fortune/datfiles/netbsd

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   6                 -- Greywolf
   7 %
   8 A _Real_ Operating System for _Real_ Hackers.
   9                 -- Greywolf
  10 %
  11 Anagrams for NetBSD core team:
  12   Breasted cot men
  13   Embraces dot net
  14   Strobed teen cam
  15   Aborted men sect
  16   Emtomb DEC tears
  17                 -- Julian Assange
  18 %
  19 Anagrams for NetBSD core team:
  20   Crested Boatmen
  21   Resented Combat
  22   Boast Decrement
  23   Basement DEC rot
  24                 -- Julian Assange
  25 %
  26 Anagrams for NetBSD core team:
  27   Strobe mased net
  28   Strobe mased ten
  29   Erect teen bonds
  30   A boned cream test
  31   Cremate no debts
  32                 -- Julian Assange
  33 %
  34 Anagrams for NetBSD-core:
  35   Bent Coders
  36   Secret Bond
  37   Robs DECNet
  38   Cost Bender
  39                 -- Julian Assange
  40 %
  41 Anagrams for NetBSD-core:
  42   Cot Benders
  43   Be stern, Doc.
  44   Net robs DEC
  45   DEC robs Net
  46                 -- Julian Assange
  47 %
  48 http://www.imrryr.org/NetBSD/logo
  49                 -- R. C. Dowdeswell
  50 %
  51 I didn't get where I am today without using NetBSD
  52                 -- Dave Tyson
  53 %
  54 My other computer runs NetBSD
  55                 -- Allen Briggs
  56 %
  57 NetBSD - a devil of an operating system.
  58                 -- Julian Assange
  59 %
  60 NetBSD - A Mycroft in every port.
  61                 -- Julian Assange
  62 %
  63 NetBSD - a server in every port.
  64                 -- Julian Assange
  65 %
  66 NetBSD - because Unix isn't just #include <linux.h>, i386, ELF, ...!
  67                 -- Hubert Feyrer
  68 %
  69 NetBSD - big, isn't it?
  70                 -- Julian Assange
  71 %
  72 NetBSD - Bits for Tits.
  73                 -- Julian Assange
  74 %
  75 NetBSD - daemonic power
  76                 -- R. C. Dowdeswell
  77 %
  78 NetBSD:  Flying into the heart of the Sun.  And the i386, and alpha,
  79          and mac, and powerpc, and...
