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-rw-r--r-- | fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 | 12 | ||||
-rw-r--r-- | fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o.real | 2 |
2 files changed, 7 insertions, 7 deletions
diff --git a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 index 6efeb9a0..38202969 100644 --- a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 +++ b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 @@ -818,7 +818,7 @@ take it I assign ten programmers to it?" completed," he said. -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming" % - A manger went to his programmers and told them: "As regards to your + A manager went to his programmers and told them: "As regards to your work hours: you are going to have to come in at nine in the morning and leave at five in the afternoon." At this, all of them became angry and several resigned on the spot. @@ -1249,10 +1249,10 @@ screams: "Anybody got a match?" knows he doesn't know what he's doing, so he does it carefully and with great restraint. As he designs the first work, frill after frill and - embellishment after embellishment occur to him. These get -stored away to be used "next time." Sooner or later the first system -is finished, and the architect, with firm confidence and a demonstrated -mastery of that class of systems, is ready to build a second system. +embellishment after embellishment occur to him. These get stored away +to be used "next time." Sooner or later the first system is finished, +and the architect, with firm confidence and a demonstrated mastery of +that class of systems, is ready to build a second system. This second is the most dangerous system a man ever designs. When he does his third and later ones, his prior experiences will confirm each other as to the general characteristics of such systems, @@ -35072,7 +35072,7 @@ Pandora's Rule: % panic: can't find / % -panic: kernal segmentation violation. core dumped (only kidding) +panic: kernel segmentation violation. core dumped (only kidding) % Paprika Measure: diff --git a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o.real b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o.real index 37a180ac..6485c8f4 100644 --- a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o.real +++ b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o.real @@ -13582,7 +13582,7 @@ And crushed his fucking skull. -- Bill Wordsworth, "A Tiny Twitt'ring Bird" % While vacationing last summer in the North Woods, a young fellow thought it -might be a good idea to write his girl. He had brought no stationery with +might be a good idea to write to his girl. He had brought no stationery with him, however; so he had to walk into town for some. Entering the one and only general store, he discovered that the clerk was a young, full-blown farm girl with languorous eyes. |