Merge in corrections/additions from Free/OpenBSD.

1 files changed, 42 insertions, 10 deletions

diff --git a/fortune/datfiles/zippy b/fortune/datfiles/zippy
index c9ed1061..fe95f180 100644
--- a/fortune/datfiles/zippy
+++ b/fortune/datfiles/zippy
@@ -1,4 +1,4 @@
-A can of ASPARAGUS, 73 pigeons, some LIVE ammo, and a FROZEN DAQUIRI!!
+A can of ASPARAGUS, 73 pigeons, some LIVE ammo, and a FROZEN DAIQUIRI!!
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 A dwarf is passing out somewhere in Detroit!
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@@ -9,6 +9,8 @@ with LILACS, LOLLIPOPS & small CHILDREN at the HUSH of twilight??
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 Actually, what I'd like is a little toy spaceship!!
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+Adopt my lifestyle or I'll have to press charges.
+%
 All I can think of is a platter of organic PRUNE CRISPS being trampled
 by an army of swarthy, Italian LOUNGE SINGERS ...
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@@ -48,6 +50,8 @@ MONTALBAN'S HAIR!
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 Are the STEWED PRUNES still in the HAIR DRYER?
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+Are we having fun yet?
+%
 Are we live or on tape?
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 Are we on STRIKE yet?
@@ -111,7 +115,7 @@ LEFT at th'HOLIDAY INN!!  JOIN the CREDIT WORLD!!  MAKE me an OFFER!!!
 CONGRATULATIONS!  Now should I make thinly veiled comments about
 DIGNITY, self-esteem and finding TRUE FUN in your RIGHT VENTRICLE??
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-Content:  80% POLYESTER, 20% DACRONi ... The waitress's UNIFORM sheds
+Content:  80% POLYESTER, 20% DACRON ... The waitress's UNIFORM sheds
 TARTAR SAUCE like an 8" by 10" GLOSSY ...
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 Could I have a drug overdose?
@@ -133,7 +137,7 @@ DIDI ... is that a MARTIAN name, or, are we in ISRAEL?
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 Didn't I buy a 1951 Packard from you last March in Cairo?
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-Disco oil bussing will create a throbbing naugahide pipeline running
+Disco oil bussing will create a throbbing naugahyde pipeline running
 straight to the tropics from the rug producing regions and devalue the
 dollar!
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@@ -193,6 +197,8 @@ for ARTIFICIAL FLAVORING!!
 Four thousand different MAGNATES, MOGULS & NABOBS are romping in my
 gothic solarium!!
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+Frivolity is a stern taskmaster.
+%
 FROZEN ENTREES may be flung by members of opposing SWANSON SECTS ...
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 FUN is never having to say you're SUSHI!!
@@ -227,7 +233,7 @@ He is the MELBA-BEING ... the ANGEL CAKE ... XEROX him ... XEROX him --
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 He probably just wants to take over my CELLS and then EXPLODE inside me
 like a BARREL of runny CHOPPED LIVER!  Or maybe he'd like to
-PSYCHOLIGICALLY TERRORISE ME until I have no objection to a RIGHT-WING
+PSYCHOLOGICALLY TERRORISE ME until I have no objection to a RIGHT-WING
 MILITARY TAKEOVER of my apartment!!  I guess I should call AL PACINO!
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 HELLO KITTY gang terrorizes town, family STICKERED to death!
@@ -288,7 +294,7 @@ MOUSTACHE ...  Have you ever noticed th' way it radiates SINCERITY,
 HONESTY & WARMTH?  It's a MOUSTACHE you want to take HOME and introduce
 to NANCY SINATRA!
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-How many retured bricklayers from FLORIDA are out purchasing PENCIL
+How many retired bricklayers from FLORIDA are out purchasing PENCIL
 SHARPENERS right NOW??
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 How's it going in those MODULAR LOVE UNITS??
@@ -317,6 +323,8 @@ I am NOT a nut....
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 I appoint you ambassador to Fantasy Island!!!
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+I believe in wash fulfillment.
+%
 I brought my BOWLING BALL -- and some DRUGS!!
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 I can't decide which WRONG TURN to make first!!
@@ -351,7 +359,7 @@ I feel better about world problems now!
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 I feel like a wet parking meter on Darvon!
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-I feel like I am sharing a ``CORN-DOG'' with NIKITA KHRUSCHEV ...
+I feel like I am sharing a ``CORN-DOG'' with NIKITA KHRUSHCHEV ...
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 I feel like I'm in a Toilet Bowl with a thumbtack in my forehead!!
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@@ -410,6 +418,10 @@ I invented skydiving in 1989!
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 I joined scientology at a garage sale!!
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+I just accepted provolone into my life.
+%
+I just forgot my Social Security number.
+%
 I just forgot my whole philosophy of life!!!
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 I just got my PRINCE bumper sticker ... But now I can't remember WHO he
@@ -477,6 +489,8 @@ MISAPPREHENSIONS ...