  80                 -- Greywolf
  81 %
  82 NetBSD - free yourself from all Stallmanist thought!
  83                 -- Julian Assange
  84 %
  85 NetBSD:  Got source?
  86 %
  87 NetBSD - hackers tested, mom approved
  88                 -- Ken Nakata
  89 %
  90 NetBSD - here today and in the middle of 2038 tomorrow.
  91                 -- Julian Assange
  92 %
  93 NetBSD - Mach 3 stealthOS, undetectable by media radar.
  94                 -- Julian Assange
  95 %
  96 NetBSD - more is more.
  97                 -- Julian Assange
  98 %
  99 NetBSD - more ports than a Norwegian crack whore.
 100                 -- Julian Assange
 101 %
 102 NetBSD - Multiple Architectures lead to Multiple Orgasms.
 103                 -- Julian Assange
 104 %
 105 NetBSD:  No Windows or Gates, but lots of doors, portals and tunnels.
 106                 -- Greywolf
 107 %
 108 NetBSD - penguin flesh never tasted so good.
 109                 -- Julian Assange
 110 %
 111 NetBSD - posix me harder.
 112                 -- Julian Assange
 113 %
 114 NetBSD:  Post No Bills.
 115                 -- Greywolf
 116 %
 117 NetBSD - safe ports in a storm.
 118                 -- Julian Assange
 119 %
 120 NetBSD - Scalability Does Matter.
 121                 -- Julian Assange
 122 %
 123 NetBSD - Serious Other, or Serious Operating system. Your choice.
 124                 -- Julian Assange
 125 %
 126 NetBSD - the Berkeley redemption.
 127                 -- Julian Assange
 128 %
 129 NetBSD - the cathedral versus the bizarre.
 130                 -- Julian Assange
 131 %
 132 NetBSD - the cure.
 133                 -- Julian Assange
 134 %
 135 NetBSD - the devil finds work for idle cycles.
 136                 -- Julian Assange
 137 %
 138 NetBSD - the devil made me do it.
 139                 -- Julian Assange
 140 %
 141 NetBSD - the devil's advocate.
 142                 -- Julian Assange
 143 %
 144 NetBSD - the devil's not just in vaudeville.
 145                 -- Julian Assange
 146 %
 147 NetBSD - the power to suave.
 148                 -- Julian Assange
 149 %
 150 NetBSD - the power to swerve (penguins, worse than cane toads).
 151                 -- Julian Assange
 152 %
 153 NetBSD - the semen in the money shot.
 154                 -- Julian Assange
 155 %
 156 NetBSD:  The Source is out there.
 157                 -- Greywolf
 158 %
 159 NetBSD - we have nothing to declare but our benchmarks.
 160                 -- Julian Assange
 161 %
 162 NetBSD - we put the Net in NetBSD.
 163                 -- Julian Assange
 164 %
 165 NetBSD - We put the OS in OrgaSm.
 166                 -- Julian Assange
 167 %
 168 NetBSD - We're not in canvas anymore, toto
 169                 -- Julian Assange
 170 %
 171 NetBSD - we're on a mission from Hell.
 172                 -- Julian Assange
 173 %
 174 NetBSD - where do you want to go Tuesday?
 175                 -- Julian Assange
 176 %
 177 NetBSD - your basement or mine?
 178                 -- Julian Assange
 179 %
 180 NetBSD: A drinking group with a serious computing problem.
 181 %
 182 NetBSD: Agnostics in the Platform Religious Wars.
 183                 -- Erik E. Fair
 184 %
 185 NetBSD: An Operating System For Everyone
 186                 -- Mike Latinovich
 187 %
 188 NetBSD: Are you old enough to run it?
 189                 -- Tom Harvey
 190 %
 191 NetBSD: better for your uptime than Viagra.
 192                 -- Daniel Carosone
 193 %
 194 NetBSD: Beyond Windows
 195                 -- Johan Ihren
 196 %
 197 NetBSD: CD-ROMs? We don't need no stinkin' CD-ROMs!
 198                 -- Tom Harvey
 199 %
 200 NetBSD: Choose Your Own Slogan
 201                 -- Dirk Myers
 202 %
 203 NetBSD: Compatible with the Real World.
 204                 -- Greywolf
 205 %
 206 NetBSD: Dave Barry is working on our motto
 207                 -- Tom Harvey
 208 %
 209 NetBSD: demonic power.
 210                 -- R. C. Dowdeswell
 211 %
 212 NetBSD: Designed to be {secure, reliable, portable, CORRECT}
 213                 -- Matthew Orgass
 214 %
 215 NetBSD: Download one, get ${NUMPORTS}-1 for free.
 216                 -- Antti Kantee
 217 %
 218 NetBSD: Everyone else is doin' it. But we're doin' it right.
 219                 -- Herb Peyerl
 220 %
 221 NetBSD, Feed The Computer.
 222                 -- Andrew Gillham
 223 %
 224 NetBSD: Flexible and free!
 225                 -- Lars-Johan Liman
 226 %
 227 NetBSD: For The Network Generation
 228                 -- Andrew Gillham
 229 %
 230 NetBSD: Get Over It.
 231                 -- Andrew Gillham
 232 %
 233 NetBSD: Groovy Baby!
 234                 -- Andrew Gillham
 235 %
 236 NetBSD home page: Ultra-heavy use of blink text, hot colours, and
 237        Flash plug-ins. All shockwave, all the time. Background music
 238        ought to be a mixture of Phillip Glass overlaid on top of
 239        Sublime.
 240                 -- Mason Loring Bliss
 241 %
 242 NetBSD: I Wanna Be Sedated
 243                 -- Curt Sampson
 244 %
 245 NetBSD: If you look through Windows
 246                 -- Johan Ihren
 247 %
 248 NetBSD: If your server could choose, it would choose NetBSD
 249                 -- Tim Rightnour
 250 %
 251 NetBSD, In Stalls Anywhere
 252                 -- Andrew Gillham
 253 %
 254 NetBSD is full. Go away.
 255                 -- Chris Baird <cjb@brushtail.apana.org.au>
 256 %
 257 NetBSD is much like a tipi:  No windows, no gates, and an apache inside.
 258 %
 259 NetBSD is PAR -- Powerful, Advanced, Reliable.  Is your OS up to PAR?
 260                 -- Frank Warren
 261 %
 262 NetBSD is the bomb.  (ok, bad idea)
 263                 -- Andrew Gillham
 264 %
 265 NetBSD: It keeps on going...and going...and going...
 266                 -- Tom Harvey
 267 %
 268 NetBSD: It spanks the knickers off those other operating systems
 269                 -- Brian D Chase
 270 %
 271 NetBSD: it'll be there when you're ready for it
 272                 -- Greg Lehey
 273 %
 274 NetBSD: it's not free beer, but it's free
 275 %
 276 NetBSD: Its not Windows.
 277                 -- Paul Wain
 278 %
 279 NetBSD: It's...uh...well...have you heard of linux?
 280                 -- Tom Harvey
 281 %
 282 NetBSD: lets get it right
 283                 -- David Brownlee
 284 %
 285 NetBSD: Linux without the hype.
 286                 -- Hubert Feyrer
 287 %
 288 NetBSD logo: Kiss-painted (w/tongue) Beastie stabbing a pitchfork
 289        through a bloodied and obviously-in-horrible-pain Tux.
