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authorpooka <pooka@NetBSD.org>2001-04-21 23:11:30 +0000
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NetBSD: You choose the hardware, we'll bring the OS.
from David Brownlee on netbsd-advocacy While I'm in here, sort the file using tools/do_sort to get the recently added fortunes into order.
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@@ -136,6 +136,9 @@ NetBSD - the power to swerve (penguins, worse than cane toads).
NetBSD: The Source is out there.
-- Greywolf
%
+NetBSD - The undiscriminated geek UNIX
+ -- Richard Rauch
+%
NetBSD - we have nothing to declare but our benchmarks.
-- Julian Assange
%
@@ -153,6 +156,11 @@ NetBSD - your basement or mine?
%
NetBSD: A drinking group with a serious computing problem.
%
+NetBSD: A pmap for every occasion.
+ -- David Brownlee
+%
+NetBSD: Abandon all hype, oh ye who enter here.
+%
NetBSD: Agnostics in the Platform Religious Wars.
-- Erik E. Fair
%
@@ -186,6 +194,9 @@ NetBSD: Designed to be {secure, reliable, portable, CORRECT}
NetBSD: Download one, get ${NUMPORTS}-1 for free.
-- Antti Kantee
%
+NetBSD: Empowering the VAX generation.
+ -- Andy Doran
+%
NetBSD: Everyone else is doin' it. But we're doin' it right.
-- Herb Peyerl
%
@@ -233,12 +244,12 @@ NetBSD is PAR -- Powerful, Advanced, Reliable. Is your OS up to PAR?
NetBSD is the bomb. (ok, bad idea)
-- Andrew Gillham
%
-NetBSD: It spanks the knickers off those other operating systems
- -- Brian D Chase
-%
NetBSD: It keeps on going...and going...and going...
-- Tom Harvey
%
+NetBSD: It spanks the knickers off those other operating systems
+ -- Brian D Chase
+%
NetBSD: it'll be there when you're ready for it
-- Greg Lehey
%
@@ -262,6 +273,9 @@ NetBSD: making all computer hardware a commodity.
NetBSD: Making your net work, and its free to boot!
-- Steve Woodford
%
+NetBSD: Masterly with distinction. Striking also.
+ -- Andy Doran
+%
NetBSD: May the Source be with you
-- Greg Earle
%
@@ -279,6 +293,9 @@ NetBSD: My Computer Runs!
NetBSD: My Computer Works!
-- Andrew Gillham
%
+NetBSD: My other computer also runs NetBSD.
+ -- David Brownlee
+%
NetBSD, Net Improvement.
-- Andrew Gillham
%
@@ -297,6 +314,9 @@ NetBSD: Network Your World.
NetBSD: Networking Space
-- Andrew Gillham
%
+NetBSD: No hype required.
+ -- David Brownlee
+%
NetBSD, No Worries!
-- Andrew Gillham
%
@@ -315,6 +335,12 @@ NetBSD: Oh my god! They support my hardware! You hackers!
NetBSD: Perpetual performance!
-- Lars-Johan Liman
%
+NetBSD: Pink fluffy chunks or green bits - the choice is yours.
+ -- Andy Doran
+%
+NetBSD: Ports to * boards.
+ -- Steve Woodford
+%
NetBSD: Power Your Net.
-- Andrew Gillham
%
@@ -464,12 +490,18 @@ NetBSD: Where do you want to have the power to serve, tomorrow?
NetBSD: Who do you Serve? And who do you Trust?
-- David Maxwell
%
+NetBSD will put hair on a UNIX admin's chest
+ -- Jason R. Fink
+%
NetBSD: Write Once, Run Everywhere. Java optional.
-- Todd Whitesel
%
NetBSD: You can't handle it.
-- Paul Newhouse
%
+NetBSD: You choose the hardware, we'll bring the OS.
+ -- David Brownlee
+%
Of course it runs NetBSD.
%
Portable. Supportable. NetBSD.
@@ -487,37 +519,7 @@ Where would you have rather been today, tomorrow? NetBSD.
With many thanks to the core team and UCB CSRG.
-- Greywolf
%
-NetBSD: Abandon all hype, oh ye who enter here.
-%
-NetBSD: Ports to * boards.
- -- Steve Woodford
-%
-NetBSD: Masterly with distinction. Striking also.
- -- Andy Doran
-%
-NetBSD: Pink fluffy chunks or green bits - the choice is yours.
- -- Andy Doran
-%
-NetBSD: Empowering the VAX generation.
- -- Andy Doran
-%
-NetBSD: A pmap for every occasion.
- -- David Brownlee
-%
-NetBSD: No hype required.
- -- David Brownlee
-%
-NetBSD: My other computer also runs NetBSD.
- -- David Brownlee
-%
-NetBSD will put hair on a UNIX admin's chest
- -- Jason R. Fink
-%
-NetBSD - The undiscriminated geek UNIX
- -- Richard Rauch
-%
Young or old; cutting edge or yesterday's NeWS, NetBSD is the UNIX for you.
It can be a hulking monster in your basement, or fit in the palm
of your hand.
-- Richard Rauch
-%