1) "It's its"

2) Whitespace
3) You're all too old to be confusing "your" with "you're"

diff --git a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2
index aa13d1bc8493f5a246c2e1aa3af0bce0e04c259c..d76502661ec2f98e980a6141f6b10c1845f7642e 100644 (file)
--- a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2
+++ b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2
@@ -2757,7 +2757,7 @@ confirm who I am.
                -- Captain Freedom
 %
        Old Barlow was a crossing-tender at a junction where an express train
-demolished an automobile and it's occupants. Being the chief witness, his
+demolished an automobile and its occupants. Being the chief witness, his
 testimony was vitally important. Barlow explained that the night was dark,
 and he waved his lantern frantically, but the driver of the car paid
 no attention to the signal.
@@ -55376,7 +55376,7 @@ You're not Dave.  Who are you?
 You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
                -- Dean Martin
 %
-You're reasoning is excellent -- it's
+Your reasoning is excellent -- it's
 only your basic assumptions that are wrong.
 %
 You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny.

diff --git a/fortune/datfiles/limerick-o.real b/fortune/datfiles/limerick-o.real
index f058920bc90705004dcfd1bc4bc582d0b9d914cc..330ada2453b49b5e7e5a334ee76642f027201984 100644 (file)
--- a/fortune/datfiles/limerick-o.real
+++ b/fortune/datfiles/limerick-o.real
@@ -1151,7 +1151,7 @@ A vengeful technician named Schmitz
 Caused a disk drive to go on the fritz.
        He covered the platter
        With bats' fecal matter.
-Now it's seek time is really the pits.
+Now its seek time is really the pits.
 %
 A very odd pair are the Pitts:
 His balls are as large as her tits,

diff --git a/hack/rumors b/hack/rumors
index 39c6cc91818c4e3716eb2f66ef4ba07bfbec32df..964b3d66ea10f119ef1a9e00b3a8bb4a95ef2325 100644 (file)
--- a/hack/rumors
+++ b/hack/rumors
@@ -14,7 +14,7 @@ A dragon is just a Snake that ate a scroll of fire.
 A fading corridor enlightens your insight.
 A glowing potion is too hot to drink.
 A good amulet may protect you against guards.
-A homunculus wouldnt want to hurt a wizard.
+A homunculus wouldn't want to hurt a wizard.
 A jaguar shouldn't frighten you.
 A long worm can be defined recursively. So how should you attack it?
 A long worm hits with all of its length.
@@ -437,7 +437,7 @@ To hit or not to hit, that is the question.
 To reach heaven, escape the dungeon while wearing a ring of levitation.
 Tranquillizers might get you killed.
 Travel fast, use some magic speed!
-Tripe on its own is revolting,  but with onions it's delicious!
+Tripe on its own is revolting, but with onions it's delicious!
 Try hacking in the wee hours: you will have more room.
 Try the fall back end run play against ghosts.
 Ulch, that meat was painted.
@@ -446,7 +446,7 @@ Vampires hate garlic.
 Vault guards always make sure you aren't a shopkeeper.
 Vault guards never disturb their Lords.
 Visitors are requested not to apply genocide to shopkeepers.
-WARNING from H.M. Govt:  Quaffing may be dangerous to your health.
+WARNING from H.M. Govt: Quaffing may be dangerous to your health.
 Wanna fly? Eat a bat.
 Want a hint? Zap a wand of make invisible on your weapon!
 Want fun? Throw a potion in a pool and go swimming!