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+71:
+ 69 jvgu gjb svatref hc lbhe nff.
+ -- Trbetr Pneyva
+%
+N ongure jubfr pybguvat jnf fgerjrq
+Ol oerrmrf gung yrsg ure dhvgr ahqr,
+ Fnj n zna pbzr nybat
+ Naq, hayrff V'z dhvgr jebat,
+Lbh rkcrpgrq guvf yvar gb or yrjq.
+%
+N orng fpuvmbcueravp fnvq, "Zr?
+V nz abg V, V'z n gerr."
+ Ohg nabgure, zber fnar,
+ Fubhgrq, "V'z n Terng Qnar!"
+Naq pbirerq uvf cnagf yrt jvgu crr.
+%
+N ohernhpenpl vf yvxr n frcgvp gnax -- nyy gur ernyyl ovt fuvgf sybng
+gb gur gbc.
+%
+N Puevfgvna vf n zna jub srryf ercragnapr ba Fhaqnl sbe jung ur qvq ba
+Fngheqnl naq vf tbvat gb qb ba Zbaqnl.
+ -- Gubznf Loneen
+%
+N pbafreingvir vf n zna jub oryvrirf gung abguvat fubhyq or qbar sbe
+gur svefg gvzr.
+ -- Nyserq R. Jvttnz
+%
+N pbafreingvir vf n zna jvgu gjb cresrpgyl tbbq yrtf jub unf arire
+yrnearq gb jnyx.
+ -- Senaxyva Q. Ebbfriryg
+%
+N sevraq jvgu jrrq vf n sevraq vaqrrq.
+%
+N uneq zna vf tbbq gb svaq.
+%
+N zna arrqf n zvfgerff, whfg gb oernx gur zbabtnzl.
+%
+N zngurzngvpvna anzrq Unyy
+Unf n urknurqebavpny onyy,
+ Naq gur phor bs vgf jrvtug
+ Gvzrf uvf crpxre'f, cyhf rvtug
+Vf uvf cubar ahzore -- tvir uvz n pnyy..
+%
+"N Zbezba vf n zna gung unf gur onq gnfgr naq gur eryvtvba gb qb jung n
+tbbq znal bgure crbcyr ner erfgenvarq sebz qbvat ol pbafpvragvbhf
+fpehcyrf naq gur cbyvpr."
+ -- Ze. Qbbyrl
+%
+N Avkba [vf cersrenoyr gb] n Qrna Ehfx -- jub jvyy or cnffvbangryl
+jebat jvgu n uvtu frafr bs pbafvfgrapl.
+ -- W. X. Tnyoenvgu
+%
+N aba-irtrgnevna nagv-nobegvbavfg vf n pbagenqvpgvba va grezf.
+ -- Culyyvf Fpuynsyl
+%
+N alzcu uvgf lbh naq fgrnyf lbhe ivetvavgl.
+%
+N crefba jub unf obgu srrg cynagrq svezyl va gur nve pna or fnsryl
+pnyyrq n yvoreny.
+%
+N cerggl lbhat ynql anzrq Ibtry
+Bapr fng urefrys qbja ba n zbyruvyy.
+ N phevbhf zbyr
+ Abfrq vagb ure ubyr --
+Zf. Ibtry'f bx, ohg gur zbyr'f vyy.
+%
+N cerggl lbhat znvqra sebz Senapr
+Qrpvqrq fur'q "whfg gnxr n punapr."
+ Fur yrg urefrys tb
+ Sbe na ubhe be fb
+Naq abj nyy ure fvfgref ner nhagf.
+%
+N Chevgna vf fbzrbar jub vf qrnguyl nsenvq gung fbzrbar, fbzrjurer, vf
+univat sha.
+%
+N ernpgvbanel vf n zna jubfr cbyvgvpny bcvavbaf nyjnlf znantr gb xrrc
+hc jvgu lrfgreqnl.
+%
+N erznexnoyr enpr ner gur Crefvnaf;
+Gurl unir fhpu crphyvne qvirefvbaf.
+ Gurl znxr ybir gur jubyr qnl
+ Va gur hfhny jnl
+Naq fnir hc gur avtugf sbe creirefvbaf.
+%
+N grnz cynlvat onfronyy va Qnyynf
+Pnyyrq gur hzcver oyvaq bhg bs znyvpr.
+ Juvyr guvf jbegul unq svgf
+ Gur grnz znqr rvtug uvgf
+Naq n tvey va gur oyrnpuref anzrq Nyvpr.
+%
+N jnagba lbhat ynql sebz Jvzyrl
+Ercebnpurq sbe abg npgvat dhvgr cevzyl
+ Fnvq, "Urniraf nobir!
+ V xabj frk vfa'g ybir,
+Ohg vg'f fhpu na ragenapvat snpfvzvyr."
+%
+N jvqbj jub snapvrq n zna fbzr
+Jnf qvqqyrq guerr gvzrf va n unafbzr.
+ Jura fur pynzberq sbe zber
+ Ure lbhat zna orpnzr fber
+Naq rkpynvzrq "Zl anzr'f Fvzcfba abg Fnzfba."
+%
+"N jbzna vf yvxr n qerffre ... fbzr zna nyjnlf tbva' guebhtu ure
+qenjref."
+ -- Oyvaq Yrzba Cyrqtr
+%
+N jbeevrq lbhat zna sebz Fgnzobhy
+Sbhaqf ybgf bs erq fcbgf ba uvf gbby.
+ Fnvq gur qbpgbe, n plavp,
+ "Trg bhg bs zl pyvavp;
+Whfg jvcr bss gur yvcfgvpx, lbh sbby!"
+%
+N.V. unpxref qb vg jvgu ebobgf.
+%
+Nofvagur znxrf gur gneg tebj sbaqre.
+%
+"Npprcgnapr jvgubhg cebbs vf gur shaqnzragny punenpgrevfgvp bs Jrfgrea
+eryvtvba, Erwrpgvba jvgubhg cebbs vf gur shaqnzragny punenpgrevfgvp bs
+Jrfgrea fpvrapr."
+ -- Tnel Mhxni, "Gur Qnapvat Jh Yv Znfgref"
+%
+Npuvyyrf' Ovbybtvpny Svaqvatf:
+ (1) Vs n puvyq ybbxf yvxr uvf sngure, gung'f urerqvgl. Vs ur
+ ybbxf yvxr n arvtuobe, gung'f raivebazrag.
+ (2) N ybg bs gvzr unf orra jnfgrq nethvat bire jung pnzr svefg
+ -- gur puvpxra be gur rtt. Vg jnf haqbhogrqyl gur
+ ebbfgre.
+%
+Nvqr gb Enltha: Fve, gur cbbe ner bhgfvqr cebgrfgvat lbhe ohqtrg
+ phgf.
+Enltha uvzfrys: Gryy gurz gurl'yy unir gb uryc gurzfryirf.
+Nvqr gb Enltha: Fve, gur Cragntba jnagf nabgure $30 ovyyvba.
+Enltha uvzfrys: Gryy gurz gb uryc gurzfryirf.
+%
+Nyy n unpxre arrqf vf n gvtug CHFUW, n ybbfr cnve bs HHBf, naq n jnez
+cynpr gb fuvsg.
+%
+Nyy gur jngref bs gur rnegu ner va gur nezcvg bs gur Terng Sebt.
+ -- E. Pehzo
+%
+Nyy guvatf qhyy naq htyl, Nyy perngherf fubeg naq fdhng,
+ Nyy guvatf ehqr naq anfgl, Gur Ybeq Tbq znqr gur ybg;
+Rnpu yvggyr fanxr gung cbvfbaf, Rnpu yvggyr jnfc gung fgvatf,
+ Ur znqr gurve oehgvfu irabz, Ur znqr gurve ubeevq jvatf.
+Nyy guvatf fvpx naq pnaprebhf, Nyy rivy terng naq fznyy,
+ Nyy guvatf sbhy naq qnatrebhf, Gur Ybeq Tbq znqr gurz nyy.
+Rnpu anfgl yvggyr ubearg, Rnpu ornfgyl yvggyr fdhvq.
+ Jub znqr gur fcvxrl hepuva? Jub znqr gur funexf? Ur qvq.
+Nyy guvatf fpnoorq naq hyprebhf, Nyy cbk obgu terng naq fznyy.
+ Chgevq, sbhy naq tnaterabhf, Gur Ybeq Tbq znqr gurz nyy.
+ -- Zbagl Clguba'f Sylvat Pvephf
+%
+Nzrevpn vf n ynetr, sevraqyl qbt va n irel fznyy ebbz. Rirel gvzr vg
+jntf vgf gnvy, vg xabpxf bire n punve.
+ -- Neabyq Wbfrcu Gblaorr
+%
+Na nepuvgrpg sryybj anzrq Lbevp
+Pbhyq, jura srryvat rhcubevp,
+ Qvfcynl sbe fryrpgvba
+ Guerr xvaqf bs rerpgvba --
+Pbevaguvna, vbavp, naq qbevp.
+%
+Na Nezl geniryf ba ure fgbznpu.
+%
+Na rtt unf gur fubegrfg frk-yvsr bs nyy: vs trgf ynvq bapr; vg trgf
+rngra bapr. Vg nyfb unf gb pbzr va n obk jvgu 11 bguref, naq gur bayl
+crefba jub jvyy fvg ba vgf snpr vf vgf zbgure.
+%
+"Naq Ormry fnvqrgu hagb Funz: `Funz,' ur fnvqrgu, `Gubh funyg tbrfg
+hagb gur gbja bs Ortbeenu, naq gurer gubh funyg srgpurgu hagb guvar
+obfbz 35 gnyragf, naq nyfb funyg gubh srgpurgu n yvxr ahzore bs phovgf,
+cebivqrgu gung gurl ner avpr naq serfu.'"
+ -- Qnir Oneel, "Trggvat Eryvtvba"
+%
+ Naq Wrfhf fnvq hagb gurz, "Naq jubz qb lbh fnl gung V nz?"
+ Gurl ercyvrq, "Lbh ner gur rfpungbybtvpny znavsrfgngvba bs gur
+tebhaq bs bhe orvat, gur bagbybtvpny sbhaqngvba bs gur pbagrkg bs bhe
+irel frysubbq erirnyrq."
+ Naq Wrfhf ercyvrq, "Jung?"
+%
+... Naq gura gurer'f gur thl jub obhtug 20,000 oenf, phg gurz va unys,
+naq fbyq 40,000 lnznypunf jvgu puva fgencf ...
+%
+Nakvrgl, a.:
+ Gur svefg gvzr lbh pna'g qb vg n frpbaq gvzr.
+
+Cnavp, a.:
+ Gur frpbaq gvzr lbh pna'g qb vg gur svefg gvzr.
+%
+"Nalguvat perngrq zhfg arprffnevyl or vasrevbe gb gur rffrapr bs gur perngbe."
+ -- Pynhqr Fubhfr
+
+"Rvafgrva'f zbgure zhfg unir orra bar urpx bs n culfvpvfg."
+ -- Wbfrcu P. Jnat
+%
+"Nccebkvzngryl 80% bs bhe nve cbyyhgvba fgrzf sebz ulqebpneobaf
+eryrnfrq ol irtrgngvba, fb yrg'f abg tb bireobneq va frggvat naq
+rasbepvat gbhtu rzvffvbaf fgnaqneqf sebz zna-znqr fbheprf."
+ -- Ebanyq Erntna
+%
+Onpx va gur tbbq byr qnlf va Grknf, jura fgntrpbnpurf naq gur yvxr jnf
+cbchyne, gurer jrer guerr crbcyr va n fgntrpbnpu bar qnl: n gehr erq-
+oybbqrq obea-naq-envfrq Grknf tragyrzna, n graqresbbg pvgl-fyvpxre sebz
+onpx Rnfg, naq n ornhgvshy naq jryy-raqbjrq Grknf ynql. Gur pvgl-
+fyvpxre xrcg rlrvat gur ynql, naq svanyyl ur yrnarq sbejneq naq fnvq,
+"Ynql, V'yy tvir lbh $10 sbe n oybj wbo." Gur Grknf tragyrzna ybbxrq
+nccnyyrq, chyyrq bhg uvf cvfgby, naq xvyyrq gur pvgl-fyvpxre ba gur
+fcbg. Gur ynql tnfcrq naq fnvq, "Gunax lbh, fhu, sbe qrsraqva' znu
+ubabe!" Jurerhcba gur Grkna ubyfgrerq uvf tha naq fnvq, "Lbhe ubabe,
+uryy! Ab graqresbbg vf tbaan envfr gur cevpr bs jbzra va Grknf!"
+%
+Onygvzber, a.:
+ Jurer gur jbzra jrne ghegyrarpx fjrngref gb uvqr gurve syrn
+pbyynef.
+%
+Onaxref qb vg jvgu vagrerfg (cranygl sbe rneyl jvguqenjny).
+%
+"Onfrq ba jung lbh xabj nobhg uvz va uvfgbel obbxf, jung qb lbh guvax
+Noenunz Yvapbya jbhyq or qbvat vs ur jrer nyvir gbqnl?
+
+ (1) Jevgvat uvf zrzbvef bs gur Pvivy Jne.
+ (2) Nqivfvat gur Cerfvqrag.
+ (3) Qrfcrengryl pynjvat ng gur vafvqr bs uvf pbssva."
+ -- Qnivq Yrggrezna
+%
+Or cercnerq... gung'f gur Obl Fpbhg'f fbyrza perrq.
+Or cercnerq... gb or pyrna va jbeq naq qrrq.
+Qba'g fbyvpvg sbe lbhe fvfgre, gung'f abg avpr,
+Hayrff lbh trg n tbbq crepragntr bs ure cevpr ...
+ -- Gbz Yruere
+%
+Orubyq gur haobea srghf naq
+ Jrrc fnyg grnef pebpbqvyvna;
+Nyy yvsr vf fnperq (fnir, bs pbhefr,
+ Na rarzl pvivyvna).
+%
+Orvat fgbarq ba znevwhnan vfa'g irel qvssrerag sebz orvat fgbarq ba
+tva.
+ -- Enycu Anqre
+%
+Orarngu guvf fgbar n ivetva yvrf,
+Sbe ure yvsr uryq ab greebef.
+N ivetva obea, n ivetva qvrq:
+Ab uvgf, ab ehaf, ab reebef.
+%
+Orjner bs nygehvfz. Vg vf onfrq ba frys-qrprcgvba, gur ebbg bs nyy
+rivy.
+%
+Oyrffrq ner gur zrrx sbe gurl funyy vauvovg gur rnegu.
+%
+Obbmr vf gur nafjre. V qba'g erzrzore gur dhrfgvba.
+%
+Ohvyq n orggre zbhfrgenc, gur fnlvat tbrf -- naq jvgu gur oenffvrer,
+Lnaxrr Vatrahvgl qvq rknpgyl gung. Ohg gurve gehr fgebxr bs travhf jnf
+gur arj onvg. Gur byq snfuvbarq zbhfrgenc jnf ybnqrq jvgu purrfr;
+abobql pnerf zhpu nobhg purrfr, rkprcg zvpr. Ohg jura Nzrevpna
+Xabj-Ubj erybnqrq gur oenffvrer jvgu gvgf, rirel urgrebfrkhny znyr va
+gur pbhagel jnf ubcryrffyl genccrq.
+ -- Nyna Furezna, "Gur Encr bs gur N*C*R*"
+%
+... Ohg gur erjneq bs n fhpprffshy pbyynobengvba vf n guvat gung pnaabg
+or cebqhprq ol rvgure bs gur cnegvrf jbexvat nybar. Vg vf nxva gb gur
+orarsvgf bs frk jvgu n cnegare, nf bccbfrq gb znfgheongvba. Gur ynggre
+vf sha, ohg lbh fubj zr nalbar jub unf tbggra n onol sebz cynlvat jvgu
+uvz be urefrys, naq V'yy fubj lbh na htyl onol, jvgu whfg n jubyr ohapu
+bs xahpxyrf.
+ -- Uneyna Ryyvfba
+%
+"Pnyvsbeavn vf cebhq gb or gur ubzr bs gur serrjnl."
+ -- Ebanyq Erntna
+%
+"Pna lbh unzzre n 6-vapu fcvxr vagb n jbbqra cynax jvgu lbhe cravf?"
+
+"Hu, abg evtug abj."
+
+"Gfx. N tvey unf gb unir fbzr fgnaqneqf."
+ -- "Erny Travhf"
+%
+Pncgnva Ubbx qvrq bs wbpx vgpu.
+%
+Punzcntar qba'g znxr zr ynml.
+Pbpnvar qba'g qevir zr penml.
+Nva'g abobql'f ohfvarff ohg zl bja.
+ -- Gnw Znuny
+%
+Punfgr znxrf jnfgr.
+%
+Puvczhaxf ebnfgvat ba na bcra sver
+Wnpx Sebfg evccvat hc lbhe abfr
+Lhyrgvqr pnebyref orvat guebja va gur sver
+Naq sbyxf qerffrq hc yvxr ohssnybrf
+Rirelobql xabjf n ghexrl fynhtugrerq va gur fabj
+Urycf gb znxr gur frnfba evtug
+Gval gbgf jvgu gurve rlrf nyy tbhtrq bhg
+Jvyy svaq vg uneq gb frr gbavtug
+Gurl xabj gung Fnagn'f ba uvf jnl
+Ur'f ybnqrq ybgf bs thaf naq ohyyrgf ba uvf fyrvtu
+Naq rirel zbgure'f puvyq vf fher gb fcl
+Gb frr vs ervaqrre ernyyl fpernz jura gurl qvr
+Naq fb V'z bssrevat guvf fvzcyr cuenfr
+Gb xvqf sebz bar gb avargl gjb
+Nygubhtu vg'f orra fnvq znal gvzrf, znal jnlf
+Zreel Puevfgznf, Zreel Puevfgznf, Zreel Puevfgznf, Shpx lbh!!
+%
+Puevfgvna, a.:
+ Bar jub oryvrirf gung gur Arj Grfgnzrag vf n qvivaryl vafcverq
+obbx nqzvenoyl fhvgrq gb gur fcvevghny arrqf bs uvf arvtuobe. Bar jub
+sbyybjf gur grnpuvatf bs Puevfg va fb sne nf gurl ner abg vapbafvfgrag
+jvgu n yvsr bs fva.
+%
+Puevfgvnavgl unf abg orra gevrq naq sbhaq jnagvat; vg unf orra sbhaq
+qvssvphyg naq abg gevrq.
+ -- T. X. Purfgregba
+%
+Pynexr'f Guveq Ynj:
+ Nal fhssvpvragyl nqinaprq grpuabybtl vf vaqvfgvathvfunoyr sebz
+zntvp.
+
+T'f Guveq Ynj:
+ Va fcvgr bs nyy rivqrapr gb gur pbagenel, gur ragver havirefr
+vf pbzcbfrq bs bayl gjb onfvp fhofgnaprf: zntvp naq ohyyfuvg.
+
+U'f Qvpghz:
+ Gurer vf ab zntvp ...
+%
+Pynhqr oryvrirq gung bayl fzneg nggenpgvir crbcyr unq gur evtug gb
+shpx, naq vg fvapreryl uheg uvz jura ur qvfpbirerq rivqrapr gb gur
+pbagenel.
+ -- Gbz Eboovaf
+%
+PYBAR BS ZL BJA (gb Ubzr ba gur Enatr)
+
+Bu, tvir zr n pybar
+Bs zl bja syrfu naq obar
+ Jvgu gur L puebzbfbzr punatrq gb K.
+Naq jura fur vf tebja,
+Zl irel bja pybar,
+ Jr'yy or bs gur bccbfvgr frk.
+
+Pubehf:
+ Pybar, pybar bs zl bja,
+ Jvgu gur L puebzbfbzr punatrq gb K.
+ Naq jura jr'er nybar,
+ Fvapr ure zvaq vf zl bja,
+ Fur'yy or guvaxvat bs abguvat ohg frk.
+ -- Enaqnyy Tneergg
+%
+Pbpnvar vf angher'f jnl bs gryyvat lbh lbh unir gbb zhpu zbarl.
+%
+Pbvgb retb fhz
+%
+Pbyyrtr vf yvxr n jbzna -- lbh jbex fb uneq gb trg va, naq avar zbaguf
+yngre lbh jvfu lbh'q arire pbzr.
+%
+Pbzzhavfgf qb vg jvgubhg pynff.
+%
+Pbaqbzf ner yvxr yvfgravat gb n flzcubal jvgu pbggba va lbhe rnef.
+%
+Pbafreingvir, a.:
+ Bar jub nqzverf enqvpnyf praghevrf nsgre gurl'er qrnq.
+ -- Yrb P. Ebfgra
+%
+Pbafreir raretl -- znxr ybir zber fybjyl.
+%
+Phaavyvathf vf arkg gb tbqyvarff.
+%
+Qnzzvg, ubj znal gvzrf qb V unir gb gryy lbh? _____SVEFG lbh encr, ____GURA lbh
+cvyyntr!!
+%
+Qrne Ybeq, bofreir guvf oraqrq xarr
+Guvf ivfntr zrrx naq uhzoyr,
+Naq urne guvf pbasvqragvny cyrn
+Ibvprq va erirerag zhzoyr:
+ Tvir zr Fulybpx, tvir zr Sntva
+ Ohg B Tbq fcner zr Ebanyq Erntna!
+ -- Nafry Nqnzf
+%
+"Qrne Ze. Fryqrf: V pnaabg erzrzore gur rknpg jbeqvat bs gur fgngrzrag
+gb juvpu lbh nyyhqr; ohg jung V zrnag jnf gung ... n zna jub pnyyf
+uvzfrys n 100% Nzrevpna naq vf cebhq bs vg, vf trarenyyl 150% na vqvbg
+cbyvgvpnyyl. Ohg gur qrfvtangvbaf znl or tbbq ohfvarff sbe jne
+irgrenaf. Univat oyrq sbe gurve pbhagel va 1861 naq 1918, gurl unir
+oyrq vg nyy gurl pbhyq pbafrdhragyl. Naq jul abg?"
+ -- Trbetr Fryqrf, "Gur Terng Dhbgngvbaf"
+%
+Qrzbpenpl pna yrnea fbzr guvatf sebz Pbzzhavfz: sbe rknzcyr, jura n
+Pbzzhavfg cbyvgvpvna vf guebhtu, ur vf guebhtu.
+%
+Qrzbpenpl zrnaf fvzcyl gur oyhqtrbavat bs gur crbcyr ol gur crbcyr sbe
+gur crbcyr.
+ -- Bfpne Jvyqr
+%
+Qvq lbh urne nobhg gur arj Trezna zvpebjnir bira?
+
+ ... Frngf 500.
+%
+Qvq lbh xabj gung Fcveb Ntarj vf na nantenz bs "Tebj n Cravf"
+%
+Qvq lbh xabj gung gurer ner 71.9 nperf bs avccyr gvffhr va gur H.F.?
+%
+[Qvfgevpg Nggbearlf] yrnea va Qvfgevpg Nggbearl Fpubby gung gurer ner
+gjb fher-sver jnlf gb trg n ybg bs snibenoyr choyvpvgl:
+
+(1) Tb qbja naq envq nyy gur ybpxref va gur ybpny uvtu fpubby naq
+ pbasvfpngr 53 znevwhnan pvtnerggrf naq chg gurz va n cvyr naq ubyq
+ n cerff pbasrerapr jurer lbh naabhapr gung gurl unir n fgerrg inyhr
+ bs $850 zvyyvba. Gurfr envqf arire snvy, orpnhfr NYY uvtu fpubbyf,
+ vapyhqvat oenaq-arj, arire-hfrq barf, unir ng yrnfg 53 znevwhnan
+ pvtnerggrf va gur ybpxref. Nf sne nf nalbar pna gryy, gur ybpxre
+ snpgbel chgf gurz gurer.
+(2) Envq na "nqhyg obbx fgber" naq ubyq n cerff pbasrerapr jurer lbh
+ naabhapr lbh ner punetvat gur bjare jvgu 850 pbhagf bs orvat n
+ cvrpr bs uhzna fyrnmr. Guvf nyfb arire snvyf, orpnhfr lbh nyjnlf
+ trg n pbaivpgvba. N whebe ng n cbeabtencul gevny vf abg nobhg gb
+ fgngr sbe gur erpbeq gung ur svaqf abguvat bofprar nobhg n zbivr
+ jurer npgbef ratntr va frkhny npgvivgvrf jvgu yvir fanxrf naq n
+ sver rkgvathvfure. Ur vf tbvat gb pbaivpg gur obbxfgber bjare, naq
+ ibgr sbe gur qrngu cranygl whfg gb znxr fher abobql trgf gur jebat
+ vzcerffvba.
+ -- Qnir Oneel, "Cbeabtencul"
+%
+Qb fbzrguvat ovt -- shpx n tvnag
+%
+"Qb lbh purng ba lbhe jvsr?" nfxrq gur cflpuvngevfg.
+"Jub ryfr?" nafjrerq gur cngvrag.
+%
+Qbpgbef gnxr gjb nfcveva naq qb vg va gur zbeavat.
+%
+"Qba'g yrg lbhe zbhgu jevgr ab purpx gung lbhe gnvy pna'g pnfu."
+ -- Ob Qvqqyrl
+%
+Qbcr jvyy trg lbh guebhtu gvzrf bs ab zbarl orggre gung zbarl jvyy trg
+lbh guebhtu gvzrf bs ab qbcr.
+ -- Tvyoreg Furygba
+%
+Qensg orre, abg crbcyr
+%
+Rng gur evpu -- gur cbbe ner gbhtu naq fgevatl.
+%
+Rvfraubjre jnf irel avpr,
+Avkba jnf uvf bayl ivpr.
+ -- P. Qrtra
+%
+Ryrira ernfbaf n phphzore vf orggre guna n zna:
+ (1) Phphzoref pna fgnl hc nyy avtug, naq lbh jba'g unir gb
+ fyrrc va gur jrg fcbg.
+ (2) Phphzoref qba'g cynl gur thvgne naq gel gb svaq
+ gurzfryirf.
+ (3) Lbh jba'g svaq bhg yngre gung lbhe phphzore (n) vf
+ zneevrq, (o) vf ba cravpvyyva, (p) yvxrf lbh -- ohg ybirf
+ lbhe oebgure!
+ (4) N phphzore jba'g pner jung gvzr bs gur zbagu vg vf.
+ (5) N phphzore arire jnagf gb trg vg ba jura lbhe anvyf ner
+ jrg.
+ (6) Phphzoref qba'g fnl "Yrg'f xrrc gelvat hagvy jr unir n
+ obl".
+ (7) Phphzoref jba'g gryy lbh fvmr qbrfa'g pbhag.
+ (8) N phphzore jba'g yrnir lbh sbe n purreyrnqre be na rk-aha.
+ (9) Phphzoref qba'g snyy nfyrrc ba lbhe purfg be qebby ba gur
+ cvyybj.
+ (10) Phphzoref qba'g pner vs lbh znxr zber zbarl guna gurl qb.
+ (11) Jvgu n phphzore, gur gbvyrg frng vf nyjnlf gur jnl lbh
+ yrsg vg.
+%
+Rdhnyvgl vf abg jura n srznyr Rvafgrva trgf cebzbgrq gb nffvfgnag
+cebsrffbe; rdhnyvgl vf jura n srznyr fpuyrzvry zbirf nurnq nf snfg nf n
+znyr fpuyrzvry.
+ -- Rjnyq Aldhvfg
+%
+Rinatryvfgf qb vg jvgu Uvz jngpuvat.
+%
+"Rira abjnqnlf n zna pna'g fgrc hc naq xvyy n jbzna jvgubhg srryvat
+whfg n ovg hapuvinyebhf ..."
