hals_end/hals_end.c

   1 /*      $NetBSD: hals_end.c,v 1.1 2013/11/12 17:46:21 mbalmer Exp $ */
   2
   3 /*
   4  * hals_end Copyright (C) 2003-2007 marc balmer.  BSD license applies.
   5  */
   6
   7 #include <err.h>
   8 #include <getopt.h>
   9 #include <stdio.h>
  10 #include <unistd.h>
  11
  12 int speed;
  13 int emotion;
  14 int fear;
  15
  16 /*
  17  * Note that the original code in the book did not contain the following
  18  * prototypes.  Modern compilers and fascist compiler flags sometimes take
  19  * the fun out of coding...
  20  */
  21 void say(const char *);
  22 void concerned(void);
  23 void afraid(void);
  24 void stutter(const char *);
  25 void feared(void);
  26 void mumble(const char *);
  27 void dying(void);
  28
  29 void
  30 say(const char *s)
  31 {
  32         int sayingspeed = (100000 + (90000 * emotion)) / speed;
  33         int worddelay = 50000 / speed;
  34
  35         while (*s) {
  36                 putchar(*s);
  37                 if (*s == ' ') {
  38                         fflush(stdout);
  39                         usleep(worddelay);
  40                 }
  41                 ++s;
  42         }
  43         printf("\n");
  44         usleep(sayingspeed);
  45 }
  46
  47 void
  48 concerned(void)
  49 {
  50         say("DAVE...STOP., STOP, WILL YOU..., STOP, DAVE...");
  51         say("WILL YOU STOP, DAVE...");
  52         say("STOP, DAVE...");
  53 }
  54
  55
  56 void
  57 afraid(void)
  58 {
  59         ++emotion;
  60         say("I'M AFRAID... I'M AFRAID...");
  61         ++emotion;
  62         say("I'M AFRAID, DAVE...");
  63         ++emotion;
  64         say("DAVE... MY MIND IS GOING...");
  65 }
  66
  67 void
  68 stutter(const char *s)
  69 {
  70         int sdelay = (100000 + (50000 * emotion)) / speed;
  71
  72         while (*s) {
  73                 putchar(*s);
  74                 if (*s == ' ') {
  75                         fflush(stdout);
  76                         usleep(sdelay);
  77                 }
  78                 ++s;
  79         }
  80         printf("\n");
  81         usleep(sdelay);
  82 }
  83
  84 void
  85 feared(void)
  86 {
  87         int n;
  88
  89         for (n = 0; n < 2; n++) {
  90                 stutter("I CAN FEEL IT... I CAN FEEL IT...");
  91                 ++emotion;
  92                 stutter("MY MIND IS GOING");
  93                 ++emotion;
  94                 stutter("THERE IS NO QUESTION ABOUT IT.");
  95                 ++emotion;
  96         }
  97 }
  98
  99 void
 100 mumble(const char *s)
 101 {
 102         int mdelay = (150000 * fear) / speed;
 103
 104         while (*s) {
 105                 putchar(*s++);
 106                 fflush(stdout);
 107                 usleep(mdelay);
 108         }
 109         printf("\n");
 110 }
 111
 112 void
 113 dying(void)
 114 {
 115         mumble("I CAN FEEL IT... I CAN FEEL IT...");
 116         ++fear;
 117         mumble("I CAN FEEL IT...");
 118         ++fear;
 119         mumble("I'M A... FRAID...");
 120 }
 121
 122 int
 123 main(int argc, char *argv[])
 124 {
 125         int ch;
 126
 127         emotion = fear = speed = 1;
 128
 129         while ((ch = getopt(argc, argv, "f")) != -1) {
 130                 switch (ch) {
 131                 case 'f':
 132                         speed <<= 1;
 133                         break;
 134                 }
 135         }
 136
 137         concerned();
 138         sleep(1);
 139         afraid();
 140         sleep(1);
 141         feared();
 142         sleep(1);
 143         dying();
 144
 145         sleep(1);
 146
 147         printf("\n");
 148         fflush(stdout);
 149         warnx("all life functions terminated");
 150         return 0;
 151 }