 I think I'll KILL myself by leaping out of this 14th STORY WINDOW while
 reading ERICA JONG'S poetry!!
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+I think I'm having a mid-week crisis.
+%
 I think my career is ruined!
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 I used to be a FUNDAMENTALIST, but then I heard about the HIGH
@@ -484,11 +498,13 @@ RADIATION LEVELS and bought an ENCYCLOPEDIA!!
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 ... I want a COLOR T.V. and a VIBRATING BED!!!
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+I want a mega-meal in a mega-mall.
+%
 I want a VEGETARIAN BURRITO to go ... with EXTRA MSG!!
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 I want a WESSON OIL lease!!
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-I want another RE-WRITE on my CEASAR SALAD!!
+I want another RE-WRITE on my CAESAR SALAD!!
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 I want EARS!  I want two ROUND BLACK EARS to make me feel warm 'n
 secure!!
@@ -554,6 +570,8 @@ SONTAG!!
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 I'm a nuclear submarine under the polar ice cap and I need a Kleenex!
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+I'm afraid! I need something in a heavy cream sauce.
+%
 I'm also against BODY-SURFING!!
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 I'm also pre-POURED pre-MEDITATED and pre-RAPHAELITE!!
@@ -695,6 +713,8 @@ If our behavior is strict, we do not need fun!
 If Robert Di Niro assassinates Walter Slezak, will Jodie Foster marry
 Bonzo??
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+If you can't say something nice, say something surrealistic.
+%
 In 1962, you could buy a pair of SHARKSKIN SLACKS, with a "Continental
 Belt," for $10.99!!
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@@ -773,7 +793,7 @@ ASHTRAYS ...
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 Let me do my TRIBUTE to FISHNET STOCKINGS ...
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-Let's all show human CONCERN for REVERAND MOON's legal difficulties!!
+Let's all show human CONCERN for REVEREND MOON's legal difficulties!!
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 Let's send the Russians defective lifestyle accessories!
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@@ -803,7 +823,7 @@ Maybe we could paint GOLDIE HAWN a rich PRUSSIAN BLUE --
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 MERYL STREEP is my obstetrician!
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-MMM-MM!!  So THIS is BIO-NEBULATION! 
+MMM-MM!!  So THIS is BIO-NEBULATION!
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 Mmmmmm-MMMMMM!!  A plate of STEAMING PIECES of a PIG mixed with the
 shreds of SEVERAL CHICKENS!! ... Oh BOY!!  I'm about to swallow a
@@ -822,6 +842,8 @@ My Aunt MAUREEN was a military advisor to IKE & TINA TURNER!!
 My BIOLOGICAL ALARM CLOCK just went off ... It has noiseless DOZE
 FUNCTION and full kitchen!!
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+My boxer shorts just went on a rampage through a Long Island bowling alley.
+%
 My CODE of ETHICS is vacationing at famed SCHROON LAKE in upstate New
 York!!
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@@ -868,6 +890,8 @@ NEWARK has been REZONED!!  DES MOINES has been REZONED!!
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 Nipples, dimples, knuckles, NICKLES, wrinkles, pimples!!
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+Nobody brings small problems into a laundromat.
+%
 Not SENSUOUS ... only "FROLICSOME" ... and in need of DENTAL WORK ...
 in PAIN!!!
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@@ -884,7 +908,7 @@ BROKEN PLASTIC FORKS in it!!
 Now I'm concentrating on a specific tank battle toward the end of World
 War II!
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-Now I'm having INSIPID THOUGHTS about the beatiful, round wives of
+Now I'm having INSIPID THOUGHTS about the beautiful, round wives of
 HOLLYWOOD MOVIE MOGULS encased in PLEXIGLASS CARS and being approached
 by SMALL BOYS selling FRUIT ...
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@@ -975,11 +999,15 @@ PUNK ROCK!!  DISCO DUCK!!  BIRTH CONTROL!!
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 Quick, sing me the BUDAPEST NATIONAL ANTHEM!!
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+Reality distorts my sense of television.
+%
 RELATIVES!!
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 Remember, in 2039, MOUSSE & PASTA will be available ONLY by
 prescription!!
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+Remote keyless entry, remote keyless entry, remote keyless entry!
+%
 RHAPSODY in Glue!
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 SANTA CLAUS comes down a FIRE ESCAPE wearing bright blue LEG WARMERS
@@ -1116,6 +1144,8 @@ Nipples, dimples, knuckles, NICKLES, wrinkles, pimples!!
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 TONY RANDALL!  Is YOUR life a PATIO of FUN??
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+Treasure your spin cycle.
+%
 Uh-oh -- WHY am I suddenly thinking of a VENERABLE religious leader
 frolicking on a FORT LAUDERDALE weekend?
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@@ -1135,6 +1165,8 @@ Used staples are good with SOY SAUCE!
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 VICARIOUSLY experience some reason to LIVE!!
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+Virtual reality isn't what it used to be.
+%
 Vote for ME -- I'm well-tapered, half-cocked, ill-conceived and
 TAX-DEFERRED!
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