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authormjl <mjl@NetBSD.org>2001-09-01 22:30:54 +0000
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More quote cleanup. Remove a fortune that also is in -o.
Add a couple of fortunes I had lying around.
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@@ -5904,6 +5904,10 @@ But in spite of it all, I'm able to grin,
And think of the places my get-up has been.
-- Pete Seeger
%
+I had this sudden vision of a klein pizza containing all the mozarella
+in the world.
+ -- Peter da Silva
+%
I had to censor everything my sons watched ... even on the Mary Tyler
Moore show I heard the word 'damn'!
-- Mary Lou Bax
@@ -6491,6 +6495,12 @@ I've seen better heads on half a pint of beer.
I've seen, I SAY, I've seen better heads on a mug of beer.
-- Senator Claghorn
%
+I've seen Sun monitors on fire off the side of the multimedia lab.
+I've seen NTU lights glitter in the dark near the Mail Gate.
+All these things will be lost in time, like the root partition last week.
+Time to die...
+ -- Peter Gutmann
+%
I've touch'd the highest point of all my greatness;
And from that full meridian of my glory
I haste now to my setting. I shall fall,
@@ -7404,6 +7414,11 @@ the interpreter's advantage for the other to have said.
%
Intolerance is the last defense of the insecure.
%
+I/O, I/O,
+It's off to disk I go,
+A bit or byte to read or write,
+I/O, I/O, I/O
+%
INVENTORY
Four be the things I am wiser to know:
Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.
@@ -13471,8 +13486,6 @@ to fit their views ... which can be very uncomfortable if you happen to
be one of the facts that needs altering.
-- Doctor Who, "Face of Evil"
%
-The voters have spoken, the bastards ...
-%
The wages of sin are death; but after they're done taking out taxes,
it's just a tired feeling:
%
@@ -15573,6 +15586,12 @@ still there are some misfits who continue to insist that there is no
such thing as progress.
-- Ransom K. Ferm
%
+With trembling hands he unfurled the ancient cracked parchment,
+this was the place, it had to be. Uncertainly he began to mumble the
+chant "rdbms, sql, third normal formal form, java, table, scalable".
+Something moved... From outside they heard a scream and a thud.
+The sales department had awoken.
+%
Without ice cream life and fame are meaningless.
%
Wombat's Laws of Computer Selection: