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   5                 -- Greywolf
   6 %
   7 #netbsd - where monks recite their internal dialogue while debugging.
   8                 -- Bernhard Riedel
   9 %
  10 - What's up?
  11 - All the NetBSD servers, of course..
  12                 -- Gavan Fantom
  13 %
  14 A _Real_ Operating System for _Real_ Hackers.
  15                 -- Greywolf
  16 %
  17 Anagrams for NetBSD core team:
  18   Breasted cot men
  19   Embraces dot net
  20   Strobed teen cam
  21   Aborted men sect
  22   Emtomb DEC tears
  23                 -- Julian Assange
  24 %
  25 Anagrams for NetBSD core team:
  26   Crested Boatmen
  27   Resented Combat
  28   Boast Decrement
  29   Basement DEC rot
  30                 -- Julian Assange
  31 %
  32 Anagrams for NetBSD-core:
  33   Bent Coders
  34   Secret Bond
  35   Robs DECNet
  36   Cost Bender
  37                 -- Julian Assange
  38 %
  39 Anagrams for NetBSD-core:
  40   Cot Benders
  41   Be stern, Doc.
  42   Net robs DEC
  43   DEC robs Net
  44                 -- Julian Assange
  45 %
  46 I always think of NetBSD developers as special gnomes who smoke
  47 pipes that make big bubbles and if the bubble hits the ceiling
  48 before popping it gets committed and released.  Lots of lung power
  49 needed for this.
  50                 -- ggggbabybabybaby
  51 %
  52 I didn't get where I am today without using NetBSD
  53                 -- Dave Tyson
  54 %
  55 I held off from Uni until NetBSD came out.
  56 I decided, ``if there's no NetBSD then I'll just flip burgers''
  57                 -- Roland Dowdeswell
  58 %
  59 If it isn't possible with NetBSD, it isn't worth doing.
  60                 -- Petter "Nosfisk" Lindquist
  61 %
  62 My other computer runs NetBSD
  63                 -- Allen Briggs
  64 %
  65 NetBSD - a devil of an operating system.
  66                 -- Julian Assange
  67 %
  68 NetBSD - A Mycroft in every port.
  69                 -- Julian Assange
  70 %
  71 NetBSD - a server in every port.
  72                 -- Julian Assange
  73 %
  74 NetBSD - because Unix isn't just #include <linux.h>, i386, ELF, ...!
  75                 -- Hubert Feyrer
  76 %
  77 NetBSD - big, isn't it?
  78                 -- Julian Assange
  79 %
  80 NetBSD - daemonic power
  81                 -- R. C. Dowdeswell
  82 %
  83 NetBSD:  Flying into the heart of the Sun.  And the i386, and alpha,
  84          and mac, and powerpc, and...