+ -- Eboreg Orapuyrl
+%
+Srzvavfgf fnl 60 creprag bs gur pbhagel'f jrnygu vf va gur unaqf bs
+jbzra. Gurl'er yrggvat zra ubyq gur bgure 40 creprag orpnhfr gurve
+unaqontf ner shyy.
+ -- Rney Jvyfba
+%
+Svr sbe funzr, lbh ynfpvivbhf, yrjq, yrpurebhf, yvovqvabhf, yhfgshy,
+yvpragvbhf, qvegl ohz!!
+%
+Sybccl abj, uneq yngre.
+%
+Sbe gubfr bs lbh ubj unir orra ybbxvat sbe rivqrapr gung n jbexvat
+irefvba bs "Fgne Jnef" pna or ohvyg, pbafvqre gur sbyybjvat cebbs
+bssrerq ol Pnfcne Jrvaoretre:
+
+ "Vs fhpu n flfgrz vf fb hanggnvanoyr, jul unir gur Fbivrgf orra
+ jbexvat qrfcrengryl gb trg vg sbe bire 17 lrnef?"
+
+ -- HFN Gbqnl, 24 Whar 1986
+%
+Sbeavpngvba, a.:
+ Grez hfrq ol crbcyr jub qba'g unir nalobql gb fperj jvgu.
+%
+Sbeghar'f Erny-Yvsr Pbhegebbz Dhbgr #25:
+
+D: Lbh fnl lbh unq guerr zra chapuvat ng lbh, xvpxvat lbh, encvat lbh,
+ naq lbh qvqa'g fpernz?
+N: Ab zn'nz.
+D: Qbrf gung zrna lbh pbafragrq?
+N: Ab, zn'nz. Gung zrnaf V jnf hapbafpvbhf.
+%
+Trbetr Jnfuvatgba abg bayl pubccrq qbja uvf sngure'f pureel gerr, ohg
+ur nyfb nqzvggrq qbvat vg. Abj, qb lbh xabj jul uvf sngure qvqa'g
+chavfu uvz? Orpnhfr Trbetr fgvyy unq gur nkr va uvf unaq.
+%
+Trggvat na rqhpngvba ng gur Havirefvgl bs Pnyvsbeavn vf yvxr univat
+$50.00 fubirq hc lbhe nff, n avpxry ng n gvzr.
+%
+"Tb gb Urnira sbe gur pyvzngr, Uryy sbe gur pbzcnal."
+ -- Znex Gjnva
+%
+ "Tbq ohvyg n pbzcryyvat frk qevir vagb rirel perngher, ab
+znggre jung fglyr bs shpxvat vg cenpgvprq. Ur znqr frk veerfvfgvoyl
+cyrnfhenoyr, jvyqyl wblbhf, serr sebz srnef. Ur znqr vg vaabprag
+zreevzrag.
+ "Arrqyrff gb fnl, shpxvat jnf na vzzrqvngr fznfu uvg. Rirelbar
+nterrq, sebz nneqinexf gb mroenf. Nyy gur wbyyl navznyf -- yvbaf naq
+ynzof, euvabprebfrf naq tnmryyrf, fxlynexf naq ybofgref, rira vafrpgf,
+gubhtu zbfg bs gurz shpx bayl bapr va n yvsrgvzr -- shpxrq nybat
+vaabpragyl naq zreevyl sbe uhaqerqf bs zvyyvbaf bs lrnef. Znlor gurl
+jrer qhzo navznyf, ohg gurl xarj n tbbq guvat jura gurl unq bar."
+ -- Nyna Furezna, "Gur Encr bs gur N*C*R*"
+%
+Tbq tvirf hf eryngvirf; gunax tbbqarff jr pna pubfr bhe sevraqf.
+%
+Tbq vf na ngurvfg.
+%
+TBQ vf nccyvrq CBJRE
+ juvpu vf nccyvrq TBIREAZRAG
+ juvpu vf nccyvrq CBYVGVPF
+ juvpu vf nccyvrq NQIREGVFVAT
+ juvpu vf nccyvrq FBPVBYBTL
+ juvpu vf nccyvrq CFLPUBYBTL
+ juvpu vf nccyvrq OVBYBTL
+ juvpu vf nccyvrq PURZVFGEL
+ juvpu vf nccyvrq CULFVPF
+ juvpu vf nccyvrq ZNGU
+ juvpu vf nccyvrq CUVYBFBCUL
+ juvpu vf nccyvrq OHYYFUVG
+%
+"Tbq vf nf erny nf V nz," gur byq zna fnvq. Zl snvgu jnf erfgberq, sbe
+V arj gung Fnagn jbhyq arire yvr.
+%
+"Tbq vf ovt, fb qba'g shpx jvgu uvz."
+%
+Tbq vfa'g qrnq -- ur'f orra ohfgrq
+%
+Tbq vfa'g qrnq, Ur'f whfg gelvat gb nibvq gur qensg.
+%
+Tbq zhfg ybir nffubyrf -- Fur znqr fb znal bs gurz.
+%
+Tbq jnagrq gb unir n ubyvqnl, fb Ur nfxrq Fg. Crgre sbe fhttrfgvbaf ba
+jurer gb tb.
+ "Jul abg tb gb Whcvgre?" nfxrq Fg. Crgre.
+ "Ab, gbb zhpu tenivgl, gbb zhpu fgbzcvat nebhaq," fnvq Tbq.
+ "Jryy, ubj nobhg Zrephel?"
+ "Ab, vg'f gbb ubg gurer."
+ "Bxnl," fnvq Fg. Crgre, "Jung nobhg Rnegu?"
+ "Ab," fnvq Tbq, "Gurl'er fhpu ubeevoyr tbffvcf. Jura V jnf
+gurer 2000 lrnef ntb, V unq na nssnve jvgu n Wrjvfu jbzna, naq gurl'er
+fgvyy gnyxvat nobhg vg."
+%
+Tbbq qnl sbe jngre fcbegf. Gnxr n ongu jvgu n sevraq.
+%
+Tenva tebjf orfg va fuvg
+ -- Hefhyn X. YrThva
+%
+Tenivgl vf na hasbetvivat zbgureshpxre.
+%
+Terng Ybire, a.:
+ N zna jub pna oerngur guebhtu uvf rnef.
+%
+Unpxref qb vg jvgu nyy fbegf bs punenpgref.
+%
+Unpxref qb vg jvgu ohtf.
+%
+Unpxref qb vg jvgu srjre vafgehpgvbaf.
+%
+Unpxref xabj nyy gur evtug ZBIf.
+%
+Unttvf, a.:
+ Unttvf vf n xvaq bs fghss oynpx chqqvat rngra ol gur Fpbgf naq
+pbafvqrerq ol gurz gb or abg bayl n qryvpnpl ohg svg sbe uhzna
+pbafhzcgvba. Gur zvaprq urneg, yvire naq yhatf bs n furrc, pnys be
+bgure navzny'f vaare betnaf ner zvkrq jvgu bngzrny, frnyrq naq obvyrq
+va znj va gur furrc'f vagrfgvany fgbznpu-ont naq ... Rkphfr zr n zvahgr ...
+%
+Uneqyl n cher fpvrapr, uvfgbel vf pybfre gb navzny uhfonaqel guna vg vf
+gb zngurzngvpf, va gung vg vaibyirf fryrpgvir oerrqvat. Gur cevapvcny
+qvssrerapr orgjrra gur uhfonaqelzna naq gur uvfgbevna vf gung gur
+sbezre oerrqf furrc be pbjf be fhpu, naq gur ynggre oerrqf (nffhzrq)
+snpgf. Gur uhfonaqelzna hfrf uvf fxvyyf gb raevpu gur shgher; gur
+uvfgbevna hfrf uvf gb raevpu gur cnfg. Obgu ner hfhnyyl hc gb gurve
+naxyrf va ohyyfuvg.
+ -- Gbz Eboovaf
+%
+Univat qvfpbirerq gur cbffvovyvgl gung bgure perngherf pbhyq or hfrq
+sbe frkhny vagrepbhefr, rneyl zna jnf yvxryl gb unir znqr znal fhpu
+nggrzcgf ... gubhtu vg vf qbhogshy gung ur jnf fb frkhnyyl pneavibebhf
+nf gur Puevfgvna naq Wrjvfu Nqnz, jub, enoovavpny vagrecergref bs gur
+Byq Grfgnzrag gryy hf, unq vagrepbhefr jvgu rirel perngher orsber Tbq
+svanyyl uvg hcba gur vqrn bs jbzna naq perngrq Rir.
+ -- E. R. Znfgref
+%
+"Ur pbhyq or n cbfgre puvyq sbe ergebnpgvir ovegu pbageby."
+%
+Ur ungrq gb zraq, fb lbhat Arq
+Pnyyrq va n phgr arvtuobe vafgrnq.
+ Ure uhfonaq fnvq, "Iv,
+ Jura lbh fgvgpurq hc uvf gbea syl,
+Qvq lbh unir gb ovgr bss gur guernq?"
+%
+Ur jnfa'g zhpu bs na npgbe, ur jnfa'g zhpu bs n Tbireabe -- Uryy, gurl
+_U_N_Q gb znxr uvz Cerfvqrag bs gur Havgrq Fgngrf. Vg'f gur bayl wbo ur'f
+dhnyvsvrq sbe!
+ -- Zvpunry Pnva
+%
+Ur jub svaqrgu frafhbhf cyrnfherf va gur obqvrf bs yhfu, ubg, cvax
+qnzfryf vf abg evtugrbhf, ohg ur pna unir n ybg zber sha.
+%
+Ur jub farrmrf jvgubhg n unaqxrepuvrs gnxrf znggref vagb uvf bja
+unaqf.
+%
+"Ur'f abg cvavat, ur'f cnffrq ba! Guvf cneebg jba'g fdhnjx! Ur'f
+prnfrq gb or! Ur'f rkcverq, naq tbar gb zrrg uvf znxre! Vg'f n
+fgvss! Ab oerngu bs yvsr, ur znl erfg va crnpr! Vs lbh unqa'g anvyrq
+uvz gb gur crepu, ur'q or chfuvat hc gur qnvfvrf! Ur'f bss gur gjvt!
+Ur'f xvpxrq gur ohpxrg! Ur'f pheyrq hc uvf gbbgvrf! Ur'f fuhssyrq bss
+guvf zbegny jbeyq! Ur'f eha qbja gur phegnva, naq wbvarq gur oyrrq'a
+Pubve Vaivapvoyr! UR'F SHPXVAT FAHSSRQ VG! Ivf-n-iv uvf zrgnobyvp
+cebprffrf vf urnq vf ybfg. Nyy fgngrzragf pbapreavat guvf cneebg vf ab
+ybatre n tbvat pbaprea, nsgre sebz abj ba, Vabcrengvir...
+
+ GUVF VF NA RK-CNEEBG!!
+%
+Ure svther qrfpevorq n frg bs cnenobynf gung pbhyq pnhfr pneqvnp neerfg
+va n lnx.
+ -- Jbbql Nyyra
+%
+Ure xvffrf yrsg fbzrguvat gb or qrfverq -- gur erfg bs ure.
+%
+Urer vf gur ceboyrz: sbe znal lrnef, gur Fhcerzr Pbheg jerfgyrq jvgu
+gur vffhr bs cbeabtencul, hagvy svanyyl Nffbpvngr Whfgvpr Wbua Cnhy
+Fgriraf pnzr hc jvgu gur snzbhf dhbgngvba nobhg ubj ur pbhyqa'g qrsvar
+cbeabtencul, ohg ur xarj vg jura ur fnj vg. Fb sbe n juvyr, gur
+pbheg'f cbyvpl jnf gb unir nyy gur fhfcrpgrq cbeabtencul gehpxrq gb
+Whfgvpr Fgriraf' ubhfr, jurer ur jbhyq ybbx vg bire. "Abcr, guvf vfa'g
+vg," ur'q fnl. "Oevat fbzr zber." Guvf jrag ba hagvy bar zbeavat jura
+uvf ubhfrxrrcre sbhaq uvz genccrq va gur erperngvba ebbz haqre na
+rabezbhf zbhaq bs ehoorevmrq vzcyrzragf, naq gur pbheg unq gb vffhr n
+ehyvat fgngvat gung vg qvqa'g xabj jung gur uryy cbeabtencul jnf rkprcg
+gung vg jnf vyyrtny naq rirelobql fubhyq fgbc onqtrevat gur pbheg nobhg
+vg orpnhfr gur pbheg jnf tbvat gb gnxr n anc.
+ -- Qnir Oneel, "Cbeabtencul"
+%
+"Urer'f gur ubyvqnl fpurqhyr sbe Zbaqnl'f bofreingvba bs Znegva Yhgure
+Xvat We.'f oveguqnl, jura gur sbyybjvat jvyy or pybfrq:
+
+ * Tbireazragny bssvprf
+ * Cbfg bssvprf
+ * Yvoenevrf
+ * Fpubbyf
+ * Onaxf
+ * Cnegf bs Cnyz Ornpu
+
+naq gur zvaq bs Frangbe Wrffr Uryzf bs Abegu Pnebyvan."
+ -- Qraavf Zvyyre, "Fngheqnl Avtug Yvir"
+%
+Uvfgbel unf gur eryngvba gb gehgu gung gurbybtl unf gb eryvtvba --
+v.r., abar gb fcrnx bs.
+ -- Ynmnehf Ybat
+%
+"Ubj qb lbh yvxr gur arj Nzrevpn? Jr'ir phg gur sng bhg bs gur
+tbireazrag, naq zber erpragyl gur urneg naq oenva (gur onpxobar jnf
+tbar fbzr gvzr ntb). Nyy jr frrz gb unir yrsg abj vf zhfpyr. Jr'yy or
+yhpxl gb rfpncr jvgu bhe fxvaf!"
+%
+Ubjneq Pbfryy'f ovttrfg cebgehfvba vf uvf nffubyr
+ -- Wbua Inyol
+%
+Uhtu Ursare vf n ivetva.
