fortune/datfiles/netbsd

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   6                 -- Greywolf
   7 %
   8 A _Real_ Operating System for _Real_ Hackers.
   9                 -- Greywolf
  10 %
  11 Anagrams for NetBSD core team:
  12   Breasted cot men
  13   Embraces dot net
  14   Strobed teen cam
  15   Aborted men sect
  16   Emtomb DEC tears
  17                 -- Julian Assange
  18 %
  19 Anagrams for NetBSD core team:
  20   Crested Boatmen
  21   Resented Combat
  22   Boast Decrement
  23   Basement DEC rot
  24                 -- Julian Assange
  25 %
  26 Anagrams for NetBSD-core:
  27   Bent Coders
  28   Secret Bond
  29   Robs DECNet
  30   Cost Bender
  31                 -- Julian Assange
  32 %
  33 Anagrams for NetBSD-core:
  34   Cot Benders
  35   Be stern, Doc.
  36   Net robs DEC
  37   DEC robs Net
  38                 -- Julian Assange
  39 %
  40 http://www.imrryr.org/NetBSD/logo
  41                 -- R. C. Dowdeswell
  42 %
  43 I didn't get where I am today without using NetBSD
  44                 -- Dave Tyson
  45 %
  46 My other computer runs NetBSD
  47                 -- Allen Briggs
  48 %
  49 NetBSD - a devil of an operating system.
  50                 -- Julian Assange
  51 %
  52 NetBSD - A Mycroft in every port.
  53                 -- Julian Assange
  54 %
  55 NetBSD - a server in every port.
  56                 -- Julian Assange
  57 %
  58 NetBSD - because Unix isn't just #include <linux.h>, i386, ELF, ...!
  59                 -- Hubert Feyrer
  60 %
  61 NetBSD - big, isn't it?
  62                 -- Julian Assange
  63 %
  64 NetBSD - daemonic power
  65                 -- R. C. Dowdeswell
  66 %
  67 NetBSD:  Flying into the heart of the Sun.  And the i386, and alpha,
  68          and mac, and powerpc, and...
  69                 -- Greywolf
  70 %
  71 NetBSD - free yourself from all Stallmanist thought!
  72                 -- Julian Assange
  73 %
  74 NetBSD:  Got source?
  75 %
  76 NetBSD - hackers tested, mom approved
  77                 -- Ken Nakata
  78 %
  79 NetBSD - here today and in the middle of 2038 tomorrow.
  80                 -- Julian Assange
  81 %
  82 NetBSD - Mach 3 stealthOS, undetectable by media radar.
  83                 -- Julian Assange
  84 %
  85 NetBSD - more is more.
  86                 -- Julian Assange
  87 %
  88 NetBSD:  No Windows or Gates, but lots of doors, portals and tunnels.
  89                 -- Greywolf
  90 %
  91 NetBSD - penguin flesh never tasted so good.
  92                 -- Julian Assange
  93 %
  94 NetBSD - posix me harder.
  95                 -- Julian Assange
  96 %
  97 NetBSD:  Post No Bills.
  98                 -- Greywolf
  99 %
 100 NetBSD - safe ports in a storm.
 101                 -- Julian Assange
 102 %
 103 NetBSD - Scalability Does Matter.
 104                 -- Julian Assange
 105 %
 106 NetBSD - Serious Other, or Serious Operating system. Your choice.
 107                 -- Julian Assange
 108 %
 109 NetBSD - the Berkeley redemption.
 110                 -- Julian Assange
 111 %
 112 NetBSD - the cathedral versus the bizarre.
 113                 -- Julian Assange
 114 %
 115 NetBSD - the cure.
 116                 -- Julian Assange
 117 %
 118 NetBSD - the devil finds work for idle cycles.
 119                 -- Julian Assange
 120 %
 121 NetBSD - the devil made me do it.
 122                 -- Julian Assange
 123 %
 124 NetBSD - the devil's advocate.
 125                 -- Julian Assange
 126 %
 127 NetBSD - the devil's not just in vaudeville.
 128                 -- Julian Assange
 129 %
 130 NetBSD - the power to suave.
 131                 -- Julian Assange
 132 %
 133 NetBSD - the power to swerve (penguins, worse than cane toads).
 134                 -- Julian Assange
 135 %
 136 NetBSD:  The Source is out there.
 137                 -- Greywolf
 138 %
 139 NetBSD - we have nothing to declare but our benchmarks.
 140                 -- Julian Assange
 141 %
 142 NetBSD - we put the Net in NetBSD.
 143                 -- Julian Assange
 144 %
 145 NetBSD - We're not in canvas anymore, toto
 146                 -- Julian Assange
 147 %
 148 NetBSD - where do you want to go Tuesday?
 149                 -- Julian Assange
 150 %
 151 NetBSD - your basement or mine?
 152                 -- Julian Assange
 153 %
 154 NetBSD: A drinking group with a serious computing problem.
 155 %
 156 NetBSD: Agnostics in the Platform Religious Wars.
 157                 -- Erik E. Fair
 158 %
 159 NetBSD: An Operating System For Everyone
 160                 -- Mike Latinovich
 161 %
 162 NetBSD: Are you old enough to run it?
 163                 -- Tom Harvey
 164 %
 165 NetBSD: Beyond Windows
 166                 -- Johan Ihren
 167 %
 168 NetBSD: CD-ROMs? We don't need no stinkin' CD-ROMs!
 169                 -- Tom Harvey
 170 %
 171 NetBSD: Choose Your Own Slogan
 172                 -- Dirk Myers
 173 %
 174 NetBSD: Compatible with the Real World.
 175                 -- Greywolf
 176 %
 177 NetBSD: Dave Barry is working on our motto
 178                 -- Tom Harvey
 179 %
 180 NetBSD: demonic power.
 181                 -- R. C. Dowdeswell
 182 %
 183 NetBSD: Designed to be {secure, reliable, portable, CORRECT}
 184                 -- Matthew Orgass
 185 %
 186 NetBSD: Download one, get ${NUMPORTS}-1 for free.
 187                 -- Antti Kantee
 188 %
 189 NetBSD: Everyone else is doin' it. But we're doin' it right.
 190                 -- Herb Peyerl
 191 %
 192 NetBSD, Feed The Computer.
 193                 -- Andrew Gillham
 194 %
 195 NetBSD: Flexible and free!
 196                 -- Lars-Johan Liman
 197 %
 198 NetBSD: For The Network Generation
 199                 -- Andrew Gillham
 200 %
 201 NetBSD: Get Over It.
 202                 -- Andrew Gillham
 203 %
 204 NetBSD: Groovy Baby!
 205                 -- Andrew Gillham
 206 %
 207 NetBSD home page: Ultra-heavy use of blink text, hot colours, and
 208        Flash plug-ins. All shockwave, all the time. Background music
 209        ought to be a mixture of Phillip Glass overlaid on top of
 210        Sublime.
 211                 -- Mason Loring Bliss
 212 %
 213 NetBSD: I Wanna Be Sedated