  85                 -- Greywolf
  86 %
  87 NetBSD - free yourself from all Stallmanist thought!
  88                 -- Julian Assange
  89 %
  90 NetBSD:  Got source?
  91 %
  92 NetBSD - hackers tested, mom approved
  93                 -- Ken Nakata
  94 %
  95 NetBSD - here today and in the middle of 2038 tomorrow.
  96                 -- Julian Assange
  97 %
  98 NetBSD - love all, serve all.
  99                 -- Silke Mueller
 100 %
 101 NetBSD - Mach 3 stealthOS, undetectable by media radar.
 102                 -- Julian Assange
 103 %
 104 NetBSD - more is more.
 105                 -- Julian Assange
 106 %
 107 NetBSD - no propaganda in the default system, in more than 10 years!
 108                 -- Jaromir Dolecek
 109 %
 110 NetBSD:  No Windows or Gates, but lots of doors, portals and tunnels.
 111                 -- Greywolf
 112 %
 113 NetBSD - penguin flesh never tasted so good.
 114                 -- Julian Assange
 115 %
 116 NetBSD - posix me harder.
 117                 -- Julian Assange
 118 %
 119 NetBSD:  Post No Bills.
 120                 -- Greywolf
 121 %
 122 NetBSD - safe ports in a storm.
 123                 -- Julian Assange
 124 %
 125 NetBSD - Scalability Does Matter.
 126                 -- Julian Assange
 127 %
 128 NetBSD - Serious Other, or Serious Operating system. Your choice.
 129                 -- Julian Assange
 130 %
 131 NetBSD - the Berkeley redemption.
 132                 -- Julian Assange
 133 %
 134 NetBSD - the cathedral versus the bizarre.
 135                 -- Julian Assange
 136 %
 137 NetBSD - the cure.
 138                 -- Julian Assange
 139 %
 140 NetBSD - the devil finds work for idle cycles.
 141                 -- Julian Assange
 142 %
 143 NetBSD - the devil made me do it.
 144                 -- Julian Assange
 145 %
 146 NetBSD - the devil's advocate.
 147                 -- Julian Assange
 148 %
 149 NetBSD - the devil's not just in vaudeville.
 150                 -- Julian Assange
 151 %
 152 NetBSD - the power to suave.
 153                 -- Julian Assange
 154 %
 155 NetBSD - the power to swerve (penguins, worse than cane toads).
 156                 -- Julian Assange
 157 %
 158 NetBSD:  The Source is out there.
 159                 -- Greywolf
 160 %
 161 NetBSD - The undiscriminated geek UNIX
 162                 -- Richard Rauch
 163 %
 164 NetBSD - we have nothing to declare but our benchmarks.
 165                 -- Julian Assange
 166 %
 167 NetBSD - we put the Net in NetBSD.
 168                 -- Julian Assange
 169 %
 170 NetBSD - We're not in canvas anymore, toto
 171                 -- Julian Assange
 172 %
 173 NetBSD - where do you want to go Tuesday?
 174                 -- Julian Assange
 175 %
 176 NetBSD - Will even run on i386
 177                 -- Brian Hechinger
 178 %
 179 NetBSD - your basement or mine?
 180                 -- Julian Assange
 181 %
 182 NetBSD: A drinking group with a serious computing problem.
 183 %
 184 NetBSD: A pmap for every occasion.
 185                 -- David Brownlee
 186 %
 187 NetBSD: Abandon all hype, oh ye who enter here.
 188 %
 189 NetBSD: Agnostics in the Platform Religious Wars.
 190                 -- Erik E. Fair
 191 %
 192 NetBSD: An Operating System For Everyone
 193                 -- Mike Latinovich
 194 %
 195 NetBSD: Are you old enough to run it?
 196                 -- Tom Harvey
 197 %
 198 NetBSD: Beyond Windows
 199                 -- Johan Ihren
 200 %
 201 NetBSD: CD-ROMs? We don't need no stinkin' CD-ROMs!
 202                 -- Tom Harvey
 203 %
 204 NetBSD: Choose Your Own Slogan
 205                 -- Dirk Myers
 206 %
 207 NetBSD: Compatible with the Real World.
 208                 -- Greywolf
 209 %
 210 NetBSD: Dave Barry is working on our motto
 211                 -- Tom Harvey
 212 %
 213 NetBSD: demonic power.
 214                 -- R. C. Dowdeswell
 215 %
 216 NetBSD: Designed to be {secure, reliable, portable, CORRECT}
 217                 -- Matthew Orgass
 218 %
 219 NetBSD: Download one, get ${NUMPORTS}-1 for free.
 220 %
 221 NetBSD: Empowering the VAX generation.
 222                 -- Andy Doran
 223 %
 224 NetBSD: Everyone else is doin' it. But we're doin' it right.
 225                 -- Herb Peyerl
 226 %
 227 NetBSD, Feed The Computer.
 228                 -- Andrew Gillham
 229 %
 230 NetBSD: Flexible and free!
 231                 -- Lars-Johan Liman
 232 %
 233 NetBSD: For The Network Generation
 234                 -- Andrew Gillham
 235 %
 236 NetBSD: Get Over It.
 237                 -- Andrew Gillham
 238 %
 239 NetBSD: Groovy Baby!
 240                 -- Andrew Gillham
 241 %
