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   5                 -- Greywolf
   6 %
   7 #netbsd - where monks recite their internal dialogue while debugging.
   8                 -- Bernhard Riedel
   9 %
  10 - What's up?
  11 - All the NetBSD servers, of course..
  12                 -- Gavan Fantom
  13 %
  14 A _Real_ Operating System for _Real_ Hackers.
  15                 -- Greywolf
  16 %
  17 Anagrams for NetBSD core team:
  18   Breasted cot men
  19   Embraces dot net
  20   Strobed teen cam
  21   Aborted men sect
  22   Emtomb DEC tears
  23                 -- Julian Assange
  24 %
  25 Anagrams for NetBSD core team:
  26   Crested Boatmen
  27   Resented Combat
  28   Boast Decrement
  29   Basement DEC rot
  30                 -- Julian Assange
  31 %
  32 Anagrams for NetBSD-core:
  33   Bent Coders
  34   Secret Bond
  35   Robs DECNet
  36   Cost Bender
  37                 -- Julian Assange
  38 %
  39 Anagrams for NetBSD-core:
  40   Cot Benders
  41   Be stern, Doc.
  42   Net robs DEC
  43   DEC robs Net
  44                 -- Julian Assange
  45 %
  46 http://www.imrryr.org/NetBSD/logo
  47                 -- R. C. Dowdeswell
  48 %
  49 I didn't get where I am today without using NetBSD
  50                 -- Dave Tyson
  51 %
  52 I held off from Uni until NetBSD came out.
  53 I decided, ``if there's no NetBSD then I'll just flip burgers''
  54                 -- Roland Dowdeswell
  55 %
  56 If it isn't possible with NetBSD, it isn't worth doing.
  57                 -- Petter "Nosfisk" Lindquist
  58 %
  59 My other computer runs NetBSD
  60                 -- Allen Briggs
  61 %
  62 NetBSD - a devil of an operating system.
  63                 -- Julian Assange
  64 %
  65 NetBSD - A Mycroft in every port.
  66                 -- Julian Assange
  67 %
  68 NetBSD - a server in every port.
  69                 -- Julian Assange
  70 %
  71 NetBSD - because Unix isn't just #include <linux.h>, i386, ELF, ...!
  72                 -- Hubert Feyrer
  73 %
  74 NetBSD - big, isn't it?
  75                 -- Julian Assange
  76 %
  77 NetBSD - daemonic power
  78                 -- R. C. Dowdeswell
  79 %
  80 NetBSD:  Flying into the heart of the Sun.  And the i386, and alpha,
  81          and mac, and powerpc, and...
