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@@ -1488,7 +1488,6 @@ The word "spine" is, of course, an anagram of "penis".  This is true in
 almost fifty percent of the languages of the Galaxy, and many people
 have attempted to explain why.  Usually these explanations get bogged
 down in silly puns about "standing erect".
-		-- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
 %
 The world is an 8000 mile in diameter spherical pile of shit.
 %
@@ -2016,3 +2015,15 @@ into your coffee.  You:
 "You have to regard everything I say with suspicion -- I may be trying
 to bullshit you, or I may just be bullshitting you inadvertently."
 		-- J. Wainwright, Mathematics 140b
+%
+	... But among the children of the Great Society there were
+those whose skins were black.  And lo!  Their portion was niggardly,
+and of the fatted calf they were sucking hind teat ...
+	Now it came to pass that a prophet rose up amongst them, and
+they called him King.  And he went unto Pharaoh and said, "Let my
+people go to the front of the bus."
+	But Pharaoh answered: "In the fullness of time and with all
+deliberate speed shall this thing come to pass.  When ye shall prove
+yourselves worthy, shall ye have your just portion -- yea, verily, like
+unto a snowball in Hell."
+		-- "The Begatting of a President"