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diff --git a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o.real b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o.real index c81a84bc..b7dc8dea 100644 --- a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o.real +++ b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o.real @@ -4280,7 +4280,7 @@ Bedfellows make strange politicians. beef stroganoff, n: A bull masturbating. % -"Before we get married," said the young woman to her fiancee, "I want to +"Before we get married," said the young woman to her fiance, "I want to confess some affairs that I've had in the past." "But you told me all about those a few weeks ago," her young man replied. @@ -10327,7 +10327,7 @@ QOTD: I get girls because of who I am... a rapist. % QOTD: - I met her [his fiance] over lunch on Thursday. She had a firm + I met her [his fiancee] over lunch on Thursday. She had a firm grip. He's a lucky man. % QOTD: @@ -13437,7 +13437,7 @@ Then they're out in the hall The harder they'll work -- Julie Brown, "I Like 'Em Big and Stupid" % When I was eight years old I came home with tears in my eyes because some -kids had stolen my samwich. My father handed me an ice pick, and said, +kids had stolen my sandwich. My father handed me an ice pick, and said, "Next time, hit 'em first and hit 'em hard." -- Jake LaMotta |