I've been on an Ed Wood binge.

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 [NeXT] attracted the strangest kind of hybrid, which was sort of like...
 Unix weenies by Armani.
                -- John Perry Barlow
+%
+Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you
+and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember, my friend, future
+events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the
+unknown, the mysterious, the unexplainable. That is why you are here.
+               -- Criswell Predicts, "Plan 9 From Outer Space"