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diff --git a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes index afdd8814..4b7e5530 100644 --- a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes +++ b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes @@ -13633,11 +13633,6 @@ tied during the month of April. There is a natural hootchy-kootchy to a goldfish. -- Walt Disney % -There is a road to freedom. Its milestones are Obedience, Endeavor, -Honesty, Order, Cleanliness, Sobriety, Truthfulness, Sacrifice, and -love of the Fatherland. - -- Adolf Hitler -% There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and diff --git a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real index d239f0d1..54435be5 100644 --- a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real +++ b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real @@ -1728,3 +1728,8 @@ deliberate speed shall this thing come to pass. When ye shall prove yourselves worthy, shall ye have your just portion -- yea, verily, like unto a snowball in Hell." -- "The Begatting of a President" +% +There is a road to freedom. Its milestones are Obedience, Endeavor, Honesty, +Order, Cleanliness, Sobriety, Truthfulness, Sacrifice, and love of the +Fatherland. + -- Adolf Hitler diff --git a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 index 89a87aed..aa4df19c 100644 --- a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 +++ b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 @@ -15803,10 +15803,6 @@ question." [actually, the term "bug" had even earlier usage in regard to problems with radio hardware. Ed.] % -Everlasting peace will come to the world when the last man has slain -the last but one. - -- Adolf Hitler -% Every 4 seconds a woman has a baby. Our problem is to find this woman and stop her. % @@ -21618,9 +21614,6 @@ I give you the man who -- the man who -- uh, I forgets the man who? I go on working for the same reason a hen goes on laying eggs. -- H.L. Mencken % -I go the way that Providence dictates. - -- Adolf Hitler -% "I got into an elevator at work and this man followed in after me... I pushed '1' and he just stood there... I said 'Hi, where you going?' He said, 'Phoenix.' So I pushed Phoenix. A few seconds later the doors @@ -22670,12 +22663,6 @@ a little girl who won't eat her dinner or a great big man with cocaine in his veins. -- Sigmund Freud, in a letter to his fiancee % -I shall give a propagandist reason for starting the war, no matter whether -it is plausible or not. The victor will not be asked afterwards whether -he told the truth or not. When starting and waging war it is not right -that matters, but victory. - -- Adolf Hitler -% I shot an arrow in to the air, and it stuck. -- graffito in Los Angeles @@ -24080,10 +24067,6 @@ If I love you, what business is it of yours? If I love you, what business is it of yours? -- Johann van Goethe % -If I made peace with Russia today, I'd only attack her again tomorrow. I -just couldn't help myself. - -- Adolf Hitler -% If I promised you the moon and the stars, would you believe it? -- Alan Parsons Project % @@ -25650,10 +25633,6 @@ way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining. -- Jef Raskin % -Imagine me going around with a pot belly. -It would mean political ruin. - -- Adolf Hitler -% Imagine that Cray computer decides to make a personal computer. It has a 150 MHz processor, 200 megabytes of RAM, 1500 megabytes of disk storage, a screen resolution of 1024 x 1024 pixels, relies entirely on voice recognition @@ -40269,9 +40248,6 @@ made of things. % Success is something I will dress for when I get there, and not until. % -Success is the sole earthly judge of right and wrong. - -- Adolf Hitler, "Mein Kampf" -% Succumb to natural tendencies. Be hateful and boring. % Such a fine first dream! @@ -40883,9 +40859,6 @@ called you from here." Texas is Hell on woman and horses. -- Wayne Oakes % -Thank God I've always avoided persecuting my enemies. - -- Adolf Hitler -% Thank you for observing all safety precautions. % That all men should be brothers is the dream of people who have no brothers. @@ -41456,10 +41429,6 @@ The Briggs - Chase Law of Program Development: % The British are coming! The British are coming! % -The broad mass of a nation... will more easily -fall victim to a big lie than to a small one. - -- Adolf Hitler, "Mein Kampf" -% The brotherhood of man is not a mere poet's dream; it is a most depressing and humiliating reality. -- Oscar Wilde @@ -45385,10 +45354,6 @@ The use of money is all the advantage there is to having money. % The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output. % -The very first essential for success is a perpetually -constant and regular employment of violence. - -- Adolf Hitler, "Mein Kampf" -% The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. Instead of altering their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit their views ... which can be very uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the @@ -46268,11 +46233,6 @@ wooden toilet seats. It's called the Birch John Society. % -There is a road to freedom. Its milestones are Obedience, Endeavor, Honesty, -Order, Cleanliness, Sobriety, Truthfulness, Sacrifice, and love of the -Fatherland. - -- Adolf Hitler -% There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There @@ -50834,9 +50794,6 @@ What kind of sordid business are you on now? I mean, man, whither goest thou? Whither goest thou, America, in thy shiny car in the night? -- Jack Kerouac % -What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - -- Adolf Hitler -% What makes the Universe so hard to comprehend is that there's nothing to compare it with. % @@ -53318,11 +53275,6 @@ who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty? % Would you people stop playing these stupid games?!?!?!!!! % -Would you please have another look at my nose and put in that cocaine -stuff.... - -- Adolf Hitler, quoted by Dr. Giesing in Nuremberg trial - testimony, 1947 -% Would you *really* want to get on a non-stop flight? -- George Carlin % @@ -55514,4 +55466,3 @@ can invent a pleasure. I don't want to be at the mercy of my emotions. I want to use them, to enjoy them, and to dominate them. -- Oscar Wilde % - diff --git a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o.real b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o.real index 4c05864b..ded3f84d 100644 --- a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o.real +++ b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o.real @@ -13831,3 +13831,51 @@ A highly intelligent man should take a primitive woman. Imagine if on top of everything else, I had a woman who interfered with my work. -- Adolf Hitler % +Everlasting peace will come to the world when the last man has slain +the last but one. + -- Adolf Hitler +% +I go the way that Providence dictates. + -- Adolf Hitler +% +I shall give a propagandist reason for starting the war, no matter whether +it is plausible or not. The victor will not be asked afterwards whether +he told the truth or not. When starting and waging war it is not right +that matters, but victory. + -- Adolf Hitler +% +If I made peace with Russia today, I'd only attack her again tomorrow. I +just couldn't help myself. + -- Adolf Hitler +% +Imagine me going around with a pot belly. +It would mean political ruin. + -- Adolf Hitler +% +Success is the sole earthly judge of right and wrong. + -- Adolf Hitler, "Mein Kampf" +% +Thank God I've always avoided persecuting my enemies. + -- Adolf Hitler +% +The broad mass of a nation... will more easily +fall victim to a big lie than to a small one. + -- Adolf Hitler, "Mein Kampf" +% +The very first essential for success is a perpetually +constant and regular employment of violence. + -- Adolf Hitler, "Mein Kampf" +% +There is a road to freedom. Its milestones are Obedience, Endeavor, Honesty, +Order, Cleanliness, Sobriety, Truthfulness, Sacrifice, and love of the +Fatherland. + -- Adolf Hitler +% +What luck for the rulers that men do not think. + -- Adolf Hitler +% +Would you please have another look at my nose and put in that cocaine +stuff.... + -- Adolf Hitler, quoted by Dr. Giesing in Nuremberg trial + testimony, 1947 +% |