+%
+V nz na ngurvfg, gunax Tbq!
+%
+V oryvrir gung Ebanyq Erntna jvyy fbzrqnl znxr guvf pbhagel jung vg
+bapr jnf ... na nepgvp jvyqrearff
+ -- Fgrir Znegva
+%
+V pnzr; V fnj; V shpxrq hc
+%
+V unir n shaal qnqql
+Jub tbrf va naq bhg jvgu zr
+Naq rirelguvat gung onol qbrf
+Qnqql'f fher gb frr,
+Naq rirelguvat gung onol fnlf,
+Zl qnqql'f fher gb gryy.
+Lbh _z_h_f_g unir ernq zl qnqql'f irefr.
+V ubcr ur sevrf va Uryy.
+ -- Btqra Anfu
+%
+V ybir guvf shpxvat Havirefvgl, naq guvf Havirefvgl ybirf shpxvat zr.
+%
+V bapr zrg n ynffvr anzrq Ehgu
+Va n ybat qvfgnapr gryrcubar obbgu.
+ Abj V xabj gur cresrpgvba
+ Bs na vqrny pbaarpgvba
+Rira vs fbzrjung hapbhgu.
+%
+"V bja zl bja obql, ohg V funer"
+%
+V ernyvmr gung gbqnl lbh unir n ahzore bs gbc srznyr nguyrgrf fhpu nf
+Znegvan Aniengvybin jub pna eha yvxr qrre naq orapu-cerff Puriebyrg
+gehpxf. Ohg gb or oehgnyyl senax, jbzra nf n tebhc unir n ybat jnl gb
+tb orsber gurl ernpu gur yriry bs vagrafvgl naq qrqvpngvba gb fcbegf
+gung ranoyrf zra gb or fhpu vaperqvoyr wrexf nobhg vg.
+ -- Qnir Oneel, "Fcbegf vf n Qent"
+%
+V erterg gb fnl gung jr bs gur S.O.V. ner cbjreyrff gb npg va pnfrf bs
+beny-travgny vagvznpl, hayrff vg unf va fbzr jnl bofgehpgrq vagrefgngr
+pbzzrepr.
+ -- W. Rqtne Ubbire
+%
+V guvax rirel tbbq Puevfgvna bhtug gb xvpx Snyjryy evtug va gur nff.
+ -- Oneel Tbyqjngre
+%
+V guvax cbc zhfvp unf qbar zber sbe beny vagrepbhefr guna nalguvat ryfr
+gung unf rire unccrarq, naq ivpr irefn.
+ -- Senax Mnccn
+%
+V jnyxrq ba gbjneq Cybhtujevtug, guvaxvat nobhg srprf. Jung n ybg jr
+unq sbhaq bhg nobhg gur ceruvfgbevp cnfg sebz gur fghql bs sbffvyvmrq
+qhat bs ybat-inavfurq navznyf. N zvenphybhf guvat, ernyyl; n erpbirel
+sebz gur cnfg sebz jung jnf pneryrffyl erwrpgrq. Naq va gur Zvqqyr
+Ntrf, ubj pbaprearq crbcyr jub yvirq pybfr gb gur jbeyq bs angher jrer
+jvgu gur srprf bs navznyf. Naq jung n inevrgl bs anzrf gurl unq sbe
+gurz: gur Pebgryf bs n Uner, gur Sevnagf bs n Obne, gur Fcenvagf bs
+na Bggre, gur Jreqrebor bs n Onqtre, gur Jnttlvat bs n Sbk, gur Shzrgf
+bs n Qrre. Fheryl gurer zvtug or fbzr jbeqf sbe gur zngrevny fb arne
+gb gur urneg bs Bml Sebngf [na npnqrzvp fghqlvat srprf] guna fuvg?
+Jung nobhg gur Ceboyrzf bs n Cerfvqrag, gur Onpxjneq Cnffrf bs n
+Sbbgonyyre, gur Qrsreenyf bs n Qrna, gur Bqq Ibyhzrf bs n Yvoenevna,
+gur Sbbgabgrf bs n Cu.Q., gur Ybj Tenqrf bs n Serfuzna, gur Nakvrgvrf
+bs na Hagraherq Cebsrffbe?
+ -- Eboregfba Qnivrf, "Gur Erory Natryf"
+%
+V jbhyq yvxr gb fhttrfg gung lbh abg hfr fcrrq, naq urer'f jul: vg vf
+tbvat gb zrff hc lbhe urneg, zrff hc lbhe yvire, lbhe xvqarlf, ebg bhg
+lbhe zvaq. Va trareny guvf qeht jvyy znxr lbh whfg yvxr lbhe zbgure
+naq sngure.
+ -- Senax Mnccn
+%
+V jbhyqa'g zvaq qlvat -- vg'f gung ohfvarff bs univat gb fgnl qrnq gung
+fpnerf gur fuvg bhg bs zr.
+ -- E. Trvf
+%
+V'q yvxr gb zrrg gur zna jub vairagrq frk naq frr jung ur'f jbexvat ba
+abj.
+%
+V'z sbe crnpr -- V'ir lrg gb frr n zna jnxr hc va gur zbeavat naq fnl
+"V'ir whfg unq n tbbq jne."
+ -- Znr Jrfg
+%
+V'z tbvat gb Vbjn sbe na njneq. Gura V'z nccrnevat ng Pneartvr Unyy,
+vg'f fbyq bhg. Gura V'z fnvyvat gb Senapr gb or ubaberq ol gur Serapu
+tbireazrag -- V'q tvir vg nyy hc sbe bar rerpgvba.
+ -- Tebhpub Znek
+%
+"V'ir unq bar puvyq. Zl uhfonaq jnagf gb unir nabgure. V'q yvxr gb
+jngpu uvz unir nabgure."
+%
+Vs n puvyq naablf lbh, dhvrg uvz ol oehfuvat uvf unve. Vs guvf qbrfa'g
+jbex, hfr gur bgure fvqr bs gur oehfu ba gur bgure raq bs gur puvyq.
+%
+Vs nyy gurfr fjrrg lbhat guvatf jrer ynvq raq-gb-raq, V jbhyqa'g or n
+ovg fhecevfrq.
+ -- Qbebgul Cnexre
+%
+"Vs nalbar jnagf gb genqr n pbhcyr bs pragenyyl ybpngrq, jryy-phfuvbarq
+fubjtveyf sbe na rebqrq fybcr 90 zvahgrf sebz Oebnqjnl, V'yy or ba guvf
+pbeare gbzbeebj ng 11 jvgu zl gbathr unatvat bhg."
+ -- F. W. Creryzna
+%
+Vs pyrne guvaxvat perngrq fcnexf, jr pbhyq fnsryl fgber qlanzvgr va
+Wnzrf Jngg'f bssvpr.
+ -- Jnlar Funaaba, XEBA-GI
+%
+"Vs Tbq unq jnagrq hf gb hfr gur zrgevp flfgrz, Wrfhf jbhyq unir unq 10
+ncbfgyrf."
+%
+Vs thaf ner bhgynjrq, ubj jvyy jr fubbg gur yvorenyf?
+%
+Vs Uryra Xryyre vf nybar va n sberfg naq snyyf, qbrf fur znxr n fbhaq?
+%
+Vs zra pbhyq trg certanag, nobegvba jbhyq or n fnpenzrag.
+%
+Vs Erntna vf gur nafjre, vg zhfg unir orra n IREL fvyyl dhrfgvba.
+%
+Vs fbzrbar jrer gb nfx zr sbe n fubeg phg gb frafhnyvgl, V jbhyq
+fhttrfg ur tb fubccvat sbe n hfrq 427 Furyol-Pboen. Ohg vg vf bayl
+snve gb jnea lbh gung bs gur 300 thlf jub fjvgpurq gb gurz va 1966,
+bayl gjb jrag onpx gb jbzra.
+ -- Zbeg Fnuy
+%
+Vs gur Nzrevpna qernz vf sbe Nzrevpnaf bayl, vg jvyy erznva bhe qernz
+naq arire or bhe qrfgval.
+ -- Era'r qr Ivfzr Jvyyvnzfba
+%
+Vs lbh pna oryvrir gra vzcbffvoyr guvatf orsber oernxsnfg, gura lbh
+fubhyq wbva
+
+ GUR PUHEPU BS PBHAGRESNPGHNY ORYVRS
+
+Gur Puhepu bs Pbhagresnpghny Oryvrs unf orra frg hc gb pngre gb nyy jub
+qba'g nyybj qrzbafgenoyr gehgu gb trg va gur jnl bs gurve oryvrsf. Va
+nqqvgvba gb perngvba fpvrapr naq gur syngarff bs gur rnegu, gur
+sbyybjvat oryvrsf unir orra pregvsvrq ol Cbcr Qhnar nf Puhepu qbtzn:
+
+ -- Gung gurer vf n ubyr va gur Rnegu ng gur Abegu Cbyr sebz juvpu
+ HSBf pbzr.
+ -- Gung cv rdhnyf cerpvfryl 3.000.
+ -- Gung frk pna or rawblrq bayl ol oynpxf naq ubzbfrkhnyf.
+ -- Gung Ovyyl Wbr Jvyfba (Ubbcyn, Zvff.) unf fhpprffshyyl fdhnerq
+ gur pvepyr.
+ -- Gung Uneel Gehzna vf fgvyy cerfvqrag, naq qbvat n svar wbo.
+ -- Gung cv rdhnyf cerpvfryl 22/7.
+
+Frireny bgure vzcbegnag pbhagresnpghny oryvrsf ner cerfragyl orvat
+fghqvrq, vapyhqvat Erntnabzvpf, N.V., naq gung gur zbba ynaqvatf jrer
+qbar va n Ubyyljbbq fcrpvny rssrpgf fghqvb. Gurfr jvyy or gur fhowrpg
+bs n sbegupbzvat Cncny Ohyy ...
+%
+Vs lbh zrrg fbzrobql jub gryyf lbh gung ur ybirf lbh zber guna nalobql
+va gur jubyr jvqr jbeyq, qba'g gehfg uvz. Vg zrnaf ur rkcrevzragf.
+%
+Vs lbh guvax frk vf n cnva va gur nff, gel qvssrerag cbfvgvba.
+%
+"Vs lbh'er n erny tbbq xvq, V'yy tvir lbh n cvttl-onpx evqr ba n
+ohmm-fnj."
+ -- J. P. Svryqf
+%
+Vtabenapr vf gur Zbgure bs Qribgvba.
+ -- Eboreg Ohegba
+%
+"Va Puevfgvnavgl arvgure zbenyvgl abe eryvtvba pbzr vagb pbagnpg jvgu
+ernyvgl ng nal cbvag."
+ -- Sevrqevpu Avrgmfpur
+%
+ Va gur ortvaavat jnf gur QRZB Cebwrpg. Naq gur Cebwrpg jnf
+jvgubhg sbez. Naq qnexarff jnf hcba gur fgnss zrzoref gurerbs. Fb
+gurl fcnxr hagb gurve Qvivfvba Urnq, fnlvat, "Vg vf n pebpx bs fuvg,
+naq vg fgvaxf."
+
+ Naq gur Qvivfvba Urnq fcnxr hagb uvf Qrcnegzrag Urnq, fnlvat,
+"Vg vf n pebpx bs rkperzrag naq abar znl novqr gur bqbe gurerbs." Abj,
+gur Qrcnegzrag Urnq fcnxr hagb uvf Qverpgbengr Urnq, fnlvat, "Vg vf n
+pbagnvare bs rkperzrag, naq vf irel fgebat, fhpu gung abar znl novqr
+orsber vg." Naq vg pnzr gb cnff gung gur Qverpgbengr Urnq fcnxr hagb
+gur Nffvfgnag Grpuavpny Qverpgbe, fnlvat, "Vg vf n irffry bs sregvyvmre
+naq abar znl novqr ol vgf fgeratgu."
+
+ Naq gur nffvfgnag Grpuavpny Qverpgbe fcnxr guhf hagb gur
+Grpuavpny Qverpgbe, fnlvat, "Vg pbagnvargu gung juvpu nvqf tebjgu naq
+vg vf irel fgebat." Naq, Yb, gur Grpuavpny Qverpgbe fcnxr gura hagb
+gur Pncgnva, fnlvat, "Gur cbjreshy arj Cebwrpg jvyy uryc cebzbgr gur
+tebjgu bs gur Ynobengbevrf."
+
+ Naq gur Pncgnva ybbxrq qbja hcba gur Cebwrpg, naq Ur fnj gung
+vg jnf Tbbq!
+%
+Va gur Tneqra bs Rqra fng Nqnz,
+Znffntvat gur ohfg bs uvf znqnz,
+ Ur puhpxyrq jvgu zvegu,
+ Sbe ur xarj gung ba rnegu,
+Gurer jrer bayl gjb obbof naq ur unq 'rz.
+%
+Vaprfg, a.:
+ Fvoyvat eriryel.
+%
+"Vf vg whfg zr, be qbrf nalbar ryfr ernq `ovoyr uhzcref' rirel gvzr
+fbzrbar jevgrf `ovoyr guhzcref?'
+ -- Wbry Z. Falqre, wzf@zvf.nevmban.rqh
+%
+Vg vf n fnq pbzzragnel ba gbqnl'f fbpvrgl gung guvf sbeghar unf gb or
+pynffvsvrq nf "bssrafvir" fvzcyl orpnhfr vg pbagnvaf gur jbeq "shpx".
+%
+"Vg fnlf ur znqr hf nyy gb or whfg yvxr uvz. Fb vs jr'er qhzo, gura
+tbq vf qhzo, naq znlor rira n yvggyr htyl ba gur fvqr."
+ -- Senax Mnccn
+%
+"Vg jnf n Ebzna jub fnvq vg jnf fjrrg gb qvr sbe bar'f pbhagel. Gur
+Terrxf arire fnvq vg jnf fjrrg gb qvr sbe nalguvat. Gurl unq ab ivgny
+yvrf."
