fortune/datfiles/netbsd

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   7                 -- Greywolf
   8 %
   9 - What's up?
  10 - All the NetBSD servers, of course..
  11                 -- Gavan Fantom
  12 %
  13 A _Real_ Operating System for _Real_ Hackers.
  14                 -- Greywolf
  15 %
  16 Anagrams for NetBSD core team:
  17   Breasted cot men
  18   Embraces dot net
  19   Strobed teen cam
  20   Aborted men sect
  21   Emtomb DEC tears
  22                 -- Julian Assange
  23 %
  24 Anagrams for NetBSD core team:
  25   Crested Boatmen
  26   Resented Combat
  27   Boast Decrement
  28   Basement DEC rot
  29                 -- Julian Assange
  30 %
  31 Anagrams for NetBSD-core:
  32   Bent Coders
  33   Secret Bond
  34   Robs DECNet
  35   Cost Bender
  36                 -- Julian Assange
  37 %
  38 Anagrams for NetBSD-core:
  39   Cot Benders
  40   Be stern, Doc.
  41   Net robs DEC
  42   DEC robs Net
  43                 -- Julian Assange
  44 %
  45 http://www.imrryr.org/NetBSD/logo
  46                 -- R. C. Dowdeswell
  47 %
  48 I didn't get where I am today without using NetBSD
  49                 -- Dave Tyson
  50 %
  51 My other computer runs NetBSD
  52                 -- Allen Briggs
  53 %
  54 NetBSD - a devil of an operating system.
  55                 -- Julian Assange
  56 %
  57 NetBSD - A Mycroft in every port.
  58                 -- Julian Assange
  59 %
  60 NetBSD - a server in every port.
  61                 -- Julian Assange
  62 %
  63 NetBSD - because Unix isn't just #include <linux.h>, i386, ELF, ...!
  64                 -- Hubert Feyrer
  65 %
  66 NetBSD - big, isn't it?
  67                 -- Julian Assange
  68 %
  69 NetBSD - daemonic power
  70                 -- R. C. Dowdeswell
  71 %
  72 NetBSD:  Flying into the heart of the Sun.  And the i386, and alpha,
  73          and mac, and powerpc, and...
  74                 -- Greywolf
  75 %
  76 NetBSD - free yourself from all Stallmanist thought!
  77                 -- Julian Assange
  78 %
  79 NetBSD:  Got source?
  80 %
  81 NetBSD - hackers tested, mom approved
  82                 -- Ken Nakata
  83 %
  84 NetBSD - here today and in the middle of 2038 tomorrow.
  85                 -- Julian Assange
  86 %
  87 NetBSD - Mach 3 stealthOS, undetectable by media radar.
  88                 -- Julian Assange
  89 %
  90 NetBSD - more is more.
  91                 -- Julian Assange
  92 %
  93 NetBSD:  No Windows or Gates, but lots of doors, portals and tunnels.
  94                 -- Greywolf
  95 %
  96 NetBSD - penguin flesh never tasted so good.
  97                 -- Julian Assange
  98 %
  99 NetBSD - posix me harder.
 100                 -- Julian Assange
 101 %
 102 NetBSD:  Post No Bills.
 103                 -- Greywolf
 104 %
 105 NetBSD - safe ports in a storm.
 106                 -- Julian Assange
 107 %
 108 NetBSD - Scalability Does Matter.
 109                 -- Julian Assange
 110 %
 111 NetBSD - Serious Other, or Serious Operating system. Your choice.
 112                 -- Julian Assange
 113 %
 114 NetBSD - the Berkeley redemption.
 115                 -- Julian Assange
 116 %
 117 NetBSD - the cathedral versus the bizarre.
 118                 -- Julian Assange
 119 %
 120 NetBSD - the cure.
 121                 -- Julian Assange
 122 %
 123 NetBSD - the devil finds work for idle cycles.
 124                 -- Julian Assange
 125 %
 126 NetBSD - the devil made me do it.
 127                 -- Julian Assange
 128 %
 129 NetBSD - the devil's advocate.
 130                 -- Julian Assange
 131 %
 132 NetBSD - the devil's not just in vaudeville.
 133                 -- Julian Assange
 134 %
 135 NetBSD - the power to suave.
 136                 -- Julian Assange
 137 %
 138 NetBSD - the power to swerve (penguins, worse than cane toads).
 139                 -- Julian Assange
 140 %
 141 NetBSD:  The Source is out there.
 142                 -- Greywolf
 143 %
 144 NetBSD - The undiscriminated geek UNIX
 145                 -- Richard Rauch
 146 %
 147 NetBSD - we have nothing to declare but our benchmarks.
 148                 -- Julian Assange
 149 %
 150 NetBSD - we put the Net in NetBSD.
 151                 -- Julian Assange
 152 %
 153 NetBSD - We're not in canvas anymore, toto
 154                 -- Julian Assange
 155 %
 156 NetBSD - where do you want to go Tuesday?
 157                 -- Julian Assange
 158 %
 159 NetBSD - Will even run on i386
 160                 -- Brian Hechinger
 161 %
 162 NetBSD - your basement or mine?
 163                 -- Julian Assange
 164 %
 165 NetBSD: A drinking group with a serious computing problem.
 166 %
 167 NetBSD: A pmap for every occasion.
 168                 -- David Brownlee
 169 %
 170 NetBSD: Abandon all hype, oh ye who enter here.
 171 %
 172 NetBSD: Agnostics in the Platform Religious Wars.
 173                 -- Erik E. Fair
 174 %
 175 NetBSD: An Operating System For Everyone
 176                 -- Mike Latinovich
 177 %
 178 NetBSD: Are you old enough to run it?
 179                 -- Tom Harvey
 180 %
 181 NetBSD: Beyond Windows
 182                 -- Johan Ihren
 183 %
 184 NetBSD: CD-ROMs? We don't need no stinkin' CD-ROMs!
 185                 -- Tom Harvey
 186 %
 187 NetBSD: Choose Your Own Slogan
 188                 -- Dirk Myers
 189 %
 190 NetBSD: Compatible with the Real World.
 191                 -- Greywolf
 192 %
 193 NetBSD: Dave Barry is working on our motto
 194                 -- Tom Harvey
 195 %
 196 NetBSD: demonic power.
 197                 -- R. C. Dowdeswell
 198 %
 199 NetBSD: Designed to be {secure, reliable, portable, CORRECT}
 200                 -- Matthew Orgass
 201 %
 202 NetBSD: Download one, get ${NUMPORTS}-1 for free.
 203                 -- Antti Kantee
 204 %
 205 NetBSD: Empowering the VAX generation.
 206                 -- Andy Doran
 207 %
 208 NetBSD: Everyone else is doin' it. But we're doin' it right.
 209                 -- Herb Peyerl
 210 %
 211 NetBSD, Feed The Computer.
 212                 -- Andrew Gillham
 213 %
 214 NetBSD: Flexible and free!
 215                 -- Lars-Johan Liman
 216 %
 217 NetBSD: For The Network Generation
 218                 -- Andrew Gillham
 219 %
 220 NetBSD: Get Over It.
 221                 -- Andrew Gillham
 222 %
 223 NetBSD: Groovy Baby!
 224                 -- Andrew Gillham
 225 %
 226 NetBSD home page: Ultra-heavy use of blink text, hot colours, and
 227        Flash plug-ins. All shockwave, all the time. Background music
 228        ought to be a mixture of Phillip Glass overlaid on top of
 229        Sublime.
 230                 -- Mason Loring Bliss
 231 %
 232 NetBSD: I Wanna Be Sedated
 233                 -- Curt Sampson
 234 %
 235 NetBSD: If you look through Windows
 236                 -- Johan Ihren
 237 %
 238 NetBSD: If your server could choose, it would choose NetBSD
 239                 -- Tim Rightnour
 240 %
 241 NetBSD, In Stalls Anywhere
 242                 -- Andrew Gillham
 243 %
 244 NetBSD is full. Go away.
 245                 -- Chris Baird <cjb@brushtail.apana.org.au>
 246 %
 247 NetBSD is much like a tipi:  No windows, no gates, and an apache inside.
 248 %
 249 NetBSD is PAR -- Powerful, Advanced, Reliable.  Is your OS up to PAR?
 250                 -- Frank Warren
 251 %
 252 NetBSD is the bomb.  (ok, bad idea)
 253                 -- Andrew Gillham
 254 %
 255 NetBSD: It keeps on going...and going...and going...
 256                 -- Tom Harvey
 257 %
 258 NetBSD: It spanks the knickers off those other operating systems
 259                 -- Brian D Chase
 260 %
 261 NetBSD: it'll be there when you're ready for it
 262                 -- Greg Lehey
 263 %
 264 NetBSD: it's not free beer, but it's free
 265 %
 266 NetBSD: Its not Windows.
 267                 -- Paul Wain
 268 %
 269 NetBSD: It's...uh...well...have you heard of linux?
 270                 -- Tom Harvey
 271 %
 272 NetBSD: lets get it right
 273                 -- David Brownlee
 274 %
 275 NetBSD: Linux without the hype.
 276                 -- Hubert Feyrer
 277 %
 278 NetBSD: making all computer hardware a commodity.
 279                 -- Erik E. Fair
 280 %
 281 NetBSD: Making your net work, and its free to boot!
 282                 -- Steve Woodford
 283 %
 284 NetBSD: Masterly with distinction.  Striking also.
 285                 -- Andy Doran
 286 %
 287 NetBSD: May the Source be with you
 288                 -- Greg Earle
 289 %
 290 NetBSD: Microsoft ask you where you want to go, NetBSD gets you there
 291                 -- David Brownlee
 292 %
 293 NetBSD, More Nines.
 294                 -- Andrew Gillham
 295 %
 296 NetBSD: Multi-platform OS
 297 %
 298 NetBSD: My Computer Runs!
 299                 -- Andrew Gillham
 300 %
 301 NetBSD: My Computer Works!
 302                 -- Andrew Gillham
 303 %
 304 NetBSD: My other computer also runs NetBSD.
 305                 -- David Brownlee
 306 %
 307 NetBSD, Net Improvement.
 308                 -- Andrew Gillham
 309 %
 310 NetBSD, Net Profit.
 311                 -- Andrew Gillham
 312 %
 313 NetBSD, Net Some Nines.
 314                 -- Andrew Gillham
 315 %
 316 NetBSD: Network Power Unleashed.
 317                 -- Andrew Gillham
 318 %
 319 NetBSD: Network Your World.
 320                 -- Andrew Gillham
 321 %
 322 NetBSD: Networking Space
 323                 -- Andrew Gillham
 324 %
 325 NetBSD: No hype required.
 326                 -- David Brownlee
 327 %
 328 NetBSD, No Worries!
 329                 -- Andrew Gillham
 330 %
 331 NetBSD: Not all of the First Ones have gone away.
 332                 -- Antti Kantee
 333 %
 334 NetBSD. Not Guano.
 335                 -- Hubert Feyrer
 336 %
 337 NetBSD: Not your mother's OS (unless you are P. Seebach)
 338                 -- Tom Harvey
 339 %
 340 NetBSD: Oh my god! They support my hardware! You hackers!
 341                 -- Antti Kantee
 342 %
 343 NetBSD: Perpetual performance!
 344                 -- Lars-Johan Liman
 345 %
 346 NetBSD: Pink fluffy chunks or green bits - the choice is yours.
 347                 -- Andy Doran
 348 %
 349 NetBSD: Ports to * boards.
 350                 -- Steve Woodford
 351 %
 352 NetBSD: Power Your Net.
 353                 -- Andrew Gillham
 354 %
 355 NetBSD: preferred by Rocket Scientists and Moms!
 356                 -- Steven J. Dovich
 357 %
 358 NetBSD: priapic OS
 359                 -- Perry Metzger
 360 %
 361 NetBSD: Professionalpower!
 362                 -- Lars-Johan Liman
 363 %
 364 NetBSD: "Progress on your system is closer than it appears."
 365 %
 366 NetBSD: Raiders of the Lost Arch
 367                 -- Antti Kantee
 368 %
 369 NetBSD: Re: NetBSD Slogans
 370                 -- Mirian Crzig Lennox
 371 %
 372 NetBSD: Resistance is futile!  You will be supported.
 373                 -- Peter Seebach
 374 %
 375 NetBSD: Resistance is NOT futile!
 376                 -- Hubert Feyrer
 377 %
 378 NetBSD: Rock solid!
 379                 -- Lars-Johan Liman
 380 %
 381 NetBSD: Servers' choice!
 382                 -- Lars-Johan Liman
 383 %
 384 NetBSD: serves you right.
 385                 -- Herb Peyerl
 386 %
 387 NetBSD short theme, for stickers and tattoos: NetBSD... Bitchin'!
 388                 -- Mason Loring Bliss
 389 %
 390 NetBSD, SIMMs Like Good Code
 391                 -- Andrew Gillham
 392 %
 393 NetBSD: Someday, we won't burn your toast
 394                 -- Herb Peyerl
 395 %
 396 NetBSD: Stable and strong!
 397                 -- Lars-Johan Liman
 398 %
 399 NetBSD: Stop, Drop, and Load
 400                 -- Andrew Gillham
 401 %
 402 NetBSD, Tap The Power
 403                 -- Andrew Gillham
 404 %
 405 NetBSD: The choice of hundreds worldwide
 406                 -- Tom Harvey
 407 %
 408 NetBSD: The Final Frontier
 409                 -- Chris Jones
 410 %
 411 NetBSD: The free OS with a money back guarantee!
 412                 -- Tim Rightnour
 413 %
 414 NetBSD: the free unix for the rest of us
 415                 -- Bob Nestor
 416 %
 417 NetBSD: The Last Bastion of the true UNIX Religion.
 418                 -- Miles Nordin
 419 %
 420 NetBSD: The OS WORM - Write Once, Run Many
 421                 -- Antti Kantee
 422 %
 423 NetBSD: The Power of Code
 424                 -- Mason Loring Bliss
 425 %
 426 NetBSD: The power to Connect
 427                 -- Feico Dillema
 428 %
 429 NetBSD: The power to serve, also
 430                 -- Tom Harvey
 431 %
 432 NetBSD: The power to serve, on the platform of your choice
 433                 -- John Darrow
 434 %
 435 NetBSD: the second best thing you can get for free
 436 %
 437 NetBSD: the server is up
 438                 -- David Brownlee
 439 %
 440 NetBSD: The Worlds Most Portable Operating System
 441 %
 442 NetBSD/toaster: we wish the toaster to be happy too.
 443 %
 444 NetBSD: To serve the power.
 445                 -- Herb Peyerl
 446 %
 447 NetBSD: true inheritors of the UNIX(tm) legacy.
 448                 -- Erik E. Fair
 449 %
 450 NetBSD: Twice the Bits-Clean of other Leading OSes
 451                 -- Tom Harvey
 452 %
 453 NetBSD: Two guys with a vax
 454                 -- Tom Harvey
 455 %
 456 NetBSD: u_long uptime;
 457                 -- Herb Peyerl
 458 %
 459 NetBSD: unshackling hardware designers and users from the bondage
 460         of WinTel.
 461                 -- Erik E. Fair
 462 %
 463 NetBSD: Use the ENTIRE computer!
 464                 -- Andrew Gillham
 465 %
 466 NetBSD: userland included
 467                 -- Antti Kantee
 468 %
 469 NetBSD: We Come In Peace.
 470                 -- Andrew Gillham
 471 %
 472 NetBSD: We come in peace. We offer reliability.
 473                 -- David Maxwell
 474 %
 475 NetBSD: We do it right.
 476                 -- Perry Metzger
 477 %
 478 NetBSD: We don't negotiate with terrorists.
 479                 -- Miles Nordin
 480 %
 481 NetBSD: We put the "Net" in "BSD", and took out the "Free"
 482                 -- Tom Harvey
 483 %
 484 NetBSD: We Stay Up.
 485                 -- Andrew Gillham
 486 %
 487 NetBSD: We Suck Less
 488 %
 489 NetBSD: We're so committed to it being free, we won't sell it to you
 490         even if you ask!
 491                 -- Charles M. Hannum
 492 %
 493 NetBSD: What do you want to serve today?
 494                 -- Hubert Feyrer
 495 %
 496 NetBSD: When Linux ports to that platform, they will discover -
 497         WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN HERE
 498                 -- David Maxwell
 499 %
 500 NetBSD: Where do you want to have the power to serve, tomorrow?
 501                 -- Tom Harvey
 502 %
 503 NetBSD: Who do you Serve? And who do you Trust?
 504                 -- David Maxwell
 505 %
 506 NetBSD will put hair on a UNIX admin's chest
 507                 -- Jason R. Fink
 508 %
 509 NetBSD: Write Once, Run Everywhere. Java optional.
 510                 -- Todd Whitesel
 511 %
 512 NetBSD: You can't handle it.
 513                 -- Paul Newhouse
 514 %
 515 NetBSD: You choose the hardware, we'll bring the OS.
 516                 -- David Brownlee
 517 %
 518 Of course it runs NetBSD.
 519 %
 520 Portable.  Supportable.  NetBSD.
 521                 -- Jim Wise
 522 %
 523 Software is like sex - it should be free
 524                 -- Hubert Feyrer
 525 %
 526 We're BSD.  If you want System V, you know where to get it.
 527                 -- Greywolf
 528 %
 529 Where would you have rather been today, tomorrow? NetBSD.
 530                 -- Allen Briggs
 531 %
 532 With many thanks to the core team and UCB CSRG.
 533                 -- Greywolf
 534 %
 535 Young or old; cutting edge or yesterday's NeWS, NetBSD is the UNIX for you.
 536 It can be a hulking monster in your basement, or fit in the palm
 537 of your hand.
 538                 -- Richard Rauch
 539 %
 540 #netbsd - where monks recite their internal dialogue while debugging.
 541                 -- Bernhard Riedel
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