From d08f63e42053c8b1ae05974e25ab23ca34beb3e1 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: abs Date: Thu, 17 Aug 2000 16:48:52 +0000 Subject: Split netbsd fortunes into offensive and non offensive. Split could be considered somewhat arbitrary. --- fortune/datfiles/Makefile | 9 ++++-- fortune/datfiles/netbsd | 63 ++++++------------------------------------ fortune/datfiles/netbsd-o.fake | 2 ++ fortune/datfiles/netbsd-o.real | 51 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 4 files changed, 69 insertions(+), 56 deletions(-) create mode 100644 fortune/datfiles/netbsd-o.fake create mode 100644 fortune/datfiles/netbsd-o.real diff --git a/fortune/datfiles/Makefile b/fortune/datfiles/Makefile index e5b0b78e..745a62b4 100644 --- a/fortune/datfiles/Makefile +++ b/fortune/datfiles/Makefile @@ -1,4 +1,4 @@ -# $NetBSD: Makefile,v 1.27 2000/02/06 11:59:29 pooka Exp $ +# $NetBSD: Makefile,v 1.28 2000/08/17 16:48:52 abs Exp $ # @(#)Makefile 8.2 (Berkeley) 4/19/94 .include # for INSTALL_OFFENSIVE_FORTUNES @@ -8,7 +8,7 @@ SRCFILES= fortunes fortunes2 startrek zippy unamerican-o limerick \ DATFILES= fortunes.dat fortunes2.dat startrek.dat zippy.dat \ fortunes-o fortunes-o.dat fortunes2-o fortunes2-o.dat \ limerick.dat limerick-o.dat unamerican-o unamerican-o.dat \ - netbsd.dat + netbsd.dat netbsd-o netbsd-o.dat # TO AVOID INSTALLING THE POTENTIALLY OFFENSIVE FORTUNES, RUN 'make' with # "INSTALL_OFFENSIVE_FORTUNES=NO", or set "INSTALL_OFFENSIVE_FORTUNES=NO" @@ -66,5 +66,10 @@ unamerican-o: unamerican-o.${TYPE} unamerican-o.dat: unamerican-o ${STRFILE} -rsx ${.ALLSRC} ${.TARGET} +netbsd-o: netbsd-o.${TYPE} + tr [a-zA-Z] [n-za-mN-ZA-M] < ${.ALLSRC} > ${.TARGET} +netbsd-o.dat: netbsd-o + ${STRFILE} -rsx ${.ALLSRC} ${.TARGET} + .include diff --git a/fortune/datfiles/netbsd b/fortune/datfiles/netbsd index aab435f8..fc36985f 100644 --- a/fortune/datfiles/netbsd +++ b/fortune/datfiles/netbsd @@ -23,14 +23,6 @@ Anagrams for NetBSD core team: Basement DEC rot -- Julian Assange % -Anagrams for NetBSD core team: - Strobe mased net - Strobe mased ten - Erect teen bonds - A boned cream test - Cremate no debts - -- Julian Assange -% Anagrams for NetBSD-core: Bent Coders Secret Bond @@ -69,9 +61,6 @@ NetBSD - because Unix isn't just #include , i386, ELF, ...! NetBSD - big, isn't it? -- Julian Assange % -NetBSD - Bits for Tits. - -- Julian Assange -% NetBSD - daemonic power -- R. C. Dowdeswell % @@ -96,12 +85,6 @@ NetBSD - Mach 3 stealthOS, undetectable by media radar. NetBSD - more is more. -- Julian Assange % -NetBSD - more ports than a Norwegian crack whore. - -- Julian Assange -% -NetBSD - Multiple Architectures lead to Multiple Orgasms. - -- Julian Assange -% NetBSD: No Windows or Gates, but lots of doors, portals and tunnels. -- Greywolf % @@ -150,9 +133,6 @@ NetBSD - the power to suave. NetBSD - the power to swerve (penguins, worse than cane toads). -- Julian Assange % -NetBSD - the semen in the money shot. - -- Julian Assange -% NetBSD: The Source is out there. -- Greywolf % @@ -162,15 +142,9 @@ NetBSD - we have nothing to declare but our benchmarks. NetBSD - we put the Net in NetBSD. -- Julian Assange % -NetBSD - We put the OS in OrgaSm. - -- Julian Assange -% NetBSD - We're not in canvas anymore, toto -- Julian Assange % -NetBSD - we're on a mission from Hell. - -- Julian Assange -% NetBSD - where do you want to go Tuesday? -- Julian Assange % @@ -188,9 +162,6 @@ NetBSD: An Operating System For Everyone NetBSD: Are you old enough to run it? -- Tom Harvey % -NetBSD: better for your uptime than Viagra. - -- Daniel Carosone -% NetBSD: Beyond Windows -- Johan Ihren % @@ -262,12 +233,12 @@ NetBSD is PAR -- Powerful, Advanced, Reliable. Is your OS up to PAR? NetBSD is the bomb. (ok, bad idea) -- Andrew Gillham % -NetBSD: It keeps on going...and going...and