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author | 2001-09-01 22:30:54 +0000 | |
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committer | 2001-09-01 22:30:54 +0000 | |
commit | 497035fa9370f5eadc956c6d553892e317bf6377 (patch) | |
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More quote cleanup. Remove a fortune that also is in -o.
Add a couple of fortunes I had lying around.
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diff --git a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes index 2fa3d8b8..2626a9d4 100644 --- a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes +++ b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes @@ -5904,6 +5904,10 @@ But in spite of it all, I'm able to grin, And think of the places my get-up has been. -- Pete Seeger % +I had this sudden vision of a klein pizza containing all the mozarella +in the world. + -- Peter da Silva +% I had to censor everything my sons watched ... even on the Mary Tyler Moore show I heard the word 'damn'! -- Mary Lou Bax @@ -6491,6 +6495,12 @@ I've seen better heads on half a pint of beer. I've seen, I SAY, I've seen better heads on a mug of beer. -- Senator Claghorn % +I've seen Sun monitors on fire off the side of the multimedia lab. +I've seen NTU lights glitter in the dark near the Mail Gate. +All these things will be lost in time, like the root partition last week. +Time to die... + -- Peter Gutmann +% I've touch'd the highest point of all my greatness; And from that full meridian of my glory I haste now to my setting. I shall fall, @@ -7404,6 +7414,11 @@ the interpreter's advantage for the other to have said. % Intolerance is the last defense of the insecure. % +I/O, I/O, +It's off to disk I go, +A bit or byte to read or write, +I/O, I/O, I/O +% INVENTORY Four be the things I am wiser to know: Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe. @@ -13471,8 +13486,6 @@ to fit their views ... which can be very uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering. -- Doctor Who, "Face of Evil" % -The voters have spoken, the bastards ... -% The wages of sin are death; but after they're done taking out taxes, it's just a tired feeling: % @@ -15573,6 +15586,12 @@ still there are some misfits who continue to insist that there is no such thing as progress. -- Ransom K. Ferm % +With trembling hands he unfurled the ancient cracked parchment, +this was the place, it had to be. Uncertainly he began to mumble the +chant "rdbms, sql, third normal formal form, java, table, scalable". +Something moved... From outside they heard a scream and a thud. +The sales department had awoken. +% Without ice cream life and fame are meaningless. % Wombat's Laws of Computer Selection: |