sh;t!
+               -- Andrew Gillham
 %
-NetBSD - more ports than a Norwegian crack whore.
-               -- Julian Assange
+NetBSD: Unix With Balls.
+               -- Andrew Gillham
 %
-NetBSD - Bits for Tits.
-               -- Julian Assange
+NetBSD: better for your uptime than Viagra.
+               -- Daniel Carosone
 %
-Anagrams for NetBSD core team:
-  Strobe mased net
-  Strobe mased ten
-  Erect teen bonds
-  A boned cream test
-  Cremate no debts
+Never mind the bollocks, here's NetBSD.
                -- Julian Assange
 %