Add Chris Baird's email address per his request

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--- a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real
+++ b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real
@@ -611,7 +611,7 @@ finally hit upon the idea of woman and created Eve.
 He hated to mend, so young Ned
 Called in a cute neighbor instead.
        Her husband said, "Vi,
-       When you stitched up his torn fly,
+       When you stitched his torn fly,
 Did you have to bite off the thread?"
 %
 He wasn't much of an actor, he wasn't much of a Governor -- Hell, they
@@ -1041,7 +1041,7 @@ Obscenity is the crutch of inarticulate motherfuckers.
 %
 Occident, n.:
        The part of the world lying west (or east) of the Orient.  It
-is largely inhabited by Christians, powerful sub-tribe of the
+is largely inhabited by Christians, a powerful sub-tribe of the
 Hypocrites, whose principal industries are murder and cheating, which
 they are pleased to call "war" and "commerce."  These, also, are the
 principal industries of the Orient.