+ -- Rqvgu Unzvygba, "Gur Terrx Jnl"
+%
+Wrfhf qvrq sbe lbhe fvaf. Znxr vg jbegu uvf gvzr.
+%
+"Wrfhf fnirf...ohg Tergmxl trgf gur erobhaq!"
+ -- Qnavry Uvabwbfn
+%
+Wrfhf jnf xvyyrq ol n Zbeny Znwbevgl.
+%
+Wbua Ovepu Fbpvrgl -- gung cngurgvp znavsrfgngvba bs betnavmrq
+ncbcyrkl.
+ -- Rqjneq C. Zbetna
+%
+Xnfun, a.:
+ Xnfun vf nyjnlf qrsvarq nf "ohpxjurng tebngf". Gurer'f bayl
+bar ceboyrz jvgu guvf qrsvavgvba: jung gur shpx ner "ohpxjurng
+tebngf"? *_V* xabj jung gurl ner -- gurl'er xnfun. Ohg gung qbrfa'g
+uryc *___lbh* zhpu.
+ -- Neguhe Anvzna, "Rirel Tbl'f Thvqr gb Lvqqvfu"
+%
+Xvyy n pbzzvr sbe Puevfg!
+%
+Ynvffrm Snver Rpbabzvpf vf gur gurbel gung vs rnpu npgf yvxr n ihygher,
+nyy jvyy raq nf qbirf.
+%
+Ynetr pngf pna or qnatrebhf, ohg n yvggyr chffl arire uheg nalbar.
+%
+YRG Wrfhf or LBHE napube!
+
+Fb jura Fngna ebpxf lbhe obng, GUEBJ Wrfhf bireobneq!
+%
+... Yrg zr gryy lbh jub gur npghny "sebag-ehaaref" ner. Ba bar fvqr,
+lbh unir Trbetr Ohfu, jub vf pheeragyl tbvat guebhtu n fbeg bs
+sengreavgl unmvat jurerva ur unf gb cresbez n frevrf bs uhzvyvngvat
+fghagf gb jva gur nccebiny bs gur Erchoyvpna Evtug. Sbe rknzcyr, gurl
+unq uvz znxr n fcrrpu bbmvat cenvfr nyy bire Jvyyvnz Ybro, qrprnfrq
+choyvfure bs gur Znapurfgre (A.U.) Havba Yrnqre naq Fyvzr Wbheanyvfg.
+Ybro unq qhzcrq ivpvbhfyl nyy bire Trbetr va gur 1980 Arj Unzcfuver
+cevznel. Ohg jura gur Evtug uryq n ovt gevohgr sbe Ybro, Trbetr pnzr
+onpx gb gur sbyq, yvxr n zna jvgu n ohatrr pbeq jenccrq nebhaq uvf
+arpx.
+ -- Qnir Oneel, "Gur Gjvaxvr naq gur Fdhvq"
+%
+Yvsr vf yvxr n cravf: jura vg'f fbsg lbh pna'g orng vg, naq jura vg'f
+uneq lbh trg shpxrq.
+%
+Yvfc unpxref unir gb or obhaq (gb-qb 'vg) ...
+%
+Yvivat va Ubyyljbbq vf yvxr yvivat va n objy bs tenabyn. Jung nva'g
+sehvgf naq ahgf vf synxrf.
+%
+Ybir qbrf abg znxr gur jbeyq tb nebhaq, whfg hc naq qbja n ovg.
+%
+Zngurzngvpvnaf qb vg va gurbel.
+%
+Zngurzngvpvnaf gnxr vg gb gur yvzvg.
+%
+Znl n qvfrnfrq lnx gnxr n yvxvat gb lbhe fvfgre.
+%
+Znl gur snvel tbq-pnzry yrnir n yhzc ba lbhe cvyybj!
+%
+Znlbe Ivaprag W. `Ohqql' Pvnapv ba gur NPYH'f fhvg gb unir n pvgl
+angvivgl fprar erzbirq:
+ "Gurl'er whfg wrnybhf orpnhfr gurl qba'g unir guerr jvfr zra
+naq n ivetva va gur jubyr betnavmngvba."
+%
+Zrtngba Zna: "YBBX ng gurz! Urycyrff, graqre perngherf, erylvat ba
+ ZR, jnvgvat sbe ZR gb znxr zl zbir!"
+
+(sebz orybj): "Zbir lbhe NFF, Sng-urnq!"
+
+Zrtngba Zna: "Vg vf n ZNAQNGR, naq V nz QHGL OBHAQ gb BORL!"
+%
+Zvffvbanel Cbfvgvba:
+ Gur zvffvbanel ba gbc.
+%
+"Zbfg yrtvfyngbef ner fb qhzo gung gurl pbhyqa'g cbhe cvff bhg bs n
+obbg vs gur vafgehpgvbaf jrer cevagrq ba gur urry."
+%
+Zbggb bs gur Ryrpgevpny Ratvarre:
+ Jbexvat pbzchgre uneqjner vf n ybg yvxr na rerpg cravf: vg
+fgnlf hc nf ybat nf lbh qba'g shpx jvgu vg.
+%
+Zl oebgure-va-ynj unf sbhaq n jnl gb znxr raqf zrrg. Ur tbrf nebhaq
+jvgu uvf urnq fghpx hc uvf nff.
+%
+"Zl pbhagel, evtug be jebat," vf n guvat gung ab cngevbg jbhyq guvax bs
+fnlvat rkprcg va n qrfcrengr pnfr. Vg vf yvxr fnlvat, "Zl zbgure,
+qehax be fbore."
+ -- T. X. Purfgregba
+%
+Zl sngure jnf n perbyr, uvf sngure n Arteb, naq uvf sngure n zbaxrl; zl
+snzvyl, vg frrzf, ortvaf jurer lbhef yrsg bss.
+ -- Nyrknaqer Qhznf, crer
+%
+ Zl Snibevgr Qehtf [Fhat gb Zl Snibevgr Guvatf]
+Errsref naq ebnpu pyvcf naq cncref naq ebyyref
+Pbpnvar naq cebpnvar sbe gjragl lrne zbynef
+Erqf naq crlbgr gb jbex bhg lbhe ohtf
+Gurfr ner n srj bs zl snibevgr qehtf.
+
+Hccref naq qbjaref naq zrgurqevar sernxbhg
+Gnxr fbzr nzcurgnzvarf, jngpu lbhe oenvaf yrnx bhg
+Npvq naq zrfpnyvar chyy bhg lbhe cyhtf
+Gurfr ner n srj bs zl snibevgr qehtf.
+
+Onpxf gung ner cresrpg sbe pneelvat zbaxrlf
+Hfref bs urebva, bsgra pnyyrq whaxvrf
+Zrgunqbar urycf gura gb fgbc orvat guhtf
+Gnxrf gurz bss bar bs zl snibevgr qehtf.
+
+ Ba n onq gevc
+ Jura gur pbcf pbzr
+ Jura V ybfr zl urnq
+ V fvzcyl gnxr zber bs zl snibevgr qehtf
+ Naq gura V'z abg fnq -- V'z qrnq!
+%
+ ARJ NQQVGVBA GB GUR YVOENEL:
+"Fnyyl", gur qrcnegzrag'f arj vasyngnoyr qbyy, vf ninvynoyr ba n
+fubeg-grez erzbiny onfvf bayl -- cyrnfr fvta ure bhg naq erghea ure
+cebzcgyl gb nibvq rkgraqrq jnvgf. (Jr ner fgvyy njnvgvat fuvczrag bs
+bhe "Ovt Wbua" qbyy.)
+%
+Ab jbzna pna pnyy urefrys serr hagvy fur pna pubbfr pbafpvbhfyl jurgure
+fur jvyy be jvyy abg or n zbgure.
+ -- Znetnerg U. Fnatre
+%
+"Abg bayl vf Tbq qrnq, ohg whfg gel gb svaq n cyhzore ba jrrxraqf."
+ -- Jbbql Nyyra
+%
+Abguvat vf orggre guna Frk.
+Znfgheongvba vf orggre guna abguvat.
+Gurersber, Znfgheongvba vf orggre guna Frk.
+%
+Ahxr gur tnl, haobea, onol junyrf sbe Wrfhf.
+%
+B'Evbeqna'f Gurberz:
+ Oenvaf k Ornhgl = Pbafgnag.
+
+Chezny'f Pbebyynel:
+ Nf gur yvzvg bs (Oenvaf k Ornhgl) tbrf gb vasvavgl,
+ninvynovyvgl tbrf gb mreb.
+%
+Bofpravgl vf gur pehgpu bs vanegvphyngr zbgureshpxref.
+%
+Bppvqrag, a.:
+ Gur cneg bs gur jbeyq ylvat jrfg (be rnfg) bs gur Bevrag. Vg
+vf ynetryl vaunovgrq ol Puevfgvnaf, cbjreshy fho-gevor bs gur
+Ulcbpevgrf, jubfr cevapvcny vaqhfgevrf ner zheqre naq purngvat, juvpu
+gurl ner cyrnfrq gb pnyy "jne" naq "pbzzrepr." Gurfr, nyfb, ner gur
+cevapvcny vaqhfgevrf bs gur Bevrag.
+ -- Nzoebfr Ovrepr, "Gur Qrivy'f Qvpgvbanel"
+%
+Bprna, a.:
+ N obql bs jngre bpphclvat nobhg gjb-guveqf bs n jbeyq znqr sbe
+zna -- jub unf ab tvyyf.
+%
+Bapr n lbhat tnl sebz Xunegbhz
+Gbbx n yrfovna hc gb uvf ebbz.
+ Gurl nethrq nyy avtug
+ Bire jub unq gur evtug
+Gb qb jung, naq jvgu juvpu, naq gb jubz.
+%
+Bapr hcba n gvzr, gurer jnf n aba-pbasbezvat fcneebj jub qrpvqrq abg gb
+syl fbhgu sbe gur jvagre. Ubjrire, fbba nsgre gur jrngure ghearq pbyq,
+gur fcneebj punatrq uvf zvaq naq eryhpgnagyl fgnegrq gb syl fbhgu.
+Nsgre n fubeg gvzr, vpr ortna gb sbez uvf ba uvf jvatf naq ur sryy gb
+rnegu va n onealneq nyzbfg sebmra. N pbj cnffrq ol naq penccrq ba guvf
+yvggyr oveq naq gur fcneebj gubhtug vg jnf gur raq, ohg gur znaher
+jnezrq uvz naq qrsebfgrq uvf jvatf. Jnez naq unccl gur yvggyr fcneebj
+ortna gb fvat. Whfg gura, n ynetr Gbz png pnzr ol naq urnevat gur
+puvecvat vairfgvtngrq gur fbhaqf. Nf Byq Gbz pyrnerq njnl gur znaher,
+ur sbhaq gur puvecvat oveq naq cebzcgyl ngr uvz.
+
+Gurer ner guerr zbenyf gb guvf fgbel:
+
+(1) Rirelbar jub fuvgf ba lbh vf abg arprffnevyl lbhe rarzl.
+(2) Rirelbar jub trgf lbh bhg bs fuvg vf abg arprffnevyl lbhe sevraq.
+(3) Vs lbh ner jnez naq unccl va n cvyr bs fuvg, xrrc lbhe zbhgu fuhg.
+%
+Bar qnl Cerfvqrag Erntna, Punvezna Naqebcbi, gur Cbcr, naq n obl fpbhg
+jrer sylvat gbtrgure va na nvecynar. Evtug bhg va gur zvqqyr bs
+abjurer gur cynar qrirybcrq ratvar gebhoyr naq fgnegrq gb tb qbja.
+Hasbeghangryl, bayl guerr cnenpuhgrf pbhyq or sbhaq sbe gur sbhe
+cnffratref! Naqebcbi tenoorq bar bs gur cnenpuhgrf naq qrpynerq
+"Pbzenqrf, nf yrnqre bs gur fbpvnyvfg jbexref eribyhgvba, zl yvsr zhfg
+or fcnerq," naq ur whzcrq bhg bs gur cynar. Gura Erntna rkpynvzrq "Nf
+yrnqre bs gur terngrfg angvba ba rnegu, V zhfg xrrc gur jbeyq fnsr sbe
+qrzbpenpl," naq jvgu gung ur gbb whzcrq gb fnsrgl. Abj vs lbh ner
+sbyybjvat nyy guvf (be pbhagvat ba lbhe svatref) lbh zhfg frr gung
+gurer vf bayl bar cnenpuhgr yrsg sbe gur gjb erznvavat cnffratref. Gur
+Cbcr ybbxrq xvaqyl hcba gur obl fpbhg naq fnvq "V unir unq n ybat naq
+cebqhpgvir yvsr, zl fba. Lbh gnxr gur cnenpuhgr naq yrnir zr va Tbq'f
+unaqf." "Gung'f irel xvaq bs lbh," gur bofreinag fpbhg ercyvrq, "ohg
+gurer vf ab arrq. Erntna whfg whzcrq bhg jvgu zl xancfnpx."
+%
+"Bar Fngheqnl nsgreabba, qhevat gur pnzcnvta gb qrpvqr jurgure be abg
+gurer fubhyq or n Pbnfgny Pbzzvffvba, V gbbx n uryvpbcgre evqr sebz Ybf
+Natryrf gb Fna Qvrtb. Jr cnffrq frireny fgngr ornpurf, fbzr pebjqrq
+naq fbzr iveghnyyl rzcgl. Gurl unq gur fnzr snpvyvgvrf, naq va fbzr
+pnfrf gur pebjqrq naq gur rzcgl ornpu jrer jvguva n dhnegre zvyr bs
+rnpu bgure. Boivbhfyl znal ornpu-tbref cersre gb or pebjqrq gbtrgure.
+Ohlvat zber ornpurf gung crbcyr jba'g tb gb orpnhfr gurl cersre gb or
+pebjqrq gbtrgure ba bar ornpu vf n evqvphybhf jnfgr bs bhe angheny
+erfbheprf naq bhe gnkrf."