 214                 -- Curt Sampson
 215 %
 216 NetBSD: If you look through Windows
 217                 -- Johan Ihren
 218 %
 219 NetBSD: If your server could choose, it would choose NetBSD
 220                 -- Tim Rightnour
 221 %
 222 NetBSD, In Stalls Anywhere
 223                 -- Andrew Gillham
 224 %
 225 NetBSD is full. Go away.
 226                 -- Chris Baird <cjb@brushtail.apana.org.au>
 227 %
 228 NetBSD is much like a tipi:  No windows, no gates, and an apache inside.
 229 %
 230 NetBSD is PAR -- Powerful, Advanced, Reliable.  Is your OS up to PAR?
 231                 -- Frank Warren
 232 %
 233 NetBSD is the bomb.  (ok, bad idea)
 234                 -- Andrew Gillham
 235 %
 236 NetBSD: It spanks the knickers off those other operating systems
 237                 -- Brian D Chase
 238 %
 239 NetBSD: It keeps on going...and going...and going...
 240                 -- Tom Harvey
 241 %
 242 NetBSD: it'll be there when you're ready for it
 243                 -- Greg Lehey
 244 %
 245 NetBSD: it's not free beer, but it's free
 246 %
 247 NetBSD: Its not Windows.
 248                 -- Paul Wain
 249 %
 250 NetBSD: It's...uh...well...have you heard of linux?
 251                 -- Tom Harvey
 252 %
 253 NetBSD: lets get it right
 254                 -- David Brownlee
 255 %
 256 NetBSD: Linux without the hype.
 257                 -- Hubert Feyrer
 258 %
 259 NetBSD: making all computer hardware a commodity.
 260                 -- Erik E. Fair
 261 %
 262 NetBSD: Making your net work, and its free to boot!
 263                 -- Steve Woodford
 264 %
 265 NetBSD: May the Source be with you
 266                 -- Greg Earle
 267 %
 268 NetBSD: Microsoft ask you where you want to go, NetBSD gets you there
 269                 -- David Brownlee
 270 %
 271 NetBSD, More Nines.
 272                 -- Andrew Gillham
 273 %
 274 NetBSD: Multi-platform OS
 275 %
 276 NetBSD: My Computer Runs!
 277                 -- Andrew Gillham
 278 %
 279 NetBSD: My Computer Works!
 280                 -- Andrew Gillham
 281 %
 282 NetBSD, Net Improvement.
 283                 -- Andrew Gillham
 284 %
 285 NetBSD, Net Profit.
 286                 -- Andrew Gillham
 287 %
 288 NetBSD, Net Some Nines.
 289                 -- Andrew Gillham
 290 %
 291 NetBSD: Network Power Unleashed.
 292                 -- Andrew Gillham
 293 %
 294 NetBSD: Network Your World.
 295                 -- Andrew Gillham
 296 %
 297 NetBSD: Networking Space
 298                 -- Andrew Gillham
 299 %
 300 NetBSD, No Worries!
 301                 -- Andrew Gillham
 302 %
 303 NetBSD: Not all of the First Ones have gone away.
 304                 -- Antti Kantee
 305 %
 306 NetBSD. Not Guano.
 307                 -- Hubert Feyrer
 308 %
 309 NetBSD: Not your mother's OS (unless you are P. Seebach)
 310                 -- Tom Harvey
 311 %
 312 NetBSD: Oh my god! They support my hardware! You hackers!
 313                 -- Antti Kantee
 314 %
 315 NetBSD: Perpetual performance!
 316                 -- Lars-Johan Liman
 317 %
 318 NetBSD: Power Your Net.
 319                 -- Andrew Gillham
 320 %
 321 NetBSD: preferred by Rocket Scientists and Moms!
 322                 -- Steven J. Dovich
 323 %
 324 NetBSD: priapic OS
 325                 -- Perry Metzger
 326 %
 327 NetBSD: Professionalpower!
 328                 -- Lars-Johan Liman
 329 %
 330 NetBSD: "Progress on your system is closer than it appears."
 331 %
 332 NetBSD: Re: NetBSD Slogans
 333                 -- Mirian Crzig Lennox
 334 %
 335 NetBSD: Resistance is futile!  You will be supported.
 336                 -- Peter Seebach
 337 %
 338 NetBSD: Resistance is NOT futile!
 339                 -- Hubert Feyrer
 340 %
 341 NetBSD: Rock solid!
 342                 -- Lars-Johan Liman
 343 %
 344 NetBSD: Servers' choice!
 345                 -- Lars-Johan Liman
 346 %
 347 NetBSD: serves you right.
 348                 -- Herb Peyerl
 349 %
 350 NetBSD short theme, for stickers and tattoos: NetBSD... Bitchin'!
 351                 -- Mason Loring Bliss
 352 %
 353 NetBSD, SIMMs Like Good Code
 354                 -- Andrew Gillham
 355 %
 356 NetBSD: Someday, we won't burn your toast
 357                 -- Herb Peyerl
 358 %
 359 NetBSD: Stable and strong!
 360                 -- Lars-Johan Liman
 361 %
 362 NetBSD: Stop, Drop, and Load
 363                 -- Andrew Gillham
 364 %
 365 NetBSD, Tap The Power
