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diff --git a/fortune/datfiles/farber b/fortune/datfiles/farber index 6edc88e6..064dbb5d 100644 --- a/fortune/datfiles/farber +++ b/fortune/datfiles/farber @@ -243,10 +243,10 @@ Have we been cast a strange eye at? % Have we gone too fast too far? % -He has a dire need, actually it's half-dire, but he thinks +He has a dire need, actually it's half-dire, but he thinks it's double-dire. % -He may be the greatest piece of cheese that ever walked down +He may be the greatest piece of cheese that ever walked down the plank. % He and his group are two different people. @@ -355,7 +355,7 @@ He'll get his neck in hot water. % He'll grease any palm that will pat his ass. % -He's tossing symbols around like a percussionist in a John +He's tossing symbols around like a percussionist in a John Philip Sousa band. % He's a bulldog in a china shop. @@ -498,7 +498,7 @@ Hold your cool! % How old is your 2-year old? % -I speak only with olive branches dripping from the corners +I speak only with olive branches dripping from the corners of my mouth. % I accept it with both barrels. @@ -685,16 +685,16 @@ I'd like to strike while the inclination is hot. % I'd rather be tight than right. % -If they do that, they'll be committing suicide for the rest of +If they do that, they'll be committing suicide for the rest of their lives. % -If they had to stand on their own two feet, they would have gone +If they had to stand on their own two feet, they would have gone down the drain a long time ago. % -If we keep going this way, somebody is going to be left standing +If we keep going this way, somebody is going to be left standing at the church with his pants on. % -If you don't want words put in your mouth, don't leave it +If you don't want words put in your mouth, don't leave it hanging open. % If anything, I bend over on the backwards side. @@ -1853,4 +1853,3 @@ Your wild oats have come home to roost. You're blowing it all out of context. % You've always been the bone of human kindness. -% |