From 9129cf6301b47790719d2b5eba93bc1e16899863 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: jakllsch Date: Sun, 13 Jan 2019 17:55:03 +0000 Subject: Incite the "Purple Cow" wrath of Gelett Burgess upon ourselves. --- fortune/datfiles/fortunes | 9 +++++++++ 1 file changed, 9 insertions(+) diff --git a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes index 4d07fd44..4928ebb3 100644 --- a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes +++ b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes @@ -16244,3 +16244,12 @@ Rule 1 of cryptanalysis: check for plaintext. Remember kids, the only difference between Science and screwing around is writing it down. -- Adam Savage +% + THE PURPLE COW Confession: and a Portrait, Too, +Reflections on a Mythic Beast, Upon a Background that I Rue! + Who's Quite Remarkable, at Least. + Ah, yes! I wrote the "Purple Cow"-- +I never saw a Purple Cow; I'm sorry, now, I wrote it! + I never hope to see one; But I can tell you, anyhow, +But I can tell you, anyhow, I'll kill you if you quote it! + I'd rather see than be one. -- Gelett Burgess -- cgit v1.2.3-56-ge451