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diff --git a/fortune/datfiles/netbsd b/fortune/datfiles/netbsd
index 512ac9a1..a1c0dcb7 100644
--- a/fortune/datfiles/netbsd
+++ b/fortune/datfiles/netbsd
@@ -23,14 +23,6 @@ Anagrams for NetBSD core team:
   Basement DEC rot
 		-- Julian Assange
 %
-Anagrams for NetBSD core team:
-  Strobe mased net
-  Strobe mased ten
-  Erect teen bonds
-  A boned cream test
-  Cremate no debts
-		-- Julian Assange
-%
 Anagrams for NetBSD-core:
   Bent Coders
   Secret Bond
@@ -63,10 +55,10 @@ NetBSD - A Mycroft in every port.
 NetBSD - a server in every port.
 		-- Julian Assange
 %
-NetBSD - big, isn't it?
-		-- Julian Assange
+NetBSD - because Unix isn't just #include <linux.h>, i386, ELF, ...!
+		-- Hubert Feyrer
 %
-NetBSD - Bits for Tits.
+NetBSD - big, isn't it?
 		-- Julian Assange
 %
 NetBSD - daemonic power
@@ -93,12 +85,6 @@ NetBSD - Mach 3 stealthOS, undetectable by media radar.
 NetBSD - more is more.
 		-- Julian Assange
 %
-NetBSD - more ports than a Norwegian crack whore.
-		-- Julian Assange
-%
-NetBSD - Multiple Architectures lead to Multiple Orgasms.
-		-- Julian Assange
-%
 NetBSD:  No Windows or Gates, but lots of doors, portals and tunnels.
 		-- Greywolf
 %
@@ -147,27 +133,18 @@ NetBSD - the power to suave.
 NetBSD - the power to swerve (penguins, worse than cane toads).
 		-- Julian Assange
 %
-NetBSD - the semen in the money shot.
-		-- Julian Assange
-%
 NetBSD:  The Source is out there.
 		-- Greywolf
 %
-NetBSD - we have nothing to decare but our benchmarks.
+NetBSD - we have nothing to declare but our benchmarks.
 		-- Julian Assange
 %
 NetBSD - we put the Net in NetBSD.
 		-- Julian Assange
 %
-NetBSD - We put the OS in OrgaSm.
-		-- Julian Assange
-%
 NetBSD - We're not in canvas anymore, toto
 		-- Julian Assange
 %
-NetBSD - we're on a mission from Hell.
-		-- Julian Assange
-%
 NetBSD - where do you want to go Tuesday?
 		-- Julian Assange
 %
@@ -185,9 +162,6 @@ NetBSD: An Operating System For Everyone
 NetBSD: Are you old enough to run it?
 		-- Tom Harvey
 %
-NetBSD: better for your uptime than Viagra.
-		-- Daniel Carosone
-%
 NetBSD: Beyond Windows
 		-- Johan Ihren
 %
@@ -249,7 +223,7 @@ NetBSD, In Stalls Anywhere
 		-- Andrew Gillham
 %
 NetBSD is full. Go away.
-		-- Chris Baird
+		-- Chris Baird <cjb@brushtail.apana.org.au>
 %
 NetBSD is much like a tipi:  No windows, no gates, and an apache inside.
 %
@@ -259,12 +233,12 @@ NetBSD is PAR -- Powerful, Advanced, Reliable.  Is your OS up to PAR?
 NetBSD is the bomb.  (ok, bad idea)
 		-- Andrew Gillham
 %
-NetBSD: It keeps on going...and going...and going...
-		-- Tom Harvey
-%
 NetBSD: It spanks the knickers off those other operating systems
 		-- Brian D Chase
 %
+NetBSD: It keeps on going...and going...and going...
+		-- Tom Harvey
+%
 NetBSD: it'll be there when you're ready for it
 		-- Greg Lehey
 %
@@ -282,13 +256,6 @@ NetBSD: lets get it right
 NetBSD: Linux without the hype.
 		-- Hubert Feyrer
 %
-NetBSD logo: Kiss-painted (w/tongue) Beastie stabbing a pitchfork
-       through a bloodied and obviously-in-horrible-pain Tux.
-		-- Mason Loring Bliss
-%
-NetBSD long theme: "Eat a queer fetus for Jesus, and run NetBSD!"
-		-- Mason Loring Bliss
-%
 NetBSD: making all computer hardware a commodity.
 		-- Erik E. Fair
 %
@@ -304,9 +271,6 @@ NetBSD: Microsoft ask you where you want to go, NetBSD gets you there
 NetBSD, More Nines.
 		-- Andrew Gillham
 %
-NetBSD: More Ports That A Cheap Whore
-		-- Andrew Gillham
-%
 NetBSD: Multi-platform OS
 %
 NetBSD: My Computer Runs!
@@ -333,9 +297,6 @@ NetBSD: Network Your World.
 NetBSD: Networking Space
 		-- Andrew Gillham
 %
-NetBSD: No Sh;t!
-		-- Andrew Gillham
-%
 NetBSD, No Worries!
 		-- Andrew Gillham
 %
@@ -401,9 +362,6 @@ NetBSD: Stable and strong!
 NetBSD: Stop, Drop, and Load
 		-- Andrew Gillham
 %
-NetBSD, stupid.
-		-- Julian Assange
-%
 NetBSD, Tap The Power
 		-- Andrew Gillham
 %
@@ -459,9 +417,6 @@ NetBSD: Two guys with a vax
 NetBSD: u_long uptime;
 		-- Herb Peyerl
 %
-NetBSD: Unix With Balls.
-		-- Andrew Gillham
-%
 NetBSD: unshackling hardware designers and users from the bondage
         of WinTel.
 		-- Erik E. Fair
@@ -475,9 +430,15 @@ NetBSD: userland included
 NetBSD: We Come In Peace.
 		-- Andrew Gillham
 %
+NetBSD: We come in peace. We offer reliability.
+		-- David Maxwell
+%
 NetBSD: We do it right.
 		-- Perry Metzger
 %
+NetBSD: We don't negotiate with terrorists.
+		-- Miles Nordin
+%
 NetBSD: We put the "Net" in "BSD", and took out the "Free"
 		-- Tom Harvey
 %
@@ -509,12 +470,6 @@ NetBSD: Write Once, Run Everywhere. Java optional.
 NetBSD: You can't handle it.
 		-- Paul Newhouse
 %
-NetBSD/sparc: less Lovelaces in your LX?
-		-- Jim Wise
-%
-Never mind the bollocks, here's NetBSD.
-		-- Julian Assange
-%
 Of course it runs NetBSD.
 %
 Portable.  Supportable.  NetBSD.
@@ -531,3 +486,30 @@ Where would you have rather been today, tomorrow? NetBSD.
 %
 With many thanks to the core team and UCB CSRG.
 		-- Greywolf
+%
+NetBSD: Abandon all hype, oh ye who enter here.
+%
+NetBSD: Ports to * boards.
+		-- Steve Woodford
+%
+NetBSD: Masterly with distinction.  Striking also.
+		-- Andy Doran
+%
+NetBSD: Pink fluffy chunks or green bits - the choice is yours.
+		-- Andy Doran
+%
+NetBSD: Empowering the VAX generation.
+		-- Andy Doran
+%
+NetBSD: A pmap for every occasion.
+		-- David Brownlee
+%
+NetBSD: No hype required.
+		-- David Brownlee
+%
+NetBSD: My other computer also runs NetBSD.
+		-- David Brownlee
+%
+NetBSD will put hair on a UNIX admin's chest
+		-- Jason R. Fink
+%