There is a natural hootchy-kootchy to a goldfish.
-- Walt Disney
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-There is a road to freedom. Its milestones are Obedience, Endeavor,
-Honesty, Order, Cleanliness, Sobriety, Truthfulness, Sacrifice, and
-love of the Fatherland.
- -- Adolf Hitler
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There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly
what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly
disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
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1) Don't expect fairings.
2) If confused read #1.
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+Cheer up. You could have all the problems you have now, and then also
+be named Eustace Clarence Scrubb.
+%
+Never leave a macassar and an antimacassar in the same room together.
+%
+Why did the furry install Unix? Because it supports catman(8).
+%
+Many people don't realize that trailhead doggerel is illegal -- but
+surely you've heard of "hike rhymes and misdemeanors"...
+%
+We all know political bumper stickers and some of us even put them on
+our cars. However, if you show up at headquarters on Friday afternoon
+after a long campaign week, you're more likely to see a stumper
+bicker.
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+When you're under siege by a winter storm, that's a "frontal assault".
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+Somebody has mail.
+%
+'Agnosis' is when you don't know. 'Diagnosis' is when you don't know
+twice.
+%
+An assortment of ways to be assimilated is a "smorgasborg".
+%
+The Navy's forever doomed to be inefficient because it's always trying
+to do things in a sub-optimal manner.
+%
+Q. What do you do if you find an abomination rooted in and need a
+druid in a hurry?
+A. Call the copse.
+%
+A truly great library contains something in it to offend everyone.
+ -- Jo Godwin
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+Give a man a 0day and he'll have access for a day, teach a man to phish
+and he'll have access for life.
+ -- the grugq
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+Information wants to be free and also extremely difficult to use.
+ -- An ancient open source proverb
+%
+I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
+ -- Mitch Hedberg
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+You, the Poles, have a funny nature. When the people going along the
+road are attacked by a dog with its insistent and noisy barking, you
+immediately feel like jumping off the vehicle, standing on all fours
+and starting to bark back at it. We, in the Vilnius region, let the
+dog bark because that is what its canine nature is like but we do not
+stop our journey because of its barking, and without any war
+against dogs we calmly continue our journey until we reach our
+destination. It seems that you care more about barking than the dog
+does, and more about winning the war with any lousy puppy than about
+reaching the destination quickly.
+ -- Jozef Pilsudski
+%
+[NeXT] attracted the strangest kind of hybrid, which was sort of like...
+Unix weenies by Armani.
+ -- John Perry Barlow
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+Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you
+and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember, my friend, future
+events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the
+unknown, the mysterious, the unexplainable. That is why you are here.
+ -- Criswell Predicts, "Plan 9 From Outer Space"
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