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author | hwr <hwr@NetBSD.org> | 1999-09-12 10:15:46 +0000 |
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committer | hwr <hwr@NetBSD.org> | 1999-09-12 10:15:46 +0000 |
commit | b5d964818fa913232f654a2fa2e71aa7676d6360 (patch) | |
tree | 59f6408564a59c0dd66c0ffaa69113d471df6a37 /fortune | |
parent | 3e11138845e87c81c64ad0618b208e8994ec0a3a (diff) | |
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Split limericks into "normal" and "offensive" ones.
Fixes PR 6202 by Matthias Grutzeck <grut@teco.edu>.
Diffstat (limited to 'fortune')
-rw-r--r-- | fortune/datfiles/Makefile | 17 | ||||
-rw-r--r-- | fortune/datfiles/limerick | 44 | ||||
-rw-r--r-- | fortune/datfiles/limerick-o.fake (renamed from fortune/datfiles/limerick.fake) | 0 | ||||
-rw-r--r-- | fortune/datfiles/limerick-o.real (renamed from fortune/datfiles/limerick.real) | 63 |
4 files changed, 53 insertions, 71 deletions
diff --git a/fortune/datfiles/Makefile b/fortune/datfiles/Makefile index f4626c12..a429b4c7 100644 --- a/fortune/datfiles/Makefile +++ b/fortune/datfiles/Makefile @@ -1,12 +1,12 @@ -# $NetBSD: Makefile,v 1.23 1999/08/04 22:45:09 thorpej Exp $ +# $NetBSD: Makefile,v 1.24 1999/09/12 10:15:46 hwr Exp $ # @(#)Makefile 8.2 (Berkeley) 4/19/94 .include <bsd.own.mk> # for INSTALL_OFFENSIVE_FORTUNES -SRCFILES= fortunes fortunes2 startrek zippy unamerican +SRCFILES= fortunes fortunes2 startrek zippy unamerican-o limerick DATFILES= fortunes.dat fortunes2.dat startrek.dat zippy.dat \ fortunes-o fortunes-o.dat fortunes2-o fortunes2-o.dat \ - limerick limerick.dat unamerican unamerican.dat + limerick.dat limerick-o.dat unamerican-o unamerican-o.dat # TO AVOID INSTALLING THE POTENTIALLY OFFENSIVE FORTUNES, RUN 'make' with # "INSTALL_OFFENSIVE_FORTUNES=NO", or set "INSTALL_OFFENSIVE_FORTUNES=NO" @@ -33,12 +33,13 @@ all: ${DATFILES} # Normal fortunes: build directly from data files. -fortunes.dat fortunes2.dat startrek.dat zippy.dat: +fortunes.dat fortunes2.dat startrek.dat zippy.dat limerick.dat: ${STRFILE} -rs ${.CURDIR}/${.TARGET:R} ${.TARGET} fortunes.dat: fortunes fortunes2.dat: fortunes2 startrek.dat: startrek zippy.dat: zippy +limerick.dat: limerick # Obscene fortunes: we have to build source and data files @@ -52,14 +53,14 @@ fortunes2-o: fortunes2-o.${TYPE} fortunes2-o.dat: fortunes2-o ${STRFILE} -rsx ${.ALLSRC} ${.TARGET} -limerick: limerick.${TYPE} +limerick-o: limerick-o.${TYPE} tr [a-zA-Z] [n-za-mN-ZA-M] < ${.ALLSRC} > ${.TARGET} -limerick.dat: limerick +limerick-o.dat: limerick-o ${STRFILE} -rsx ${.ALLSRC} ${.TARGET} -unamerican: unamerican.${TYPE} +unamerican-o: unamerican-o.${TYPE} tr [a-zA-Z] [n-za-mN-ZA-M] < ${.ALLSRC} > ${.TARGET} -unamerican.dat: unamerican +unamerican-o.dat: unamerican-o ${STRFILE} -rsx ${.ALLSRC} ${.TARGET} diff --git a/fortune/datfiles/limerick b/fortune/datfiles/limerick new file mode 100644 index 00000000..0dccb1ff --- /dev/null +++ b/fortune/datfiles/limerick @@ -0,0 +1,44 @@ +A computer called Illiac4 +Had a rather tough bug in its core. + It chewed up its cards + And spewed yards and yards +Of illegible tape on the floor. +% +A computer, to print out a fact, +Will divide, multiply, and subtract. + But this output can be + No more than debris, +If the input was short of exact. + -- Gigo +% +A dreary young bank clerk named Fennis +Wished to foster an aura of menace; + To make people afraid + He wore gloves of grey suede +And white footgear intended for tennis. + -- Edward Gorey +% +A hacker who screwed a mag tape +Was caught and convicted of rape. + To jail he did go, + From which, to his woe +He couldn't get out with ESC. +% +A linguist thought it a farce +That memory space was so sparse. + One day they increased it. + Said he as he seized it: +"At last! Enough core for the parse". +% +A progressive professor named Winners +Held classes each evening for sinners. + They were graded and spaced + So the