  82                 -- Greywolf
  83 %
  84 NetBSD - free yourself from all Stallmanist thought!
  85                 -- Julian Assange
  86 %
  87 NetBSD:  Got source?
  88 %
  89 NetBSD - hackers tested, mom approved
  90                 -- Ken Nakata
  91 %
  92 NetBSD - here today and in the middle of 2038 tomorrow.
  93                 -- Julian Assange
  94 %
  95 NetBSD - love all, serve all.
  96                 -- Silke Mueller
  97 %
  98 NetBSD - Mach 3 stealthOS, undetectable by media radar.
  99                 -- Julian Assange
 100 %
 101 NetBSD - more is more.
 102                 -- Julian Assange
 103 %
 104 NetBSD - no propaganda in the default system, in more than 10 years!
 105                 -- Jaromir Dolecek
 106 %
 107 NetBSD:  No Windows or Gates, but lots of doors, portals and tunnels.
 108                 -- Greywolf
 109 %
 110 NetBSD - penguin flesh never tasted so good.
 111                 -- Julian Assange
 112 %
 113 NetBSD - posix me harder.
 114                 -- Julian Assange
 115 %
 116 NetBSD:  Post No Bills.
 117                 -- Greywolf
 118 %
 119 NetBSD - safe ports in a storm.
 120                 -- Julian Assange
 121 %
 122 NetBSD - Scalability Does Matter.
 123                 -- Julian Assange
 124 %
 125 NetBSD - Serious Other, or Serious Operating system. Your choice.
 126                 -- Julian Assange
 127 %
 128 NetBSD - the Berkeley redemption.
 129                 -- Julian Assange
 130 %
 131 NetBSD - the cathedral versus the bizarre.
 132                 -- Julian Assange
 133 %
 134 NetBSD - the cure.
 135                 -- Julian Assange
 136 %
 137 NetBSD - the devil finds work for idle cycles.
 138                 -- Julian Assange
 139 %
 140 NetBSD - the devil made me do it.
 141                 -- Julian Assange
 142 %
 143 NetBSD - the devil's advocate.
 144                 -- Julian Assange
 145 %
 146 NetBSD - the devil's not just in vaudeville.
 147                 -- Julian Assange
 148 %
 149 NetBSD - the power to suave.
 150                 -- Julian Assange
 151 %
 152 NetBSD - the power to swerve (penguins, worse than cane toads).
 153                 -- Julian Assange
 154 %
 155 NetBSD:  The Source is out there.
 156                 -- Greywolf
 157 %
 158 NetBSD - The undiscriminated geek UNIX
 159                 -- Richard Rauch
 160 %
 161 NetBSD - we have nothing to declare but our benchmarks.
 162                 -- Julian Assange
 163 %
 164 NetBSD - we put the Net in NetBSD.
 165                 -- Julian Assange
 166 %
 167 NetBSD - We're not in canvas anymore, toto
 168                 -- Julian Assange
 169 %
 170 NetBSD - where do you want to go Tuesday?
 171                 -- Julian Assange
 172 %
 173 NetBSD - Will even run on i386
 174                 -- Brian Hechinger
 175 %
 176 NetBSD - your basement or mine?
 177                 -- Julian Assange
 178 %
 179 NetBSD: A drinking group with a serious computing problem.
 180 %
 181 NetBSD: A pmap for every occasion.
 182                 -- David Brownlee
 183 %
 184 NetBSD: Abandon all hype, oh ye who enter here.
 185 %
 186 NetBSD: Agnostics in the Platform Religious Wars.
 187                 -- Erik E. Fair
 188 %
 189 NetBSD: An Operating System For Everyone
 190                 -- Mike Latinovich
 191 %
 192 NetBSD: Are you old enough to run it?
 193                 -- Tom Harvey
 194 %
 195 NetBSD: Beyond Windows
 196                 -- Johan Ihren
 197 %
 198 NetBSD: CD-ROMs? We don't need no stinkin' CD-ROMs!
 199                 -- Tom Harvey
 200 %
 201 NetBSD: Choose Your Own Slogan
 202                 -- Dirk Myers
 203 %
 204 NetBSD: Compatible with the Real World.
 205                 -- Greywolf
 206 %
 207 NetBSD: Dave Barry is working on our motto
 208                 -- Tom Harvey
 209 %
 210 NetBSD: demonic power.
 211                 -- R. C. Dowdeswell
 212 %
 213 NetBSD: Designed to be {secure, reliable, portable, CORRECT}
 214                 -- Matthew Orgass
 215 %
 216 NetBSD: Download one, get ${NUMPORTS}-1 for free.
 217 %
 218 NetBSD: Empowering the VAX generation.
 219                 -- Andy Doran
 220 %
 221 NetBSD: Everyone else is doin' it. But we're doin' it right.
 222                 -- Herb Peyerl
 223 %
 224 NetBSD, Feed The Computer.
 225                 -- Andrew Gillham
 226 %
 227 NetBSD: Flexible and free!
 228                 -- Lars-Johan Liman
 229 %
 230 NetBSD: For The Network Generation
 231                 -- Andrew Gillham
 232 %
 233 NetBSD: Get Over It.
 234                 -- Andrew Gillham
 235 %
 236 NetBSD: Groovy Baby!
 237                 -- Andrew Gillham
 238 %
 239 NetBSD home page: Ultra-heavy use of blink text, hot colours, and
 240        Flash plug-ins. All shockwave, all the time. Background music
 241        ought to be a mixture of Phillip Glass overlaid on top of
 242        Sublime.
 243                 -- Mason Loring Bliss
 244 %
 245 NetBSD: I Wanna Be Sedated
 246                 -- Curt Sampson
 247 %
 248 NetBSD: If you look through Windows
 249                 -- Johan Ihren
 250 %
 251 NetBSD: If your server could choose, it would choose NetBSD
 252                 -- Tim Rightnour
 253 %
 254 NetBSD, In Stalls Anywhere
 255                 -- Andrew Gillham
 256 %
 257 NetBSD is full. Go away.
 258                 -- Chris Baird <cjb@brushtail.apana.org.au>
 259 %
 260 NetBSD is much like a tipi:  No windows, no gates, and an apache inside.
 261 %
 262 NetBSD is PAR -- Powerful, Advanced, Reliable.  Is your OS up to PAR?
 263                 -- Frank Warren
 264 %
 265 NetBSD is the bomb.  (ok, bad idea)
 266                 -- Andrew Gillham
 267 %
 268 NetBSD: It keeps on going...and going...and going...
 269                 -- Tom Harvey
 270 %
 271 NetBSD: It spanks the knickers off those other operating systems
 272                 -- Brian D Chase
 273 %
 274 NetBSD: it'll be there when you're ready for it
 275                 -- Greg Lehey
 276 %
 277 NetBSD: it's not free beer, but it's free
 278 %
 279 NetBSD: Its not Windows.
 280                 -- Paul Wain
 281 %
 282 NetBSD: It's...uh...well...have you heard of linux?
 283                 -- Tom Harvey
 284 %
 285 NetBSD: lets get it right
 286                 -- David Brownlee
 287 %
 288 NetBSD: Linux without the hype.
 289                 -- Hubert Feyrer
 290 %
 291 NetBSD: making all computer hardware a commodity.
 292                 -- Erik E. Fair
 293 %
 294 NetBSD: Making your net work, and its free to boot!
 295                 -- Steve Woodford
 296 %
 297 NetBSD: Masterly with distinction.  Striking also.
 298                 -- Andy Doran
 299 %
 300 NetBSD: May the Source be with you
 301                 -- Greg Earle
 302 %
 303 NetBSD: Microsoft ask you where you want to go, NetBSD gets you there
 304                 -- David Brownlee
 305 %
 306 NetBSD, More Nines.
 307                 -- Andrew Gillham
 308 %
 309 NetBSD: Multi-platform OS
 310 %
 311 NetBSD: My Computer Runs!
 312                 -- Andrew Gillham
 313 %
 314 NetBSD: My Computer Works!
 315                 -- Andrew Gillham
 316 %
 317 NetBSD: My other computer also runs NetBSD.
 318                 -- David Brownlee
 319 %
 320 NetBSD, Net Improvement.
 321                 -- Andrew Gillham
 322 %
 323 NetBSD, Net Profit.
 324                 -- Andrew Gillham
 325 %
 326 NetBSD, Net Some Nines.
 327                 -- Andrew Gillham
 328 %
 329 NetBSD: Network Power Unleashed.
 330                 -- Andrew Gillham
 331 %
 332 NetBSD: Network Your World.
 333                 -- Andrew Gillham
 334 %
 335 NetBSD: Networking Space
 336                 -- Andrew Gillham
 337 %
 338 NetBSD: No hype required.
 339                 -- David Brownlee
 340 %
 341 NetBSD, No Worries!
 342                 -- Andrew Gillham
 343 %
 344 NetBSD: Not all of the First Ones have gone away.
 345 %
 346 NetBSD. Not Guano.
 347                 -- Hubert Feyrer
 348 %
 349 NetBSD: Not your mother's OS (unless you are P. Seebach)
 350                 -- Tom Harvey
 351 %
 352 NetBSD: Oh my god! They support my hardware! You hackers!
 353 %
 354 NetBSD: Perpetual performance!
 355                 -- Lars-Johan Liman
 356 %
 357 NetBSD: Pink fluffy chunks or green bits - the choice is yours.
 358                 -- Andy Doran
 359 %
 360 NetBSD: Ports to * boards.
 361                 -- Steve Woodford
 362 %
 363 NetBSD: Power Your Net.
 364                 -- Andrew Gillham
 365 %
 366 NetBSD: preferred by Rocket Scientists and Moms!
 367                 -- Steven J. Dovich
 368 %
 369 NetBSD: priapic OS
 370                 -- Perry Metzger
 371 %
 372 NetBSD: Professionalpower!
 373                 -- Lars-Johan Liman
 374 %
 375 NetBSD: "Progress on your system is closer than it appears."
 376 %
 377 NetBSD: Raiders of the Lost Arch
 378 %
 379 NetBSD: Re: NetBSD Slogans
 380                 -- Mirian Crzig Lennox
 381 %
 382 NetBSD: Resistance is futile!  You will be supported.
 383                 -- Peter Seebach
 384 %
 385 NetBSD: Resistance is NOT futile!
 386                 -- Hubert Feyrer
 387 %
 388 NetBSD: Rock solid!
 389                 -- Lars-Johan Liman
 390 %
 391 NetBSD: Servers' choice!
 392                 -- Lars-Johan Liman
 393 %
 394 NetBSD: serves you right.
 395                 -- Herb Peyerl
 396 %
