X-Git-Url: https://git.cameronkatri.com/bsdgames-darwin.git/blobdiff_plain/6ba30859289bb3bafe3e0fcb88fca7944b721dc8..f99f4f43638f31c64f1d605d46680900f90d678e:/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 diff --git a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 index 64c4b7b2..0bd80fd8 100644 --- a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 +++ b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 @@ -636,7 +636,7 @@ the father spanked them. His wife asked, "Don't you love your children?" After being reported missing a day or two later, rangers found two bears, one a male, one a female, looking suspiciously overstuffed. They killed the female, autopsied her, and sure enough, found the German and the Pole. - "What do you think?" said the the first ranger. + "What do you think?" said the first ranger. "The Czech is in the male," replied the second. % A group of soldiers being prepared for a practice landing on a tropical @@ -14023,7 +14023,7 @@ well. (And post to comp.std.mumps, since they hardly get any articles there, and a "comp" group will propagate your article further.) You may also find it is more fun to post the article once in each group. If you list all the newsgroups in the same article, some newsreaders -will only show the the article to the reader once! Don't tolerate this. +will only show the article to the reader once! Don't tolerate this. -- Emily Postnews Answers Your Questions on Netiquette % Dear Emily: @@ -16317,8 +16317,8 @@ as firmly established as Copernican cosmology. Biologists differ only with respect to theories about how the process operates. -- Martin Gardner, "Irving Kristol and the Facts of Life". % -Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for -even the greatest fool may ask more the the wisest man can answer. +Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for even +the greatest fool may ask more than the wisest man can answer. -- C.C. Colton % Example is not the main thing in influencing others. @@ -18328,10 +18328,10 @@ Each item and every farthing has been accounted for, with two regrettable exceptions for which I beg your indulgence. Unfortunately the sum of one shilling and ninepence remains unaccounted for in one infantry battalion's petty cash and there has been a hideous -confusion as the the number of jars of raspberry jam issued to one cavalry -regiment during a sandstorm in western Spain. This reprehensible carelessness -may be related to the pressure of circumstance, since we are war with France, a -fact which may come as a bit of a surprise to you gentlemen in Whitehall. +confusion as the number of jars of raspberry jam issued to one cavalry regiment +during a sandstorm in western Spain. This reprehensible carelessness may be +related to the pressure of circumstance, since we are war with France, a fact +which may come as a bit of a surprise to you gentlemen in Whitehall. This brings me to my present purpose, which is to request elucidation of my instructions from His Majesty's Government so that I may better understand why I am dragging an army over these barren plains. I construe that perforce it @@ -24249,7 +24249,7 @@ If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants. -- Isaac Newton -In the sciences, we are now uniquely priviledged to sit side by side with +In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose shoulders we stand. -- Gerald Holton