fortune/datfiles/netbsd-o.real

   1 Never mind the bollocks, here's NetBSD.
   2                 -- Julian Assange
   3 %
   4 NetBSD: Unix With Balls.
   5                 -- Andrew Gillham
   6 %
   7 NetBSD, stupid.
   8                 -- Julian Assange
   9 %
  10 NetBSD: No Sh;t!
  11                 -- Andrew Gillham
  12 %
  13 NetBSD: More Ports That A Cheap Whore
  14                 -- Andrew Gillham
  15 %
  16 NetBSD long theme: "Eat a queer fetus for Jesus, and run NetBSD!"
  17                 -- Mason Loring Bliss
  18 %
  19 NetBSD logo: Kiss-painted (w/tongue) Beastie stabbing a pitchfork
  20        through a bloodied and obviously-in-horrible-pain Tux.
  21                 -- Mason Loring Bliss
  22 %
  23 NetBSD: better for your uptime than Viagra.
  24                 -- Daniel Carosone
  25 %
  26 NetBSD - we're on a mission from Hell.
  27                 -- Julian Assange
  28 %
  29 NetBSD - We put the OS in OrgaSm.
  30                 -- Julian Assange
  31 %
  32 NetBSD - the semen in the money shot.
  33                 -- Julian Assange
  34 %
  35 NetBSD - Multiple Architectures lead to Multiple Orgasms.
  36                 -- Julian Assange
  37 %
  38 NetBSD - more ports than a Norwegian crack whore.
  39                 -- Julian Assange
  40 %
  41 NetBSD - Bits for Tits.
  42                 -- Julian Assange
  43 %
  44 Anagrams for NetBSD core team:
  45   Strobe mased net
  46   Strobe mased ten
  47   Erect teen bonds
  48   A boned cream test
  49   Cremate no debts
  50                 -- Julian Assange
  51 %