 242 NetBSD home page: Ultra-heavy use of blink text, hot colours, and
 243        Flash plug-ins. All shockwave, all the time. Background music
 244        ought to be a mixture of Phillip Glass overlaid on top of
 245        Sublime.
 246                 -- Mason Loring Bliss
 247 %
 248 NetBSD: I Wanna Be Sedated
 249                 -- Curt Sampson
 250 %
 251 NetBSD: If you look through Windows
 252                 -- Johan Ihren
 253 %
 254 NetBSD: If your server could choose, it would choose NetBSD
 255                 -- Tim Rightnour
 256 %
 257 NetBSD, In Stalls Anywhere
 258                 -- Andrew Gillham
 259 %
 260 NetBSD is full. Go away.
 261                 -- Chris Baird <cjb@brushtail.apana.org.au>
 262 %
 263 NetBSD is much like a tipi:  No windows, no gates, and an apache inside.
 264 %
 265 NetBSD is PAR -- Powerful, Advanced, Reliable.  Is your OS up to PAR?
 266                 -- Frank Warren
 267 %
 268 NetBSD is the bomb.  (ok, bad idea)
 269                 -- Andrew Gillham
 270 %
 271 NetBSD: It keeps on going...and going...and going...
 272                 -- Tom Harvey
 273 %
 274 NetBSD: It spanks the knickers off those other operating systems
 275                 -- Brian D Chase
 276 %
 277 NetBSD: it'll be there when you're ready for it
 278                 -- Greg Lehey
 279 %
 280 NetBSD: it's not free beer, but it's free
 281 %
 282 NetBSD: Its not Windows.
 283                 -- Paul Wain
 284 %
 285 NetBSD: It's...uh...well...have you heard of linux?
 286                 -- Tom Harvey
 287 %
 288 NetBSD: lets get it right
 289                 -- David Brownlee
 290 %
 291 NetBSD: Linux without the hype.
 292                 -- Hubert Feyrer
 293 %
 294 NetBSD: making all computer hardware a commodity.
 295                 -- Erik E. Fair
 296 %
 297 NetBSD: Making your net work, and its free to boot!
 298                 -- Steve Woodford
 299 %
 300 NetBSD: Masterly with distinction.  Striking also.
 301                 -- Andy Doran
 302 %
 303 NetBSD: May the Source be with you
 304                 -- Greg Earle
 305 %
 306 NetBSD: Microsoft ask you where you want to go, NetBSD gets you there
 307                 -- David Brownlee
 308 %
 309 NetBSD, More Nines.
 310                 -- Andrew Gillham
 311 %
 312 NetBSD: Multi-platform OS
 313 %
 314 NetBSD: My Computer Runs!
 315                 -- Andrew Gillham
 316 %
 317 NetBSD: My Computer Works!
 318                 -- Andrew Gillham
 319 %
 320 NetBSD: My other computer also runs NetBSD.
 321                 -- David Brownlee
 322 %
 323 NetBSD, Net Improvement.
 324                 -- Andrew Gillham
 325 %
 326 NetBSD, Net Profit.
 327                 -- Andrew Gillham
 328 %
 329 NetBSD, Net Some Nines.
 330                 -- Andrew Gillham
 331 %
 332 NetBSD: Network Power Unleashed.
 333                 -- Andrew Gillham
 334 %
 335 NetBSD: Network Your World.
 336                 -- Andrew Gillham
 337 %
 338 NetBSD: Networking Space
 339                 -- Andrew Gillham
 340 %
 341 NetBSD: No hype required.
 342                 -- David Brownlee
 343 %
 344 NetBSD, No Worries!
 345                 -- Andrew Gillham
 346 %
 347 NetBSD: Not all of the First Ones have gone away.
 348 %
 349 NetBSD. Not Guano.
 350                 -- Hubert Feyrer
 351 %
 352 NetBSD: Not your mother's OS (unless you are P. Seebach)
 353                 -- Tom Harvey
 354 %
 355 NetBSD: Oh my god! They support my hardware! You hackers!
 356 %
 357 NetBSD: Perpetual performance!
 358                 -- Lars-Johan Liman
 359 %
 360 NetBSD: Pink fluffy chunks or green bits - the choice is yours.
 361                 -- Andy Doran
 362 %
 363 NetBSD: Ports to * boards.
 364                 -- Steve Woodford
 365 %
 366 NetBSD: Power Your Net.
 367                 -- Andrew Gillham
 368 %
 369 NetBSD: preferred by Rocket Scientists and Moms!
 370                 -- Steven J. Dovich
 371 %
 372 NetBSD: priapic OS
 373                 -- Perry Metzger
 374 %
 375 NetBSD: Professionalpower!
 376                 -- Lars-Johan Liman
 377 %
 378 NetBSD: "Progress on your system is closer than it appears."
 379 %
 380 NetBSD: Raiders of the Lost Arch
 381 %
 382 NetBSD: Re: NetBSD Slogans
 383                 -- Mirian Crzig Lennox
 384 %
 385 NetBSD: Resistance is futile!  You will be supported.
 386                 -- Peter Seebach
 387 %
 388 NetBSD: Resistance is NOT futile!
 389                 -- Hubert Feyrer
 390 %
 391 NetBSD: Rock solid!
 392                 -- Lars-Johan Liman
 393 %
 394 NetBSD: Servers' choice!
 395                 -- Lars-Johan Liman
 396 %
 397 NetBSD: serves you right.
 398                 -- Herb Peyerl
 399 %
