Fix simple typo. From bdc@world.std.com in PR misc/12150.

[bsdgames-darwin.git] / fortune / datfiles / netbsd

diff --git a/fortune/datfiles/netbsd b/fortune/datfiles/netbsd
index 512ac9a1283ae116811c8673692da176531d880a..a1c0dcb7b7a3b8b72272867ddb9df2f6681b7869 100644 (file)
--- a/fortune/datfiles/netbsd
+++ b/fortune/datfiles/netbsd
@@ -23,14 +23,6 @@ Anagrams for NetBSD core team:
   Basement DEC rot
                -- Julian Assange
 %
   Basement DEC rot
                -- Julian Assange
 %

-Anagrams for NetBSD core team:
-  Strobe mased net
-  Strobe mased ten
-  Erect teen bonds
-  A boned cream test
-  Cremate no debts
-               -- Julian Assange
-%

 Anagrams for NetBSD-core:
   Bent Coders
   Secret Bond
 Anagrams for NetBSD-core:
   Bent Coders
   Secret Bond


@@ -63,10 +55,10 @@ NetBSD - A Mycroft in every port.
 NetBSD - a server in every port.
                -- Julian Assange
 %
 NetBSD - a server in every port.
                -- Julian Assange
 %

-NetBSD - big, isn't it?
-               -- Julian Assange
+NetBSD - because Unix isn't just #include <linux.h>, i386, ELF, ...!
+               -- Hubert Feyrer

 %
 %

-NetBSD - Bits for Tits.
+NetBSD - big, isn't it?

                -- Julian Assange
 %
 NetBSD - daemonic power
                -- Julian Assange
 %
 NetBSD - daemonic power


@@ -93,12 +85,6 @@ NetBSD - Mach 3 stealthOS, undetectable by media radar.
 NetBSD - more is more.
                -- Julian Assange
 %
 NetBSD - more is more.
                -- Julian Assange
 %

-NetBSD - more ports than a Norwegian crack whore.
-               -- Julian Assange
-%
-NetBSD - Multiple Architectures lead to Multiple Orgasms.
-               -- Julian Assange
-%

 NetBSD:  No Windows or Gates, but lots of doors, portals and tunnels.
                -- Greywolf
 %
 NetBSD:  No Windows or Gates, but lots of doors, portals and tunnels.
                -- Greywolf
 %


@@ -147,27 +133,18 @@ NetBSD - the power to suave.
 NetBSD - the power to swerve (penguins, worse than cane toads).
                -- Julian Assange
 %
 NetBSD - the power to swerve (penguins, worse than cane toads).
                -- Julian Assange
 %

-NetBSD - the semen in the money shot.
-               -- Julian Assange
-%

 NetBSD:  The Source is out there.
                -- Greywolf
 %
 NetBSD:  The Source is out there.
                -- Greywolf
 %

-NetBSD - we have nothing to decare but our benchmarks.
+NetBSD - we have nothing to declare but our benchmarks.

                -- Julian Assange
 %
 NetBSD - we put the Net in NetBSD.
                -- Julian Assange
 %
                -- Julian Assange
 %
 NetBSD - we put the Net in NetBSD.
                -- Julian Assange
 %

-NetBSD - We put the OS in OrgaSm.
-               -- Julian Assange
-%

 NetBSD - We're not in canvas anymore, toto
                -- Julian Assange
 %
 NetBSD - We're not in canvas anymore, toto
                -- Julian Assange
 %

-NetBSD - we're on a mission from Hell.
-               -- Julian Assange
-%

 NetBSD - where do you want to go Tuesday?
                -- Julian Assange
 %
 NetBSD - where do you want to go Tuesday?
                -- Julian Assange
 %


@@ -185,9 +162,6 @@ NetBSD: An Operating System For Everyone
 NetBSD: Are you old enough to run it?
                -- Tom Harvey
 %
 NetBSD: Are you old enough to run it?
                -- Tom Harvey
 %

-NetBSD: better for your uptime than Viagra.
-               -- Daniel Carosone
-%

 NetBSD: Beyond Windows
                -- Johan Ihren
 %
 NetBSD: Beyond Windows
                -- Johan Ihren
 %


@@ -249,7 +223,7 @@ NetBSD, In Stalls Anywhere
                -- Andrew Gillham
 %
 NetBSD is full. Go away.
                -- Andrew Gillham
 %
 NetBSD is full. Go away.

-               -- Chris Baird
+               -- Chris Baird <cjb@brushtail.apana.org.au>

 %
 NetBSD is much like a tipi:  No windows, no gates, and an apache inside.
 %
 %
 NetBSD is much like a tipi:  No windows, no gates, and an apache inside.
 %


@@ -259,12 +233,12 @@ NetBSD is PAR -- Powerful, Advanced, Reliable.  Is your OS up to PAR?
 NetBSD is the bomb.  (ok, bad idea)
                -- Andrew Gillham
 %
 NetBSD is the bomb.  (ok, bad idea)
                -- Andrew Gillham
 %

-NetBSD: It keeps on going...and going...and going...
-               -- Tom Harvey
-%

 NetBSD: It spanks the knickers off those other operating systems
                -- Brian D Chase
 %
 NetBSD: It spanks the knickers off those other operating systems
                -- Brian D Chase
 %

