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Diffstat (limited to 'fortune')
-rw-r--r-- | fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 | 4 | ||||
-rw-r--r-- | fortune/datfiles/limerick-o.real | 2 |
2 files changed, 3 insertions, 3 deletions
diff --git a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 index aa13d1bc..d7650266 100644 --- a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 +++ b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 @@ -2757,7 +2757,7 @@ confirm who I am. -- Captain Freedom % Old Barlow was a crossing-tender at a junction where an express train -demolished an automobile and it's occupants. Being the chief witness, his +demolished an automobile and its occupants. Being the chief witness, his testimony was vitally important. Barlow explained that the night was dark, and he waved his lantern frantically, but the driver of the car paid no attention to the signal. @@ -55376,7 +55376,7 @@ You're not Dave. Who are you? You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. -- Dean Martin % -You're reasoning is excellent -- it's +Your reasoning is excellent -- it's only your basic assumptions that are wrong. % You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. diff --git a/fortune/datfiles/limerick-o.real b/fortune/datfiles/limerick-o.real index f058920b..330ada24 100644 --- a/fortune/datfiles/limerick-o.real +++ b/fortune/datfiles/limerick-o.real @@ -1151,7 +1151,7 @@ A vengeful technician named Schmitz Caused a disk drive to go on the fritz. He covered the platter With bats' fecal matter. -Now it's seek time is really the pits. +Now its seek time is really the pits. % A very odd pair are the Pitts: His balls are as large as her tits, |