Typo fixes.

2 files changed, 4 insertions, 4 deletions

diff --git a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
index a6796041..be6b88f8 100644
--- a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
+++ b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
@@ -10919,7 +10919,7 @@ of chemical pollutant in their drinking water.  That is why I pledge to
 do all that I can to protect the environment of this great nation of
 ours, and put prayer back in the schools, where it belongs.  What we
 need is jobs, not empty promises.  I realize I'm risking my political
-career be being so outspoken on a sensitive issue such as the MX, but
+career by being so outspoken on a sensitive issue such as the MX, but
 that's just the kind of straight-talking honest person I am, and I
 can't help it.
 		-- Dave Barry, "On Presidential Politics"
diff --git a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2
index 547657ff..f2629a8f 100644
--- a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2
+++ b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2
@@ -674,7 +674,7 @@ days old.  He heard that a foal and his mummy are soon parted.
 long-distance caw.
 	A musical reviewer admitted he always praised the first show of a
 new theatrical season.  "Who am I to stone the first cast?"
-	A hard-luck actor who appeared in one coloossal disaster after another
+	A hard-luck actor who appeared in one colossal disaster after another
 finally got a break, a broken leg to be exact.  Someone pointed out that it's
 the first time the poor fellow's been in the same cast for more than a week.
 %
@@ -1032,7 +1032,7 @@ with social conventions?"
 %
 	A ranger was walking through the forest and encountered a hunter
 carrying a shotgun and a dead loon.  "What in the world do you think you're
-doing?  Don't you know that the loon is on the endagered species list?"
+doing?  Don't you know that the loon is on the endangered species list?"
 	Instead of answering, the hunter showed the ranger his game bag,
 which contained twelve more loons.
 	"Why would you shoot loons?", the ranger asked.
@@ -1110,7 +1110,7 @@ secrets... so naturally British electronics leak smoke.
 		-- Jack Banton, PCC Automotive Electrical School
 %
 	A shy teenage boy finally worked up the nerve to give a gift to
-Maddona, a young puppy.  It hitched its waggin' to a star.
+Madonna, a young puppy.  It hitched its waggin' to a star.
 	A girl spent a couple hours on the phone talking to her two best
 friends, Maureen Jones, and Maureen Brown.  When asked by her father why she
 had been on the phone so long, she responded "I heard a funny story today