vile and debased +Would not be held back by beginners. +% +A very intelligent turtle +Found programming UNIX a hurdle + The system, you see, + Ran as slow as did he, +And that's not saying much for the turtle. +% diff --git a/fortune/datfiles/limerick.fake b/fortune/datfiles/limerick-o.fake index 3b3f5a3d..3b3f5a3d 100644 --- a/fortune/datfiles/limerick.fake +++ b/fortune/datfiles/limerick-o.fake diff --git a/fortune/datfiles/limerick.real b/fortune/datfiles/limerick-o.real index f7521b03..1798d23c 100644 --- a/fortune/datfiles/limerick.real +++ b/fortune/datfiles/limerick-o.real @@ -7,24 +7,12 @@ And the worst of it was that it did! A bather whose clothing was strewed By breezes that left her quite nude, Saw a man come along - And, unless I am wrong, -You expected this line to be lewd. -% -A bather whose clothing was strewed -By breezes that left her quite nude, - Saw a man come along And, unless I'm quite wrong, You expected this line to be lewd. % A beat schizophrenic said, "Me? I am not I, I'm a tree." But another, more sane, - Shouted, "I'm a great dane " -And covered his pants leg with pee. -% -A beat schizophrenic said, "Me? -I am not I, I'm a tree." - But another, more sane, Shouted, "I'm a Great Dane!" And covered his pants leg with pee. % @@ -171,19 +159,6 @@ Remarked as she swallowed my semen : I must watch every calorie, So I get `ahead' eating you he-men!" % -A computer called Illiac4 -Had a rather tough bug in its core. - It chewed up its cards - And spewed yards and yards -Of illegible tape on the floor. -% -A computer, to print out a fact, -Will divide, multiply, and subtract. - But this output can be - No more than debris, -If the input was short of exact. - -- Gigo -% A contortionist hailing from Lynch Used to rent out his tool by the inch. A foot cost a quid -- @@ -298,20 +273,6 @@ Whose overworked sex is all callous, On uncircumcised Ray, Through exuberance, tightness, and malice. % -A dreary young bank clerk named Fennis -Wished to foster an aura of menace; - To make people afraid - He wore gloves of grey suede -And white footgear intended for tennis. - -- Edward Gorey -% -A dreary young bank clerk named Fennis -Wished to foster an aura of menace. - To make people afraid - He wore gloves of grey suede -And white footgear intended for tennis. - -- Edward Gorey, "Amphigorey" -% A dulcet-voiced callgirl named Shedd, Who's cultured, well-spoken, well-bred, Had achieved some reknown @@ -483,12 +444,6 @@ Holds a CS professor in slavery. He deflowers young owls, That he keeps in an underground aviary. % -A hacker who screwed a mag tape -Was caught and convicted of rape. - To jail he did go, - From which, to his woe -He couldn't get out with ESC. -% A hacker-turned-pervert named Fisk Made love to the drive of his disk. The thing circumsized him, @@ -692,12 +647,6 @@ Into space that is quite economical. So seldom are clean, And the clean ones so seldom are comical. % -A linguist thought it a farce -That memory space was so sparse. - One day they increased it. - Said he as he seized it: -"At last! Enough core for the parse". -% A lonely young lad of Eton Used always to sleep with the heat on, Till he ran into a lass @@ -994,12 +943,6 @@ Said, I'm the match for any machine. Just acres of in-line routine. -- W.J. Wilson % -A progressive professor named Winners -Held classes each evening for sinners. - They were graded and spaced - So the vile and debased -Would not be held back by beginners. -% A rapist who reeked of cheap booze Attempted to ravish Miss Hughes. She cried, "I suppose @@ -1241,12 +1184,6 @@ Caused a disk drive to go on the fritz. With bats' fecal matter. Now it's seek time is really the pits. % -A very intelligent turtle -Found programming UNIX a hurdle - The system, you see, - Ran as slow as did he, -And that's not saying much for the turtle. -% A very odd pair are the Pitts: His balls are as large as her tits, Her tits are as large |