 366                 -- Andrew Gillham
 367 %
 368 NetBSD: The choice of hundreds worldwide
 369                 -- Tom Harvey
 370 %
 371 NetBSD: The Final Frontier
 372                 -- Chris Jones
 373 %
 374 NetBSD: The free OS with a money back guarantee!
 375                 -- Tim Rightnour
 376 %
 377 NetBSD: the free unix for the rest of us
 378                 -- Bob Nestor
 379 %
 380 NetBSD: The Last Bastion of the true UNIX Religion.
 381                 -- Miles Nordin
 382 %
 383 NetBSD: The OS WORM - Write Once, Run Many
 384                 -- Antti Kantee
 385 %
 386 NetBSD: The Power of Code
 387                 -- Mason Loring Bliss
 388 %
 389 NetBSD: The power to Connect
 390                 -- Feico Dillema
 391 %
 392 NetBSD: The power to serve, also
 393                 -- Tom Harvey
 394 %
 395 NetBSD: The power to serve, on the platform of your choice
 396                 -- John Darrow
 397 %
 398 NetBSD: the second best thing you can get for free
 399 %
 400 NetBSD: the server is up
 401                 -- David Brownlee
 402 %
 403 NetBSD: The Worlds Most Portable Operating System
 404 %
 405 NetBSD: To serve the power.
 406                 -- Herb Peyerl
 407 %
 408 NetBSD: true inheritors of the UNIX(tm) legacy.
 409                 -- Erik E. Fair
 410 %
 411 NetBSD: Twice the Bits-Clean of other Leading OSes
 412                 -- Tom Harvey
 413 %
 414 NetBSD: Two guys with a vax
 415                 -- Tom Harvey
 416 %
 417 NetBSD: u_long uptime;
 418                 -- Herb Peyerl
 419 %
 420 NetBSD: unshackling hardware designers and users from the bondage
 421         of WinTel.
 422                 -- Erik E. Fair
 423 %
 424 NetBSD: Use the ENTIRE computer!
 425                 -- Andrew Gillham
 426 %
 427 NetBSD: userland included
 428                 -- Antti Kantee
 429 %
 430 NetBSD: We Come In Peace.
 431                 -- Andrew Gillham
 432 %
 433 NetBSD: We come in peace. We offer reliability.
 434                 -- David Maxwell
 435 %
 436 NetBSD: We do it right.
 437                 -- Perry Metzger
 438 %
 439 NetBSD: We don't negotiate with terrorists.
 440                 -- Miles Nordin
 441 %
 442 NetBSD: We put the "Net" in "BSD", and took out the "Free"
 443                 -- Tom Harvey
 444 %
 445 NetBSD: We Stay Up.
 446                 -- Andrew Gillham
 447 %
 448 NetBSD: We Suck Less
 449 %
 450 NetBSD: We're so committed to it being free, we won't sell it to you
 451         even if you ask!
 452                 -- Charles M. Hannum
 453 %
 454 NetBSD: What do you want to serve today?
 455                 -- Hubert Feyrer
 456 %
 457 NetBSD: When Linux ports to that platform, they will discover -
 458         WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN HERE
 459                 -- David Maxwell
 460 %
 461 NetBSD: Where do you want to have the power to serve, tomorrow?
 462                 -- Tom Harvey
 463 %
 464 NetBSD: Who do you Serve? And who do you Trust?
 465                 -- David Maxwell
 466 %
 467 NetBSD: Write Once, Run Everywhere. Java optional.
 468                 -- Todd Whitesel
 469 %
 470 NetBSD: You can't handle it.
 471                 -- Paul Newhouse
 472 %
 473 Of course it runs NetBSD.
 474 %
 475 Portable.  Supportable.  NetBSD.
 476                 -- Jim Wise
 477 %
 478 Software is like sex - it should be free
 479                 -- Hubert Feyrer
 480 %
 481 We're BSD.  If you want System V, you know where to get it.
 482                 -- Greywolf
 483 %
 484 Where would you have rather been today, tomorrow? NetBSD.
 485                 -- Allen Briggs
 486 %
 487 With many thanks to the core team and UCB CSRG.
 488                 -- Greywolf
 489 %
 490 NetBSD: Abandon all hype, oh ye who enter here.
 491 %
 492 NetBSD: Ports to * boards.
 493                 -- Steve Woodford
 494 %
 495 NetBSD: Masterly with distinction.  Striking also.
 496                 -- Andy Doran
 497 %
 498 NetBSD: Pink fluffy chunks or green bits - the choice is yours.
 499                 -- Andy Doran
 500 %
 501 NetBSD: Empowering the VAX generation.
 502                 -- Andy Doran
 503 %
 504 NetBSD: A pmap for every occasion.
 505                 -- David Brownlee
 506 %
 507 NetBSD: No hype required.
 508                 -- David Brownlee
 509 %
 510 NetBSD: My other computer also runs NetBSD.
 511                 -- David Brownlee
 512 %