+NetBSD: It keeps on going...and going...and going...
+               -- Tom Harvey
+%

 NetBSD: it'll be there when you're ready for it
                -- Greg Lehey
 %
 NetBSD: it'll be there when you're ready for it
                -- Greg Lehey
 %


@@ -282,13 +256,6 @@ NetBSD: lets get it right
 NetBSD: Linux without the hype.
                -- Hubert Feyrer
 %
 NetBSD: Linux without the hype.
                -- Hubert Feyrer
 %

-NetBSD logo: Kiss-painted (w/tongue) Beastie stabbing a pitchfork
-       through a bloodied and obviously-in-horrible-pain Tux.
-               -- Mason Loring Bliss
-%
-NetBSD long theme: "Eat a queer fetus for Jesus, and run NetBSD!"
-               -- Mason Loring Bliss
-%

 NetBSD: making all computer hardware a commodity.
                -- Erik E. Fair
 %
 NetBSD: making all computer hardware a commodity.
                -- Erik E. Fair
 %


@@ -304,9 +271,6 @@ NetBSD: Microsoft ask you where you want to go, NetBSD gets you there
 NetBSD, More Nines.
                -- Andrew Gillham
 %
 NetBSD, More Nines.
                -- Andrew Gillham
 %

-NetBSD: More Ports That A Cheap Whore
-               -- Andrew Gillham
-%

 NetBSD: Multi-platform OS
 %
 NetBSD: My Computer Runs!
 NetBSD: Multi-platform OS
 %
 NetBSD: My Computer Runs!


@@ -333,9 +297,6 @@ NetBSD: Network Your World.
 NetBSD: Networking Space
                -- Andrew Gillham
 %
 NetBSD: Networking Space
                -- Andrew Gillham
 %

-NetBSD: No Sh;t!
-               -- Andrew Gillham
-%

 NetBSD, No Worries!
                -- Andrew Gillham
 %
 NetBSD, No Worries!
                -- Andrew Gillham
 %


@@ -401,9 +362,6 @@ NetBSD: Stable and strong!
 NetBSD: Stop, Drop, and Load
                -- Andrew Gillham
 %
 NetBSD: Stop, Drop, and Load
                -- Andrew Gillham
 %

-NetBSD, stupid.
-               -- Julian Assange
-%

 NetBSD, Tap The Power
                -- Andrew Gillham
 %
 NetBSD, Tap The Power
                -- Andrew Gillham
 %


@@ -459,9 +417,6 @@ NetBSD: Two guys with a vax
 NetBSD: u_long uptime;
                -- Herb Peyerl
 %
 NetBSD: u_long uptime;
                -- Herb Peyerl
 %

-NetBSD: Unix With Balls.
-               -- Andrew Gillham
-%

 NetBSD: unshackling hardware designers and users from the bondage
         of WinTel.
                -- Erik E. Fair
 NetBSD: unshackling hardware designers and users from the bondage
         of WinTel.
                -- Erik E. Fair


@@ -475,9 +430,15 @@ NetBSD: userland included
 NetBSD: We Come In Peace.
                -- Andrew Gillham
 %
 NetBSD: We Come In Peace.
                -- Andrew Gillham
 %

+NetBSD: We come in peace. We offer reliability.
+               -- David Maxwell
+%

 NetBSD: We do it right.
                -- Perry Metzger
 %
 NetBSD: We do it right.
                -- Perry Metzger
 %

+NetBSD: We don't negotiate with terrorists.
+               -- Miles Nordin
+%

 NetBSD: We put the "Net" in "BSD", and took out the "Free"
                -- Tom Harvey
 %
 NetBSD: We put the "Net" in "BSD", and took out the "Free"
                -- Tom Harvey
 %


@@ -509,12 +470,6 @@ NetBSD: Write Once, Run Everywhere. Java optional.
 NetBSD: You can't handle it.
                -- Paul Newhouse
 %
 NetBSD: You can't handle it.
                -- Paul Newhouse
 %

-NetBSD/sparc: less Lovelaces in your LX?
-               -- Jim Wise
-%
-Never mind the bollocks, here's NetBSD.
-               -- Julian Assange
-%

 Of course it runs NetBSD.
 %
 Portable.  Supportable.  NetBSD.
 Of course it runs NetBSD.
 %
 Portable.  Supportable.  NetBSD.


@@ -531,3 +486,30 @@ Where would you have rather been today, tomorrow? NetBSD.
 %
 With many thanks to the core team and UCB CSRG.
                -- Greywolf
 %
 With many thanks to the core team and UCB CSRG.
                -- Greywolf

+%
+NetBSD: Abandon all hype, oh ye who enter here.
+%
+NetBSD: Ports to * boards.
+               -- Steve Woodford
+%
+NetBSD: Masterly with distinction.  Striking also.
+               -- Andy Doran
+%
+NetBSD: Pink fluffy chunks or green bits - the choice is yours.
+               -- Andy Doran
+%
+NetBSD: Empowering the VAX generation.
+               -- Andy Doran
+%
+NetBSD: A pmap for every occasion.
+               -- David Brownlee
+%
+NetBSD: No hype required.
+               -- David Brownlee
+%
+NetBSD: My other computer also runs NetBSD.
+               -- David Brownlee
+%
+NetBSD will put hair on a UNIX admin's chest
+               -- Jason R. Fink
+%