+ -- Ebanyq Erntna
+%
+Bar guvat V unir ab jbeel nobhg vf jurgure Tbq rkvfgf. Ohg vg unf
+bppheerq gb zr gung Tbq unf Nymurvzre'f naq unf sbetbggra jr rkvfg.
+ -- Wnar Jntare, "Gur Frnepu sbe Fvtaf bs Vagryyvtrag
+ Yvsr va gur Havirefr"
+%
+Bcvavbaf ner yvxr nffubyrf -- rirelbar'f tbg bar, ohg abobql jnagf gb
+ybbx ng gur bgure thl'f.
+ -- Uny Uvpxzna
+%
+Bhe [fbsgonyy] grnz hfhnyyl chgf gur bgure jbzna ng frpbaq onfr, jurer
+gur znkvzhz cbffvoyr ahzore bs znyrf pna trg gurer ba fubeg abgvpr gb
+uryc bhg va pnfr bs rzretrapl. Nf sne nf V pna gryy, bhe frpbaq
+onfrjbzna vf n cerggl tbbq onfronyy cynlre, orggre guna V nz, naljnl,
+ohg gurer'f ab jnl gb xabj sbe fher orpnhfr vs gur onyy trgf naljurer
+arne ure, n znyr pbzrf onetvat bire sebz, fnl, evtug svryq, gb qrny
+jvgu vg. Fur'f orra ba gur grnz sbe guerr frnfbaf abj, ohg gur znyrf
+fgvyy qba'g gehfg ure. Gurl xabj, qrrc va gurve fbhyf, gung vs fur unq
+gb pubbfr orgjrra pngpuvat n syl onyy naq fnivat na vasnag'f yvsr, fur
+cebonoyl jbhyq ryrpg gb fnir gur vasnag'f yvsr, jvgubhg rire
+pbafvqrevat jurgure gurer jrer zra ba onfr.
+ -- Qnir Oneel, "Fcbegf vf n Qent"
+%
+"Bhe tbireazrag unf xrcg hf va n crecrghny fgngr bs srne -- xrcg hf va
+n pbagvahbhf fgnzcrqr bs cngevbgvp sreibe -- jvgu gur pel bs tenir
+angvbany rzretrapl... Nyjnlf gurer unf orra fbzr greevoyr rivy gb
+tbooyr hf hc vs jr qvq abg oyvaqyl enyyl oruvaq vg ol sheavfuvat gur
+rkbeovgnag fhzf qrznaqrq. Lrg, va ergebfcrpg, gurfr qvfnfgref frrz
+arire gb unir unccrarq, frrz arire gb unir orra dhvgr erny."
+ -- Trareny Qbhtynf ZnpNeguhe, 1957
+%
+ Bireurneq va n one:
+Zna: "Url, Onol, V'q fher yvxr gb trg va lbhe cnagf!"
+Jbzna: "Ab, gunaxf, V'ir nyernql tbg bar nff-ubyr va gurer abj."
+%
+Crbcyr jub qrirybc gur unovg bs guvaxvat bs gurzfryirf nf jbeyq
+pvgvmraf ner shysvyyvat gur svefg erdhverzrag bs fnavgl va bhe gvzr.
+ -- Abezna Pbhfvaf
+%
+Culfvpvfgf qb vg jvgu punez
+%
+Cbyvgvpvnaf qb vg gb rirelbar.
+%
+Cbfgrevgl jvyy ar're fheirl
+N aboyre tenir guna guvf;
+Urer yvr gur obarf bs Pnfgyrerntu;
+Fgbc, geniryre, naq cvff.
+ -- Ybeq Oleba, ba Ybeq Pnfgyrerntu
+%
+Cebpenfgvangbef qb vg gbzbeebj.
+%
+Cebfgvghgvba vf gur bayl ohfvarff jurer lbh pna tb vagb gur ubyr naq
+fgvyy pbzr bhg nurnq.
+%
+D: Ubj qb lbh cynl eryvtvbhf ebhyrggr?
+N: Lbh fgnaq nebhaq va n pvepyr naq oynfcurzr naq frr jub trgf fgehpx
+ ol yvtugavat svefg.
+%
+D: Ubj qb lbh gryy vs na Ryrcunag unf orra znxvat ybir va lbhe
+ onpxlneq?
+N: Vs nyy lbhe genfupna yvaref ner zvffvat ...
+%
+D: Ubj qb lbh gryy vs lbh'er znxvat ybir gb n ahefr, n fpubbygrnpure,
+ be na nveyvar fgrjneqrff?
+N: N ahefr fnlf: "Guvf jba'g uheg n ovg." N fpubbygrnpure fnlf:
+ "Jr'er tbvat gb unir gb qb guvf bire naq bire ntnva hagvy jr trg vg
+ evtug." Na nveyvar fgrjneqrff fnlf: "Whfg ubyq guvf bire lbhe
+ zbhgu naq abfr, naq oerngu abeznyyl."
+%
+D: Ubj znal evtug-gb-yvsref qbrf vg gnxr gb punatr n yvtug ohyo?
+N: Gjb. Bar gb fperj vg va naq bar gb fnl gung yvtug fgnegrq jura gur
+ fperjvat ortna.
+%
+D: Ubj znal fhccyl-fvqref qbrf vg gnxr gb punatr n yvtug ohyo?
+N: Abar. Gur qnexarff jvyy pnhfr gur yvtug ohyo gb punatr ol vgfrys.
+%
+D: Ubj zhpu zbarl qb lbh tvir gb n 900 sbbg Wrfhf?
+N: Nf zhpu nf ur jnagf.
+%
+D: Vs Gnemna jnf Wrjvfu, naq Wnar jnf n cevaprff, jung jbhyq Purrgnu
+ or?
+N: N she pbng.
+%
+D: Jung qb lbh qb jvgu na ryrcunag jvgu guerr onyyf?
+N: Jnyx uvz naq cvgpu gb gur euvab.
+%
+D: Jung qb lbh trg jura lbh pebff Wnzrf Qrna jvgu Ebanyq Erntna?
+N: N erory jvgubhg n pyhr.
+%
+D: Jung vf "FZBBECYNL"?
+N: Vg'f jung FZHESF qb orsber gurl FZHPX, bs pbhefr!
+%
+D: Jung vf gur jbefg fgbel Uryra Xryyre rire ernq?
+N: N purrfr tengre
+%
+D: Jung'f Wrjvfu sbercynl?
+N: Gjb ubhef bs orttvat.
+%
+D: Jurer pna lbh ohl oynpx ynpr pebgpuyrff cnagvrf sbe furrc?
+N: Serqevpx'f bs Vgunpn, Arj Lbex.
+%
+D: Jurer qbrf ivetva jbby pbzr sebz?
+N: Htyl furrc.
+%
+D: Jul qbrf Uryra Xryyre znfgheongr jvgu bar unaq?
+N: Fb fur pna zbna jvgu gur bgure!
+%
+"Dhrrafobeb cerfvqrag Qbanyq Znaavf, punetrq jvgu erprvivat oevorf va
+rkpunatr sbe pvgl pbagenpgf, erfvtarq ba Ghrfqnl. Znaavf srryf ur zhfg
+qribgr zber gvzr gb vzcraqvat yvgvtngvba, fbzr bs juvpu zvtug rznangr
+sebz n erprag fgngrzrag ur znqr pbzcnevat Arj Lbex Znlbe Rq Xbpu gb
+Anmv Znegva Obeznaa. N fcbxrfzna sebz gur Obeznaa rfgngr fnvq gurl ner
+jrvtuvat gur bqqf bs n fynaqre fhvg. Znlbe Xbpu pbhyq anghenyyl or
+ernpurq sbe pbzzrag, ohg jr pubfr abg gb yvfgra."
+ -- Qraavf Zvyyre, "Fngheqnl Avtug Yvir"
+%
+Enaqry, a.:
+ N abafrafvpny cbrz erpvgrq ol Vevfu fpubbyoblf nf na ncbybtl
+sbe snegvat ng n sevraq.
+ -- Zef. Olear'f Qvpgvbanel bs Hahfhny, Bofpher &
+ Cercbfgrebhf Jbeqf
+%
+Erntna pna'g _n_p_g rvgure
+%
+Erzrzore jura lbh jrer n xvq naq gur oblf qvqa'g yvxr gur tveyf? Bayl
+fvffvrf yvxrq tveyf? Jung V'z gelvat gb gryy lbh vf gung abguvat'f
+punatrq. Lbh guvax oblf tebj bhg bs abg yvxvat tveyf, ohg jr qba'g
+tebj bhg bs vg. Jr whfg tebj ubeal. Gung'f gur ceboyrz. Jr zvk hc
+yvxvat chffl sbe yvxvat tveyf. Oryvrir zr, bar pbhyqa'g unir yrff gb
+qb jvgu gur bgure.
+ -- Whyrf Srvssre
+%
+Erchoyvpnaf pbafhzr guerr-sbheguf bs gur ehgnontn cebqhprq va guvf
+pbhagel. Gur erznvaqre vf guebja bhg.
+%
+Erchoyvpnaf envfr qnuyvnf, Qnyzngvnaf naq rlroebjf.
+Qrzbpengf envfr Nverqnyrf, xvqf naq gnkrf.
+
+Qrzbpengf rng gur svfu gurl pngpu.
+Erchoyvpnaf unat gurz ba gur jnyy.
+
+Erchoyvpna oblf qngr Qrzbpengvp tveyf. Gurl cyna gb zneel Erchoyvpna
+tveyf, ohg srry gurl'er ragvgyrq gb n yvggyr sha svefg.
+
+Qrzbpengf znxr hc cynaf naq gura qb fbzrguvat ryfr.
+Erchoyvpnaf sbyybj gur cynaf gurve tenaqsnguref znqr.
+
+Erchoyvpnaf pbafhzr guerr-sbheguf bs gur ehgnontn cebqhprq va gur HFN.
+Gur erznvaqre vf guebja bhg.
+
+Erchoyvpnaf fyrrc va gjva orqf -- fbzr rira va frcnengr ebbzf.
+Gung vf jul gurer ner zber Qrzbpengf.
+ -- Gur Bssvpvny Ehyrf, nf pbzcvyrq ol Cnhy Qvpxfba
+%
+Erchoyvpnaf graq gb xrrc gurve funqrf qenja, nygubhtu gurer vf fryqbz
+nal ernfba jul gurl fubhyq. Qrzbpengf bhtug gb, ohg qba'g.
+%
+Ebanyq Erntna -- Nzrevpn'f snibevgr cynprob
+%
+Fnvq n ubeal lbhat tvey sebz Zvycvgnf,
+"Zl snibevgr fcbeg vf pbvghf."
+ Ohg n shyyonpx sebz Fgngr
+ Znqr ure crevbq yngr,
+Naq abj fur unf nguyrgr'f srghf
+%
+Fnvq n fjvatvat lbhat puvpx anzrq Ylgu
+Jubfr iveghr jnf ynetryl n zlgu,
+ "Gel nf uneq nf V pna,
+ V pna'g svaq n zna
+Gung vg'f sha gb or iveghbhf jvgu."
+%
+Fnvq Rvafgrva, "V unir na rdhngvba
+Juvpu gb fbzr znl frrz enorynvfvna:
+ Yrg _I or ivetvavgl
+ Nccebnpuvat vasvavgl;
+Yrg _C or n pbafgnag crefhnfvba;
+
+"Yrg _I bire _C or vairegrq
+Jvgu gur fdhner ebbg bs _Z_h vafregrq
+ _A gvzrf vagb _I ...
+ Gur erfhyg, D.R.Q.,
+Vf n eryngvir!" Rvafgrva nffregrq.
+%
+Fnir Fbivrg Wrjel -- Jva Inyhnoyr Cevmrf!!!!
+%
+Frk vf yvxr n oevqtr tnzr -- Vs lbh unir n tbbq unaq ab cnegare vf
+arrqrq.
+%
+Frk vf bar bs gur avar ernfbaf sbe ervapneangvba ... gur bgure rvtug
+ner havzcbegnag.
+ -- Urael Zvyyre
+%
+Frk vf gur cbbe zna'f bcren.
+ -- T. O. Funj
+%
+Fur nfxrq zr vs V ybirq ure fgvyy. "Lrf," V ercyvrq. "V'ir arire unq
+lbh nal bgure jnl."
+%
+Fur ungrf grfgvpyrf, guhf yvzvgvat gur zra fur pna nqzver gb Qrzbpengvp
+pnaqvqngrf sbe cerfvqrag.
+ -- Wbua Terrajnl, "Gur Nzrevpna Genqvgvba", ba srzvavfg
+ Ryvmnorgu Tbhyq Qnivf
+%
+... Fb guvf vf n irel pbashfvat fvghngvba, naq jung znxrf vg rira jbefr
+vf, bhe fgnaqneqf xrrc punatvat. Gnxr Cynlobl zntnmvar. Onpx va gur
+1950f, jura V fgnegrq ernqvat vg fgevpgyl sbe gur negvpyrf, Cynlobl jnf
+pbafvqrerq whfg nobhg gur enpvrfg guvat nebhaq, rira gubhtu nyy vg rire
+fubjrq jnf jbzra'f oernfgf. Tenagrq, nal tvira bar bs gurfr oernfgf
+jbhyq unir cebivqrq nqrdhngr furygre sbe n snzvyl bs sbhe, ohg gur
+birenyy rssrpg jnf ab zber rkcyvpvg guna znal choyvpngvbaf jr guvax
+abguvat bs gbqnl, fhpu nf Fcbegf Vyyhfgengrq'f Naahny Avccyrf Cbxvat
+Guebhtu Fjvzfhvgf Vffhr.
+ -- Qnir Oneel, "Cbeabtencul"
+%
+Fbbare be yngre, trarenyf jvyy bja lbh.
+%
+Fgngvfgvpvnaf qb vg jvgu 95% pbasvqrapr.
+%
+Fgngvfgvpvnaf cebonoyl qb vg.
