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"Avoid revolution or expect to get shot. Mother and I will grieve, but
we will gladly buy a dinner for the National Guardsman who shot you."
- -- Dr. Paul Williamson, father of a Kent State student
+ -- Dr. Paul Williamson, father of a student entering
+ school in the fall after the Kent State shootings
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Bacchus, n.:
A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for
below your address label. (d) Then print on your 3x5 card, above your
computer-printed name and address the words "CARTER & VAN PEEL
SWEEPSTAKES" (Use all capital letters.) (e) Finally place 3x5 card
-(without bending) into a plain envelope [NOTE: do NOT use the the
+(without bending) into a plain envelope [NOTE: do NOT use the
Official Prize Claim and CVP Perfume Reply Envelope or you may be
disqualified], and mail to: CVP, Box 1320, Westbury, NY 11595. Print
this address correctly. Comply with above instructions carefully and
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For 20 dollars, I'll give you a good fortune next time ...
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-For a good time, call (415) 642-9483
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For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a
cat.
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Come I to make this gig at Caesar's laying down.
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Frisbeetarianism, n.:
- The belief that when you die, your soul goes up the on roof and
+ The belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and
gets stuck.
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Frobnicate, v.:
in any motor vehicle.
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"In defeat, unbeatable; in victory, unbearable."
- -- Winston Curchill, of Montgomery
+ -- Winston Churchill, of Montgomery
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In Denver it is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door
neighbor.
And then a step to the right.
Put your hands on your hips
And pull your knees in tight.
-It's the pelvic thrust
- That really gets you insa-a-a-a-ane
+But it's the pelvic thrust
+ That really drives you insa-a-a-a-a-ane!
LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!
Q: How did you get into artificial intelligence?
A: Seemed logical -- I didn't have any real intelligence.
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-Q: How many DEC repairman does it take to fix a flat ?
+Q: How many DEC repairmen does it take to fix a flat ?
A: Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires.
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-Q: How many DEC repairman does it take to fix a flat?
+Q: How many DEC repairmen does it take to fix a flat?
A: Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires.
Q: How long does it take?
The cost of living is going up, and the chance of living is going
down.
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-The cow is nothing but a machine with makes grass fit for us people to
+The cow is nothing but a machine which makes grass fit for us people to
eat.
-- John McNulty
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-- R. A. Lafferty
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"When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite."
- -- Winston Curchill, On formal declarations of war
+ -- Winston Churchill, On formal declarations of war
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When you know absolutely nothing about the topic, make your forecast by
asking a carefully selected probability sample of 300 others who don't
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