going... - -- Tom Harvey -% NetBSD: It spanks the knickers off those other operating systems -- Brian D Chase % +NetBSD: It keeps on going...and going...and going... + -- Tom Harvey +% NetBSD: it'll be there when you're ready for it -- Greg Lehey % @@ -285,13 +256,6 @@ NetBSD: lets get it right NetBSD: Linux without the hype. -- Hubert Feyrer % -NetBSD logo: Kiss-painted (w/tongue) Beastie stabbing a pitchfork - through a bloodied and obviously-in-horrible-pain Tux. - -- Mason Loring Bliss -% -NetBSD long theme: "Eat a queer fetus for Jesus, and run NetBSD!" - -- Mason Loring Bliss -% NetBSD: making all computer hardware a commodity. -- Erik E. Fair % @@ -307,9 +271,6 @@ NetBSD: Microsoft ask you where you want to go, NetBSD gets you there NetBSD, More Nines. -- Andrew Gillham % -NetBSD: More Ports That A Cheap Whore - -- Andrew Gillham -% NetBSD: Multi-platform OS % NetBSD: My Computer Runs! @@ -336,9 +297,6 @@ NetBSD: Network Your World. NetBSD: Networking Space -- Andrew Gillham % -NetBSD: No Sh;t! - -- Andrew Gillham -% NetBSD, No Worries! -- Andrew Gillham % @@ -404,9 +362,6 @@ NetBSD: Stable and strong! NetBSD: Stop, Drop, and Load -- Andrew Gillham % -NetBSD, stupid. - -- Julian Assange -% NetBSD, Tap The Power -- Andrew Gillham % @@ -462,9 +417,6 @@ NetBSD: Two guys with a vax NetBSD: u_long uptime; -- Herb Peyerl % -NetBSD: Unix With Balls. - -- Andrew Gillham -% NetBSD: unshackling hardware designers and users from the bondage of WinTel. -- Erik E. Fair @@ -518,9 +470,6 @@ NetBSD: Write Once, Run Everywhere. Java optional. NetBSD: You can't handle it. -- Paul Newhouse % -Never mind the bollocks, here's NetBSD. - -- Julian Assange -% Of course it runs NetBSD. % Portable. Supportable. NetBSD. @@ -555,3 +504,9 @@ NetBSD: Empowering the VAX generation. NetBSD: A pmap for every occasion. -- David Brownlee % +NetBSD: No hype required. + -- David Brownlee +% +NetBSD: My other computer also runs NetBSD. + -- David Brownlee +% diff --git a/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-o.fake b/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-o.fake new file mode 100644 index 00000000..3b3f5a3d --- /dev/null +++ b/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-o.fake @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +There are no potentially offensive fortunes installed on this +system. For further details, contact your system administrator. diff --git a/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-o.real b/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-o.real new file mode 100644 index 00000000..4c67b967 --- /dev/null +++ b/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-o.real @@ -0,0 +1,51 @@ +Never mind the bollocks, here's NetBSD. + -- Julian Assange +% +NetBSD: Unix With Balls. + -- Andrew Gillham +% +NetBSD, stupid. + -- Julian Assange +% +NetBSD: No Sh;t! + -- Andrew Gillham +% +NetBSD: More Ports That A Cheap Whore + -- Andrew Gillham +% +NetBSD long theme: "Eat a queer fetus for Jesus, and run NetBSD!" + -- Mason Loring Bliss +% +NetBSD logo: Kiss-painted (w/tongue) Beastie stabbing a pitchfork + through a bloodied and obviously-in-horrible-pain Tux. + -- Mason Loring Bliss +% +NetBSD: better for your uptime than Viagra. + -- Daniel Carosone +% +NetBSD - we're on a mission from Hell. + -- Julian Assange +% +NetBSD - We put the OS in OrgaSm. + -- Julian Assange +% +NetBSD - the semen in the money shot. + -- Julian Assange +% +NetBSD - Multiple Architectures lead to Multiple Orgasms. + -- Julian Assange +% +NetBSD - more ports than a Norwegian crack whore. + -- Julian Assange +% +NetBSD - Bits for Tits. + -- Julian Assange +% +Anagrams for NetBSD core team: + Strobe mased net + Strobe mased ten + Erect teen bonds + A boned cream test + Cremate no debts + -- Julian Assange +% -- cgit v1.2.3-56-ge451