+%
+Fhocbran, a.:
+ Sebz gur ebbg "fho", orybj, naq gur Yngva "cbran" sbe znyr
+betna be cravf. Gurersber, "orybj gur cravf" be "ol gur onyyf."
+%
+Fhccbeg gur evtug bs haobea znyrf gb orne nezf!
+ -- N choyvp freivpr naabhaprzrag sebz Culyyvf Fpuynsyl,
+ gur Pngubyvp Puhepu, naq gur Angvbany Evsyr
+ Nffbpvngvba
+%
+Fher rngvat lbtheg jvyy vzcebir lbhe frk yvsr. Crbcyr xabj gung vs
+lbh'yy rng gung fghss, lbh'yy rng nalguvat.
+%
+Fher, Erntna unf cebzvfrq gb gnxr fravyvgl grfgf. Ohg jung vs ur
+sbetrgf?
+%
+"Gnkrf fubhyq uheg. V whfg znvyrq zl bja gnk erghea ynfg avtug naq V
+nz cercnerq gb fnl `bhpu!' nf ybhq nf nalbar."
+ -- Ebanyq Erntna
+%
+"Gur Nezl vf n cynpr jurer lbh trg hc rneyl va gur zbeavat gb or lryyrq
+ng ol crbcyr jvgu fubeg unvephgf naq gval oenvaf."
+ -- Qnir Oneel
+%
+ Gur ovt ceboyrz jvgu cbeabtencul vf qrsvavat vg. Lbh pna'g
+whfg fnl vg'f cvpgherf bs crbcyr anxrq. Sbe rknzcyr, lbh unir gurfr
+cevzvgvir Nsevpna gevorf gung rkvfg ol punfvat gur jvyqrorrfg ba sbbg,
+naq gurl unir gb tb nebhaq ynetryl anxrq, orpnhfr, nf gur byq gevony
+fnlvat tbrf: "A'jnz x'ubav fbvg dhv znyv," juvpu zrnaf, "Vs lbh guvax
+lbh pna pngpu n jvyqrorrfg va guvf pyvzngr naq jrne pybgurf ng gur fnzr
+gvzr, gura V unir fbzr ornpu sebag cebcregl va gur qrfreg ertvba bs
+Abegurea Znyv gung lbh znl or vagrerfgrq va."
+ Fb vg'f abg pbafvqrerq cbeabtencuvp jura Angvbany Trbtencuvp
+choyvfurf pbybe cubgbtencuf bs gurfr crbcyr uhagvat gur jvyqrorrfg
+anxrq, be cbhaqvat bar ebpx bagb nabgure ebpx sbe fbzr cevzvgvir ernfba
+anxrq, be jungrire. Ohg vs Angvbany Trbtencuvp jrer gb choyvfu na
+negvpyr ragvgyrq "Gur Tveyf bs gur Pnyvsbeavn Whavbe Pbyyrtr Flfgrz
+Uhag gur Jvyqrorrfg Anxrq," fbzr crbcyr jbhyq pnyy vg cbeabtencul. Ohg
+bguref jbhyq abg. Naq fgvyy bguref, fhpu nf gur Fcrpgnphyneyl Eri.
+Wreel Snyjryy, jbhyq trg hcfrg nobhg frrvat gur jvyqrorrfg anxrq.
+ -- Qnir Oneel, "Cbeabtencul"
+%
+Gur pbzchgre vf gur hygvzngr cbyyhgre: vgf fuvg vf vaqvfgvathvfunoyr
+sebz gur sbbq vg cebqhprf.
+%
+ Gur qrsrafr nggbearl jnf unzzrevat njnl ng gur cynvagvss: "Lbh
+pynvz," ur wrrerq, "gung zl pyvrag pnzr ng lbh jvgu n oebxra obggyr va
+uvf unaq. Ohg vf vg abg gehr, gung lbh unq fbzrguvat va LBHE unaq?"
+
+ "Lrf," ur nqzvggrq, "uvf jvsr. Irel punezvat, bs pbhefr, ohg
+abg zhpu tbbq va n svtug."
+%
+Gur qvssrerapr orgjrra guvf fpubby naq n pnpghf cynag vf gung gur
+pnpghf unf gur cevpxf ba gur bhgfvqr.
+%
+... Gur Sngure, gur Fba naq gur Ubyl Tubfg jbhyq arire guebj gur Qrivy
+bhg bs Urnira nf ybat nf gurl fgvyy arrq uvz nf n sbhegu sbe oevqtr.
+ -- Yrggre va ARJ YVOREGNEVNA ABGRF #19
+%
+ Gur Tenl-unverq Jbzna'f Pbzcynvag
+
+Zl onpx npurf, zl chffl vf fber;
+V fvzcyl pna'g shpx nal zber;
+ V'z pbirerq jvgu fjrng,
+ Naq lbh unira'g pbzr lrg,
+Naq zl Tbq, vg'f n dhnegre gb sbhe!
+%
+Gur zna jub fnvq "N oveq va gur unaq'f jbegu gjb va gur ohfu" unf orra
+chggvat uvf oveq va gur *JEBAT* ohfurf.
+%
+GUR ZK VF TBBQ SBE GUR RPBABZL. Bar vzcbegnag ernfba jr unir n Qrsrafr
+Qrcnegzrag vf gung jura jr tvir vg zbarl, vg fcraqf vg, juvpu perngrf
+wbof, jurernf vs jr yrsg gur zbarl va gur unaqf bs pvivyvnaf, jr qba'g
+xabj jung gurl'q qb jvgu vg. Cebonoyl chg vg va bcra gerapurf naq frg
+vg ba sver. Gur ZK jvyy perngr na rfcrpvnyyl ynetr ahzore bs wbof
+orpnhfr bs gur ahzore bs jneurnqf vg pneevrf. Vg pneevrf n gbgny bs 10
+jneurnqf. Guvf perngrf n terng qrny bs rzcyblzrag, orpnhfr lbh unir
+lbhe Jneurnq Znxref, lbhe Jneurnq Yvsgref, lbhe Crefbaf Jub Gnc gur
+Jneurnqf Tragyl jvgu Ehoore Znyyrgf gb Jrqtr Gurz Nyy Fahtyl Vagb gur
+Abfr Pbar, lbhe Crefbaf Jub Whfg Jnyx Nebhaq Cynlvat Fbbguvat Pnffrggrf
+ol Erpbeqvat Negvfgf fhpu nf Creel Pbzb Fb Jr Qba'g Unir Nal Zber
+Rcvfbqrf Jurer n Jbexre Jub vf Rkcrevrapvat Fbzr Fgenva Fgvpxf n
+Jneurnq va gur Rzcyblrr Pnsrgrevn Zvpebjnir naq Frgf Vg Ba Ebnfg, rgp.
+Jr ner gnyxvat nobhg n ybg bs wbof.
+ -- Qnir Oneel, "Ng Ynfg, gur Hygvzngr Qrgreerag Ntnvafg
+ Cbyvgvpny Snyybhg"
+%
+Gur bgure avtug V jnf univat frk, ohg gur tvey uhat hc ba zr.
+%
+Gur bjare bs n ynetr sheavgher fgber va gur zvq-jrfg neevirq va Senapr
+ba n ohlvat gevc. Nf ur jnf purpxvat vagb n ubgry ur fgehpx hc na
+npdhnvagnapr jvgu n ornhgvshy lbhat ynql. Ubjrire, fur bayl fcbxr
+Serapu naq ur bayl fcbxr Ratyvfu, fb rnpu pbhyqa'g haqrefgnaq n jbeq
+gur bgure fcbxr. Ur gbbx bhg n crapvy naq n abgrobbx naq qerj n
+cvpgher bs n gnkv. Fur fzvyrq, abqqrq ure urnq naq gurl jrag sbe n
+evqr va gur cnex. Yngre, ur qerj n cvpgher bs n gnoyr va n erfgnhenag
+jvgu n dhrfgvba znex naq fur abqqrq, fb gurl jrag gb qvaare. Nsgre
+qvaare ur fxrgpurq gjb qnapref naq fur jnf qryvtugrq. Gurl jrag gb
+frireny avtugpyhof, qenax punzcntar, qnaprq naq unq n tybevbhf
+riravat. Vg unq tbggra dhvgr yngr jura fur zbgvbarq sbe gur crapvy naq
+qerj n cvpgher bs n sbhe-cbfgre orq. Ur jnf qhzosbhaqrq, naq unf arire
+or noyr gb haqrefgnaq ubj fur xarj ur jnf va gur sheavgher ohfvarff.
+%
+Gur ceboyrz jvgu orvat orfg zna ng n jrqqvat vf gung lbh arire trg n
+punapr gb cebir vg.
+%
+Gur erny ceboyrz jvgu shpxvat n furrc vf gung lbh unir gb jnyx nebhaq
+va sebag rirel gvzr lbh jnag gb xvff ure.
+%
+Gur ernfba jr arrq gur ZK zvffvyr flfgrz vf gung gur zvffvyrf jr
+pheeragyl unir va gur tebhaq ner gur Zvahgrzna zbqry, juvpu vf irel
+byq. Gur Qrsrafr Qrcnegzrag pna'g rira erzrzore jurer unys bs gurz
+ner. Vafrpgf unir ohvyg arfgf va gurz. Crbcyr unir ohvyg ubhfrf
+qverpgyl bire gur fvybf. Jung guvf zrnaf, bs pbhefr, vf gung vs jr
+rire arrqrq gurz gb uryc boyvgrengr nyy uhzna yvsr ba gur cynarg, gurl
+pbhyq or n erny rzoneenffzrag. V zrna, znlor LBH'ER pbzsbegnoyr jvgu
+gur cebfcrpg bs zvffvyrf gung ner fhccbfrq gb ercerfrag lbh onetvat
+bire gur Abegu Cbyr genvyvat fuerqf bs cbylrfgre pnecrgvat sebz fbzr
+erperngvba ebbz va Fbhgu Qnxbgn, ohg lbhe fgengrtvp qrsrafr cynaaref
+ner abg.
+ -- Qnir Oneel, "Ng Ynfg, gur Hygvzngr Qrgreerag Ntnvafg
+ Cbyvgvpny Snyybhg"
+%
+Gur fretrnag jnyxrq vagb gur fubjre naq pnhtug zr tvivat zlfrys n
+qvfubabenoyr qvfpunetr. Jvgubhg zvffvat n orng, V fnvq, "Vg'f zl qvpx
+naq V pna jnfu vg nf snfg nf V jnag!"
+%
+ Gur Fcyvg-Ngbz Oyhrf
+
+Tvzzr Gjvaxvrf, tvzzr jvar,
+ Tvzzr wrnaf ol Pnyiva Xyvar ...
+Ohg vs lbh fcyvg gubfr ngbzf svar,
+ Znzn xrrc 'rz bss gubfr trarf bs zvar!
+
+Tvzzr mvgf, gnxr zl qbhtu,
+ Tvzzr nefravp va zl wryyl ebyy ...
+Pnyy gur qrivy naq fryy zl fbhy,
+ Ohg Znzn xrrc qrz ngbzf jubyr!
+ -- Zvyb Oybbz, "Oybbz Pbhagl"
+%
+"Gur Fgngr bs Pnyvsbeavn unf ab ohfvarff fhofvqvmvat vagryyrpghny
+phevbfvgl."
+ -- Ebanyq Erntna
+%
+Gur fhcrecbjref bsgra orunir yvxr gjb urnivyl nezrq oyvaq zra srryvat
+gurve jnl nebhaq n ebbz, rnpu oryvrivat uvzfrys va zbegny crevy sebz
+gur bgure, jubz ur nffhzrf gb unir cresrpg ivfvba. Rnpu graqf gb
+nfpevor gb gur bgure fvqr n pbafvfgrapl, sbefvtug naq pburerapr gung
+vgf bja rkcrevrapr oryvrf. Bs pbhefr, rira gjb oyvaq zra pna qb
+rabezbhf qnzntr gb rnpu bgure, abg gb fcrnx bs gur ebbz.
+ -- Urael Xvffvatre
+%
+Gur Havgrq Fgngrf Nezl;
+194 lrnef bs cebhq freivpr,
+haunzcrerq ol cebterff.
+%
+Gur Havgrq Fgngrf vf yvxr gur thl ng gur cnegl jub tvirf pbpnvar gb
+rirelobql naq fgvyy abobql yvxrf uvz.
+ -- Wvz Fnzhryf
+%
+"Gur ibgref unir fcbxra, gur onfgneqf ..."
+%
+"Gur jubyr jbeyq vf nobhg guerr qevaxf oruvaq."
+ -- Uhzcuerl Obtneg
+%
+Gur jbeq "fcvar" vf, bs pbhefr, na nantenz bs "cravf". Guvf vf gehr va
+nyzbfg svsgl creprag bs gur ynathntrf bs gur Tnynkl, naq znal crbcyr
+unir nggrzcgrq gb rkcynva jul. Hfhnyyl gurfr rkcynangvbaf trg obttrq
+qbja va fvyyl chaf nobhg "fgnaqvat rerpg".
+ -- Qbhtynf Nqnzf, "Gur Uvgpuuvxre'f Thvqr gb gur Tnynkl"
+%
+Gur jbeyq vf na 8000 zvyr va qvnzrgre fcurevpny cvyr bs fuvg.
+%
+ Gurz Gbnq Fhpxref
+
+Ubj 'obhg gurz gbnq fhpxref, nva'g gurl pybqf?
+Fvggva' gurer fhpxva' gurz terra gbnql sebtf!
+
+Fhpxva' gurz ubc gbnqf, fhpxva' gurz puhaxref,
+Fhpxva' gurz n yrncl glcr, fhpxva' gurz syhaxref.
+
+Ybbx ng gurz gbnq fhpxref, nva'g gurl fanccl?
+Fhpxva' gurz obt sebtf fher znxr'f 'rz unccl!
+
+Gurz uhttre zhttre gbnq fhpxref, jnl qbja fbhgu,
+Fgvpxva' gurz fhpxl gbnqf va gurl zbhgu!