 400 NetBSD short theme, for stickers and tattoos: NetBSD... Bitchin'!
 401                 -- Mason Loring Bliss
 402 %
 403 NetBSD, SIMMs Like Good Code
 404                 -- Andrew Gillham
 405 %
 406 NetBSD: Someday, we won't burn your toast
 407                 -- Herb Peyerl
 408 %
 409 NetBSD: Stable and strong!
 410                 -- Lars-Johan Liman
 411 %
 412 NetBSD: Stop, Drop, and Load
 413                 -- Andrew Gillham
 414 %
 415 NetBSD, Tap The Power
 416                 -- Andrew Gillham
 417 %
 418 NetBSD: The choice of hundreds worldwide
 419                 -- Tom Harvey
 420 %
 421 NetBSD: The Final Frontier
 422                 -- Chris Jones
 423 %
 424 NetBSD: The free OS with a money back guarantee!
 425                 -- Tim Rightnour
 426 %
 427 NetBSD: the free unix for the rest of us
 428                 -- Bob Nestor
 429 %
 430 NetBSD: The Last Bastion of the true UNIX Religion.
 431                 -- Miles Nordin
 432 %
 433 NetBSD: The OS WORM - Write Once, Run Many
 434 %
 435 NetBSD: The Power of Code
 436                 -- Mason Loring Bliss
 437 %
 438 NetBSD: The power to Connect
 439                 -- Feico Dillema
 440 %
 441 NetBSD: The power to serve, also
 442                 -- Tom Harvey
 443 %
 444 NetBSD: The power to serve, on the platform of your choice
 445                 -- John Darrow
 446 %
 447 NetBSD: the second best thing you can get for free
 448 %
 449 NetBSD: the server is up
 450                 -- David Brownlee
 451 %
 452 NetBSD: The Worlds Most Portable Operating System
 453 %
 454 NetBSD/toaster: we wish the toaster to be happy too.
 455 %
 456 NetBSD: To serve the power.
 457                 -- Herb Peyerl
 458 %
 459 NetBSD: true inheritors of the UNIX(tm) legacy.
 460                 -- Erik E. Fair
 461 %
 462 NetBSD: Twice the Bits-Clean of other Leading OSes
 463                 -- Tom Harvey
 464 %
 465 NetBSD: Two guys with a vax
 466                 -- Tom Harvey
 467 %
 468 NetBSD: u_long uptime;
 469                 -- Herb Peyerl
 470 %
 471 NetBSD: unshackling hardware designers and users from the bondage
 472         of WinTel.
 473                 -- Erik E. Fair
 474 %
 475 NetBSD: Use the ENTIRE computer!
 476                 -- Andrew Gillham
 477 %
 478 NetBSD: userland included
 479 %
 480 NetBSD: We Come In Peace.
 481                 -- Andrew Gillham
 482 %
 483 NetBSD: We come in peace. We offer reliability.
 484                 -- David Maxwell
 485 %
 486 NetBSD: We do it right.
 487                 -- Perry Metzger
 488 %
 489 NetBSD: We don't negotiate with terrorists.
 490                 -- Miles Nordin
 491 %
 492 NetBSD: We put the "Net" in "BSD", and took out the "Free"
 493                 -- Tom Harvey
 494 %
 495 NetBSD: We Stay Up.
 496                 -- Andrew Gillham
 497 %
 498 NetBSD: We Suck Less
 499 %
 500 NetBSD: We're so committed to it being free, we won't sell it to you
 501         even if you ask!
 502                 -- Charles M. Hannum
 503 %
 504 NetBSD: What do you want to serve today?
 505                 -- Hubert Feyrer
 506 %
 507 NetBSD: When Linux ports to that platform, they will discover -
 508         WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN HERE
 509                 -- David Maxwell
 510 %
 511 NetBSD: Where do you want to have the power to serve, tomorrow?
 512                 -- Tom Harvey
 513 %
 514 NetBSD: Who do you Serve? And who do you Trust?
 515                 -- David Maxwell
 516 %
 517 NetBSD will put hair on a UNIX admin's chest
 518                 -- Jason R. Fink
 519 %
 520 NetBSD: Write Once, Run Everywhere. Java optional.
 521                 -- Todd Whitesel
 522 %
 523 NetBSD: You can't handle it.
 524                 -- Paul Newhouse
 525 %
 526 NetBSD: You choose the hardware, we'll bring the OS.
 527                 -- David Brownlee
 528 %
 529 Of course it runs NetBSD.
 530 %
 531 Portable.  Supportable.  NetBSD.
 532                 -- Jim Wise
 533 %
 534 Software is like sex - it should be free
 535                 -- Hubert Feyrer
 536 %
 537 We're BSD.  If you want System V, you know where to get it.
 538                 -- Greywolf
 539 %
 540 Where would you have rather been today, tomorrow? NetBSD.
 541                 -- Allen Briggs
 542 %
 543 With many thanks to the core team and UCB CSRG.
 544                 -- Greywolf
 545 %
 546 Young or old; cutting edge or yesterday's NeWS, NetBSD is the UNIX for you.
 547 It can be a hulking monster in your basement, or fit in the palm
 548 of your hand.
 549                 -- Richard Rauch
 550 %
 551 NetBSD: Dead on Target
 552                 -- Gimpy
 553 %
 554 NetBSD JIHBED