 397 NetBSD short theme, for stickers and tattoos: NetBSD... Bitchin'!
 398                 -- Mason Loring Bliss
 399 %
 400 NetBSD, SIMMs Like Good Code
 401                 -- Andrew Gillham
 402 %
 403 NetBSD: Someday, we won't burn your toast
 404                 -- Herb Peyerl
 405 %
 406 NetBSD: Stable and strong!
 407                 -- Lars-Johan Liman
 408 %
 409 NetBSD: Stop, Drop, and Load
 410                 -- Andrew Gillham
 411 %
 412 NetBSD, Tap The Power
 413                 -- Andrew Gillham
 414 %
 415 NetBSD: The choice of hundreds worldwide
 416                 -- Tom Harvey
 417 %
 418 NetBSD: The Final Frontier
 419                 -- Chris Jones
 420 %
 421 NetBSD: The free OS with a money back guarantee!
 422                 -- Tim Rightnour
 423 %
 424 NetBSD: the free unix for the rest of us
 425                 -- Bob Nestor
 426 %
 427 NetBSD: The Last Bastion of the true UNIX Religion.
 428                 -- Miles Nordin
 429 %
 430 NetBSD: The OS WORM - Write Once, Run Many
 431 %
 432 NetBSD: The Power of Code
 433                 -- Mason Loring Bliss
 434 %
 435 NetBSD: The power to Connect
 436                 -- Feico Dillema
 437 %
 438 NetBSD: The power to serve, also
 439                 -- Tom Harvey
 440 %
 441 NetBSD: The power to serve, on the platform of your choice
 442                 -- John Darrow
 443 %
 444 NetBSD: the second best thing you can get for free
 445 %
 446 NetBSD: the server is up
 447                 -- David Brownlee
 448 %
 449 NetBSD: The Worlds Most Portable Operating System
 450 %
 451 NetBSD/toaster: we wish the toaster to be happy too.
 452 %
 453 NetBSD: To serve the power.
 454                 -- Herb Peyerl
 455 %
 456 NetBSD: true inheritors of the UNIX(tm) legacy.
 457                 -- Erik E. Fair
 458 %
 459 NetBSD: Twice the Bits-Clean of other Leading OSes
 460                 -- Tom Harvey
 461 %
 462 NetBSD: Two guys with a vax
 463                 -- Tom Harvey
 464 %
 465 NetBSD: u_long uptime;
 466                 -- Herb Peyerl
 467 %
 468 NetBSD: unshackling hardware designers and users from the bondage
 469         of WinTel.
 470                 -- Erik E. Fair
 471 %
 472 NetBSD: Use the ENTIRE computer!
 473                 -- Andrew Gillham
 474 %
 475 NetBSD: userland included
 476 %
 477 NetBSD: We Come In Peace.
 478                 -- Andrew Gillham
 479 %
 480 NetBSD: We come in peace. We offer reliability.
 481                 -- David Maxwell
 482 %
 483 NetBSD: We do it right.
 484                 -- Perry Metzger
 485 %
 486 NetBSD: We don't negotiate with terrorists.
 487                 -- Miles Nordin
 488 %
 489 NetBSD: We put the "Net" in "BSD", and took out the "Free"
 490                 -- Tom Harvey
 491 %
 492 NetBSD: We Stay Up.
 493                 -- Andrew Gillham
 494 %
 495 NetBSD: We Suck Less
 496 %
 497 NetBSD: We're so committed to it being free, we won't sell it to you
 498         even if you ask!
 499                 -- Charles M. Hannum
 500 %
 501 NetBSD: What do you want to serve today?
 502                 -- Hubert Feyrer
 503 %
 504 NetBSD: When Linux ports to that platform, they will discover -
 505         WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN HERE
 506                 -- David Maxwell
 507 %
 508 NetBSD: Where do you want to have the power to serve, tomorrow?
 509                 -- Tom Harvey
 510 %
 511 NetBSD: Who do you Serve? And who do you Trust?
 512                 -- David Maxwell
 513 %
 514 NetBSD will put hair on a UNIX admin's chest
 515                 -- Jason R. Fink
 516 %
 517 NetBSD: Write Once, Run Everywhere. Java optional.
 518                 -- Todd Whitesel
 519 %
 520 NetBSD: You can't handle it.
 521                 -- Paul Newhouse
 522 %
 523 NetBSD: You choose the hardware, we'll bring the OS.
 524                 -- David Brownlee
 525 %
 526 Of course it runs NetBSD.
 527 %
 528 Portable.  Supportable.  NetBSD.
 529                 -- Jim Wise
 530 %
 531 Software is like sex - it should be free
 532                 -- Hubert Feyrer
 533 %
 534 We're BSD.  If you want System V, you know where to get it.
 535                 -- Greywolf
 536 %
 537 Where would you have rather been today, tomorrow? NetBSD.
 538                 -- Allen Briggs
 539 %
 540 With many thanks to the core team and UCB CSRG.
 541                 -- Greywolf
 542 %
 543 Young or old; cutting edge or yesterday's NeWS, NetBSD is the UNIX for you.
 544 It can be a hulking monster in your basement, or fit in the palm
 545 of your hand.
 546                 -- Richard Rauch
 547 %
 548 NetBSD: Dead on Target
 549                 -- Gimpy
 550 %
 551 NetBSD JIHBED