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diff --git a/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-o.real b/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-o.real
index 64a30636..25f75a8d 100644
--- a/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-o.real
+++ b/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-o.real
@@ -1,53 +1,53 @@
-Never mind the bollocks, here's NetBSD.
+Anagrams for NetBSD core team:
+  Strobe mased net
+  Strobe mased ten
+  Erect teen bonds
+  A boned cream test
+  Cremate no debts
 		-- Julian Assange
 %
-NetBSD: Unix With Balls.
-		-- Andrew Gillham
-%
-NetBSD, stupid.
+NetBSD - Bits for Tits.
 		-- Julian Assange
 %
-NetBSD: No Sh;t!
-		-- Andrew Gillham
+NetBSD - Multiple Architectures lead to Multiple Orgasms.
+		-- Julian Assange
 %
-NetBSD: More Ports That A Cheap Whore
-		-- Andrew Gillham
+NetBSD - We put the OS in OrgaSm.
+		-- Julian Assange
 %
-NetBSD long theme: "Eat a queer fetus for Jesus, and run NetBSD!"
-		-- Mason Loring Bliss
+NetBSD - We sell rope.
 %
-NetBSD logo: Kiss-painted (w/tongue) Beastie stabbing a pitchfork
-       through a bloodied and obviously-in-horrible-pain Tux.
-		-- Mason Loring Bliss
+NetBSD - more ports than a Norwegian crack whore.
+		-- Julian Assange
 %
-NetBSD: better for your uptime than Viagra.
-		-- Daniel Carosone
+NetBSD - the semen in the money shot.
+		-- Julian Assange
 %
 NetBSD - we're on a mission from Hell.
 		-- Julian Assange
 %
-NetBSD - We put the OS in OrgaSm.
-		-- Julian Assange
+NetBSD logo: Kiss-painted (w/tongue) Beastie stabbing a pitchfork
+       through a bloodied and obviously-in-horrible-pain Tux.
+		-- Mason Loring Bliss
 %
-NetBSD - the semen in the money shot.
-		-- Julian Assange
+NetBSD long theme: "Eat a queer fetus for Jesus, and run NetBSD!"
+		-- Mason Loring Bliss
 %
-NetBSD - Multiple Architectures lead to Multiple Orgasms.
+NetBSD, stupid.
 		-- Julian Assange
 %
-NetBSD - more ports than a Norwegian crack whore.
-		-- Julian Assange
+NetBSD: More Ports That A Cheap Whore
+		-- Andrew Gillham
 %
-NetBSD - Bits for Tits.
-		-- Julian Assange
+NetBSD: No Sh;t!
+		-- Andrew Gillham
 %
-NetBSD - We sell rope.
+NetBSD: Unix With Balls.
+		-- Andrew Gillham
 %
-Anagrams for NetBSD core team:
-  Strobe mased net
-  Strobe mased ten
-  Erect teen bonds
-  A boned cream test
-  Cremate no debts
+NetBSD: better for your uptime than Viagra.
+		-- Daniel Carosone
+%
+Never mind the bollocks, here's NetBSD.
 		-- Julian Assange
 %