 290                 -- Mason Loring Bliss
 291 %
 292 NetBSD long theme: "Eat a queer fetus for Jesus, and run NetBSD!"
 293                 -- Mason Loring Bliss
 294 %
 295 NetBSD: making all computer hardware a commodity.
 296                 -- Erik E. Fair
 297 %
 298 NetBSD: Making your net work, and its free to boot!
 299                 -- Steve Woodford
 300 %
 301 NetBSD: May the Source be with you
 302                 -- Greg Earle
 303 %
 304 NetBSD: Microsoft ask you where you want to go, NetBSD gets you there
 305                 -- David Brownlee
 306 %
 307 NetBSD, More Nines.
 308                 -- Andrew Gillham
 309 %
 310 NetBSD: More Ports That A Cheap Whore
 311                 -- Andrew Gillham
 312 %
 313 NetBSD: Multi-platform OS
 314 %
 315 NetBSD: My Computer Runs!
 316                 -- Andrew Gillham
 317 %
 318 NetBSD: My Computer Works!
 319                 -- Andrew Gillham
 320 %
 321 NetBSD, Net Improvement.
 322                 -- Andrew Gillham
 323 %
 324 NetBSD, Net Profit.
 325                 -- Andrew Gillham
 326 %
 327 NetBSD, Net Some Nines.
 328                 -- Andrew Gillham
 329 %
 330 NetBSD: Network Power Unleashed.
 331                 -- Andrew Gillham
 332 %
 333 NetBSD: Network Your World.
 334                 -- Andrew Gillham
 335 %
 336 NetBSD: Networking Space
 337                 -- Andrew Gillham
 338 %
 339 NetBSD: No Sh;t!
 340                 -- Andrew Gillham
 341 %
 342 NetBSD, No Worries!
 343                 -- Andrew Gillham
 344 %
 345 NetBSD: Not all of the First Ones have gone away.
 346                 -- Antti Kantee
 347 %
 348 NetBSD. Not Guano.
 349                 -- Hubert Feyrer
 350 %
 351 NetBSD: Not your mother's OS (unless you are P. Seebach)
 352                 -- Tom Harvey
 353 %
 354 NetBSD: Oh my god! They support my hardware! You hackers!
 355                 -- Antti Kantee
 356 %
 357 NetBSD: Perpetual performance!
 358                 -- Lars-Johan Liman
 359 %
 360 NetBSD: Power Your Net.
 361                 -- Andrew Gillham
 362 %
 363 NetBSD: preferred by Rocket Scientists and Moms!
 364                 -- Steven J. Dovich
 365 %
 366 NetBSD: priapic OS
 367                 -- Perry Metzger
 368 %
 369 NetBSD: Professionalpower!
 370                 -- Lars-Johan Liman
 371 %
 372 NetBSD: "Progress on your system is closer than it appears."
 373 %
 374 NetBSD: Re: NetBSD Slogans
 375                 -- Mirian Crzig Lennox
 376 %
 377 NetBSD: Resistance is futile!  You will be supported.
 378                 -- Peter Seebach
 379 %
 380 NetBSD: Resistance is NOT futile!
 381                 -- Hubert Feyrer
 382 %
 383 NetBSD: Rock solid!
 384                 -- Lars-Johan Liman
 385 %
 386 NetBSD: Servers' choice!
 387                 -- Lars-Johan Liman
 388 %
 389 NetBSD: serves you right.
 390                 -- Herb Peyerl
 391 %
 392 NetBSD short theme, for stickers and tattoos: NetBSD... Bitchin'!
 393                 -- Mason Loring Bliss
 394 %
 395 NetBSD, SIMMs Like Good Code
 396                 -- Andrew Gillham
 397 %
 398 NetBSD: Someday, we won't burn your toast
 399                 -- Herb Peyerl
 400 %
 401 NetBSD: Stable and strong!
 402                 -- Lars-Johan Liman
 403 %
 404 NetBSD: Stop, Drop, and Load
 405                 -- Andrew Gillham
 406 %
 407 NetBSD, stupid.
 408                 -- Julian Assange
 409 %
 410 NetBSD, Tap The Power
 411                 -- Andrew Gillham
 412 %
 413 NetBSD: The choice of hundreds worldwide
 414                 -- Tom Harvey
 415 %
 416 NetBSD: The Final Frontier
 417                 -- Chris Jones
 418 %
 419 NetBSD: The free OS with a money back guarantee!
 420                 -- Tim Rightnour
 421 %
 422 NetBSD: the free unix for the rest of us
 423                 -- Bob Nestor
 424 %
 425 NetBSD: The Last Bastion of the true UNIX Religion.
 426                 -- Miles Nordin
 427 %
 428 NetBSD: The OS WORM - Write Once, Run Many
 429                 -- Antti Kantee
 430 %
 431 NetBSD: The Power of Code
 432                 -- Mason Loring Bliss
 433 %
 434 NetBSD: The power to Connect
 435                 -- Feico Dillema
 436 %
 437 NetBSD: The power to serve, also
 438                 -- Tom Harvey
 439 %
 440 NetBSD: The power to serve, on the platform of your choice
 441                 -- John Darrow
 442 %
 443 NetBSD: the second best thing you can get for free
 444 %
 445 NetBSD: the server is up
 446                 -- David Brownlee
 447 %
 448 NetBSD: The Worlds Most Portable Operating System
 449 %
 450 NetBSD: To serve the power.
 451                 -- Herb Peyerl
 452 %
 453 NetBSD: true inheritors of the UNIX(tm) legacy.
 454                 -- Erik E. Fair
 455 %
 456 NetBSD: Twice the Bits-Clean of other Leading OSes
 457                 -- Tom Harvey
 458 %
 459 NetBSD: Two guys with a vax
 460                 -- Tom Harvey
 461 %
 462 NetBSD: u_long uptime;
 463                 -- Herb Peyerl
 464 %
 465 NetBSD: Unix With Balls.
 466                 -- Andrew Gillham
 467 %
 468 NetBSD: unshackling hardware designers and users from the bondage
 469         of WinTel.
 470                 -- Erik E. Fair
 471 %
 472 NetBSD: Use the ENTIRE computer!
 473                 -- Andrew Gillham
 474 %
 475 NetBSD: userland included
 476                 -- Antti Kantee
 477 %
 478 NetBSD: We Come In Peace.
 479                 -- Andrew Gillham
 480 %
 481 NetBSD: We come in peace. We offer reliability.
 482                 -- David Maxwell
 483 %
 484 NetBSD: We do it right.
 485                 -- Perry Metzger
 486 %
 487 NetBSD: We don't negotiate with terrorists.
 488                 -- Miles Nordin
 489 %
 490 NetBSD: We put the "Net" in "BSD", and took out the "Free"
 491                 -- Tom Harvey
 492 %
 493 NetBSD: We Stay Up.
 494                 -- Andrew Gillham
 495 %
 496 NetBSD: We Suck Less
 497 %
 498 NetBSD: We're so committed to it being free, we won't sell it to you
 499         even if you ask!
 500                 -- Charles M. Hannum
 501 %
 502 NetBSD: What do you want to serve today?
 503                 -- Hubert Feyrer
 504 %
 505 NetBSD: When Linux ports to that platform, they will discover -
 506         WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN HERE
 507                 -- David Maxwell
 508 %
 509 NetBSD: Where do you want to have the power to serve, tomorrow?
 510                 -- Tom Harvey
 511 %
 512 NetBSD: Who do you Serve? And who do you Trust?
 513                 -- David Maxwell
 514 %
 515 NetBSD: Write Once, Run Everywhere. Java optional.
 516                 -- Todd Whitesel
 517 %
 518 NetBSD: You can't handle it.
 519                 -- Paul Newhouse
 520 %
 521 Never mind the bollocks, here's NetBSD.
 522                 -- Julian Assange
 523 %
 524 Of course it runs NetBSD.
 525 %
 526 Portable.  Supportable.  NetBSD.
 527                 -- Jim Wise
 528 %
 529 Software is like sex - it should be free
 530                 -- Hubert Feyrer
 531 %
 532 We're BSD.  If you want System V, you know where to get it.
 533                 -- Greywolf
 534 %
 535 Where would you have rather been today, tomorrow? NetBSD.
 536                 -- Allen Briggs
 537 %
 538 With many thanks to the core team and UCB CSRG.
 539                 -- Greywolf
 540 %
 541 NetBSD: Abandon all hype, oh ye who enter here.
 542 %
 543 NetBSD: Ports to * boards.
 544                 -- Steve Woodford
 545 %
 546 NetBSD: Masterly with distinction.  Striking also.
 547                 -- Andy Doran
 548 %
 549 NetBSD: Pink fluffy chunks or green bits - the choice is yours.
 550                 -- Andy Doran
 551 %
 552 NetBSD: Empowering the VAX generation.
 553                 -- Andy Doran
 554 %