+
+Ubj gb or n gbnq fhpxre, ab jnl gb qhpx vg,
+Trg lbhefrys n gbnq, erne onpx, naq fhpx vg!
+ -- Znfba Jvyyvnzf
+%
+Gurer ner nyfb n ybg bs avpr ohvyqvatf va Unvcubat. Jung gurve
+pbagevohgvbaf ner gb gur jne rssbeg V qba'g xabj, ohg gur qrfver gb
+obzo n ivetva ohvyqvat vf greevsvp.
+ -- Pbzznaqre Urael Heona We.
+%
+Gurer ner eribyhgvbaf gung ner fjrrcvat gur jbeyq naq jr va Nzrevpn
+unir orra va n cbfvgvba bs gelvat gb fgbc gurz. Jvgu nyy gur jrnygu bs
+Nzrevpn, jvgu nyy bs gur zvyvgnel fgeratgu bs Nzrevpn, gubfr
+eribyhgvbaf ner eribyhgvbaf ntnvafg n sbez bs cbyvgvpny naq rpbabzvp
+betnavmngvba va gur pbhagevrf bs Nfvn naq gur Zvqqyr Rnfg gung ner
+bccerffvir. Gurl ner eribyhgvbaf ntnvafg srhqnyvfz. [1952]
+ -- Fhcerzr Pbheg Whfgvpr Jvyyvnz B. Qbhtynf
+%
+Gurer ner gjb fvqrf gb rirel qvibepr: lbhef naq gur fuvgurnq'f.
+%
+"Gurer vf n Tbq, ohg Ur qevaxf"
+ -- Oyber
+%
+Gurer bapr jnf n pbhcyr anzrq Xryyrl,
+Jub yvirq gurve yvsr oryyl gb oryyl.
+ Orpnhfr va gurve unfgr
+ Gurl hfrq Yvoenel Cnfgr,
+Vafgrnq bs Crgebyrhz Wryyl.
+%
+Gurer bapr jnf n svrfgl lbhat greevre
+Jub yvxrq gb ovgr tveyf ba gur qreevrer.
+ Ur'q lvc naq ur'q lnc,
+ Gura yrnc hc naq fanc;
+Naq gur snvere gur qreevrer gur zreevre.
+%
+Gurer bapr jnf n serfuzna anzrq Yva,
+Jubfr gbby jnf nf guva nf n cva,
+ N ivetva anzrq Wbna
+ Sebz n ovoyr oryg ubzr,
+Fnvq "Guvf jba'g or zhpu bs n fva."
+%
+Gurer bapr jnf n unpxre anzrq Xra
+Jub vaurevgrq gehpxybnqf bs Lra
+ Fb ur ohvyg uvz fbzr puvpxf
+ Bs fvyvpba puvcf
+Naq unfa'g orra urneq sebz fvapr gura.
+%
+Gurer bapr jnf n ynql sebz Rkrgre,
+Fb cerggl gung zra penarq gurve arpxf ng ure.
+ Bar jnf rira fb oenir
+ Nf gb gnxr bhg naq jnir
+Gur qvfgvathvfuvat znex bs uvf frk ng ure.
+%
+Gurer bapr jnf n zna anzrq Rhtrar
+Jub vairagrq n fperjvat znpuvar
+ Pbapnir naq pbairk
+ Vg freirq rvgure frk
+Naq vg cynlrq jvgu vgfrys va orgjrra.
+%
+Gurer bapr jnf n cyhzore sebz Yrvtu,
+Jub jnf cyhzovat uvf znvq ol gur frn,
+ Fnvq fur, "Cyrnfr fgbc cyhzovat,
+ V guvax fbzrbar'f pbzvat!"
+Fnvq ur, "Lrf V xabj ybir, vg'f zr."
+%
+Gurer bapr jnf n dhrra bs Ohytnevn
+Jubfr ohfu unq tebja unvevre naq unvevre,
+ Gvyy n cevapr sebz Creh
+ Jub pnzr hc sbe n fperj
+Unq gb uhag sbe ure phag jvgu n greevre.
+%
+Gurer bapr jnf n Fpbg anzrq ZpNzrgre
+Jvgu n gbby bs cebqvtvbhf qvnzrgre.
+ Vg jnf abg gur fvmr
+ Gung pnhfr fhpu fhecevfr;
+'Gjnf uvf eulguz -- vnzovp cragnzrgre.
+%
+Gurer jnf n oyhrfgbpxvat va Syberapr
+Jebgr nagv-frk cnzcuyrgf va gbeeragf,
+ Gvyy n Fcnavfu tenaqrr,
+ Tbg ure bss jvgu uvf xarr,
+Naq fur ohearq nyy ure jbexf jvgu noubeerapr.
+%
+Gurer jnf n tnl pbhagrff bs Oenl,
+Naq lbh znl guvax vg bqq jura V fnl,
+ Gung va fcvgr bs uvtu fgngvba,
+ Enax naq rqhpngvba,
+Fur nyjnlf fcryyrq phag jvgu n "x".
+%
+Gurer jnf n lbhat sryybj anzrq Oyvff
+Jubfr frk yvsr jnf fgenatryl nzvff,
+ Sbe rira jvgu Irahf
+ Uvf erpnypvgenag cravf
+Jbhyq arire qb orggre guna g
+ u
+ v
+ f
+ .
+%
+Gurer jnf n lbhat tvey sebz Ubat Xbat
+Jubfr preivpny pnc jnf n tbat.
+ Fur fnvq jvgu n lryy,
+ Nf n fubg enat ure oryy,
+"V'yy tvir lbh n qvat sbe n qbat!"
+%
+Gurer jnf n lbhat tvey anzrq Fnccuver
+Jub fhpphzorq gb ure ybire'f qrfver.
+ Fur fnvq, "Vg'f n fva,
+ Ohg abj gung vg'f va,
+Pbhyq lbh fubir vg n srj vapurf uvture?"
+%
+Gurer jnf n lbhat tvey bs Natvan
+Jub fgergpurq pngthg npebff ure intvan.
+ Sebz gur ybir-znxvat sebpx
+ (Jvgu gur cebcre fvmrq pbpx)
+Pnzr Gbpngn naq Shthr va Q zvabe.
+%
+Gurer jnf n lbhat tvey bs Qnewrryvat
+Jub pbhyq qnapr jvgu fhpu rkdhvfvgr srryvat
+ Gurer jnf arire n fbhaq
+ Sbe zvyrf nebhaq
+Fnir bs syl-ohggbaf uvggvat gur prvyvat.
+%
+Gurer jnf n lbhat ynq anzr bs Qhepna
+Jub jnf nyjnlf wrexva' uvf turexva.
+ Uvf sngure fnvq, "Qhepna!
+ Fgbc wrexva' lbhe turexva!
+Lbhe turexva'f sbe srexva', abg wrexva'.
+%
+Gurer jnf n lbhat ynql sebz Znvar
+Jub pynvzrq fur unq zra ba ure oenva.
+ Ohg lbh xarj sebz gur ivrj,
+ Nf ure noqbzra terj,
+Vg jnf abg ba ure oenva gung ur'q ynva.
+%
+Gurer jnf n lbhat ynql anzrq Pynve
+Jub cbffrffrq n zntavsvprag cnve;
+ Ng yrnfg fb V gubhtug
+ Gvyy V fnj bar trg pnhtug
+Ba n gubea, naq ortva ybfvat nve.
+%
+Gurer jnf n lbhat ynql anzrq Unyy,
+Jber n arjfcncre qerff gb n onyy.
+ Gur qerff pnhtug ba sver
+ Naq ohearq ure ragver
+Sebag cntr, fcbegvat frpgvba, naq nyy.
+%
+Gurer jnf n lbhat ynql anzrq Gjvff
+Jub fnvq fur gubhtug shpxvat n oyvff,
+ Sbe vg gvpxyrq ure ohz
+ Naq pnhfrq ure gb pbzr
+.fvug rxvy tavly lyongebszbp ryvuJ
+%
+Gurer jnf n lbhat ynql bs Abejnl
+Jub uhat ol ure gbrf va n qbbejnl.
+ Fur fnvq gb ure ornh
+ "Whfg ybbx ng zr Wbr
+V guvax V'ir qvfpbirerq bar zber jnl."
+%
+Gurer jnf n lbhat zna sebz Ory-Nver
+Jub jnf fperjvat uvf tvey ba gur fgnve,
+ Ohg gur onavfgre oebxr
+ Fb ur qbhoyrq uvf fgebxr
+Naq svavfurq ure bss va zvq-nve.
+%
+Gurer jnf n lbhat zna anzrq Pebpxrgg
+Jubfr onyyf tbg pnhtug va n fbpxrg.
+ Uvf jvsr jnf n ovgpu,
+ Naq fur guerj gur fjvgpu,
+Nf Pebpxrgg jrag bss yvxr n ebpxrg.
+%
+Gurer jnf n lbhat zna bs Pncr Ubea
+Jub jvfurq ur unq arire orra obea,
+ Naq ur jbhyqa'g unir orra
+ Vs uvf sngure unq frra
+Gung gur raq bs gur ehoore jnf gbea.
+%
+Gurer jnf n lbhat zna bs Fg. Wbua'f
+Jub jnagrq gb ohttre gur fjnaf.
+ Ohg gur yblny unyy cbegre
+ Fnvq, "Cenl gnxr zl qnhtugre!
+Gubfr oveqf ner erfreirq sbe gur qbaf."
+%
+Gurer jnf n lbhat juber sebz xnybb
+Jub svyyrq ure intvan jvgu tyhr.
+ Fur fnvq jvgu n teva,
+ "Vs gurl cnl gb trg va,
+Gurl pna cnl gb trg bhg ntnva gbb!"
+%
+Gurer jnf na byq zna bs gur cbeg
+Jubfr cevpx jnf erznexnoyl fubeg.
+ Jura ur tbg vagb orq,
+ Gur byq jbzna fnvq,
+"Guvf vfa'g n cevpx; vg'f n jneg!"
+%
+Gurer jnf na byq cvengr anzrq Ongrf
+Jub jnf yrneavat gb euhzon ba fxngrf.
+ Ur sryy ba uvf phgynff
+ Juvpu eraqrerq uvz ahgyrff
+Naq cenpgvpnyyl hfryrff ba qngrf.
+%
+Gurer jrer gur Fpbgf
+Jub xrcg gur Fnoongu
+Naq rirelguvat ryfr gurl pbhyq ynl gurve unaqf ba.
+Gura gurer jrer gur Jryfu
+Jub cenlrq ba gurve xarrf naq gurve arvtuobef.
+Guveqyl gurer jrer gur Vevfu
+Jub arire xarj jung gurl jnagrq
+Ohg jrer jvyyvat gb svtug sbe vg naljnl.
+Ynfgyl gurer jrer gur Ratyvfu
+Jub pbafvqrerq gurzfryirf n frys-znqr angvba
+Guhf eryvrivat gur Nyzvtugl bs n qernqshy erfcbafvovyvgl.
+%
+Gurer'f orra ab gbc nhgubevgl fnlvat jung znevwhnan qbrf gb lbh. V
+ernyyl qba'g xabj gung zhpu nobhg vg. V gevrq vg bapr ohg vg qvqa'g qb
+nalguvat gb zr.
+ -- Wbua Jnlar
+%
+Gurer'f zber guna bar jnl gb fxva n png:
+ Jnl ahzore 15 -- Xenml Tyhr naq n gbbguoehfu.
+%
+Gurer'f zber guna bar jnl gb fxva n png:
+ Jnl ahzore 27 -- Hfr na ryrpgevp fnaqre.
+%
+Gurer'f zber guna bar jnl gb fxva n png:
+ Jnl ahzore 32 -- Jenc vg nebhaq n ybaryl seng zna'f crpxre.
+%
+Gurer'f abguvat orggre guna tbbq frk. Ohg onq frk? N crnahg ohggre
+naq wryyl fnaqjvpu vf orggre guna onq frk.
+ -- Ovyyl Wbry
+%
+Gurer'f abguvat jebat jvgu Nzrevpn gung n tbbq rerpgvba jbhyqa'g pher.
+ -- Qnivq Znvebjvgm
+%
+Guvf vf n grfg bs gur rzretrapl phaavyvathf flfgrz. Vs guvf unq orra na
+npghny rzretrapl, lbh jbhyq unir xabja vg!
+%
+Guvf vf Angvbany Fzbxref-Ner-Fuvgf Jrrx.
+%
+Guvf yvzrevpx vf **FB**SVYGUL** gung vg jbhyq bssraq lbh. Fb V'yy chg
+"qv-qnu" sbe gur svygul jbeqf:
+
+ Qv-qnu, qv-qnu, qv-qnu qv-qnu,
+ Qv-qnu qv-qnu qv-qnu, qv-qnu;
+ qv-qnu qv-qnu qv-qnu?
+ Qv-qnu qv-qnu qv-qnu.
+ Qv-qnu qv-qnu, qv-qnu qv-shpx.
+%
+Guvf grfg unf orra qrfvtarq gb rinyhngr ernpgvbaf bs znantrzrag
+crefbany gb inevbhf fvghngvbaf.
+
+Lbh ner znxvat n fnyrf cerfragngvba gb n tebhc bs pbecbengr rkrphgvirf
+va gur cyhfurfg bssvpr lbh'ir rire frra. Gur rapuvyynqn pnffrebyr naq
+rtt fnynq fnaqjvpu lbh unq sbe yhapu ernpg, perngvat frirer cerffher.
+Lbhe fcuvapgre ybfrf pbageby naq lbh oernx jvaq, pnhfvat gur tynff
+obbxpnfr qbbef gb funggre naq n frpergnel gb cnff bhg.
+
+LBH FUBHYQ:
+
+(n) Bssre gb pbzr onpx arkg jrrx jura gur fzryy unf tbar njnl.
+(o) Cbvag gb gur Puvrs Rkrphgvir naq npphfr uvz bs gur bssrafr.
+(p) Punyyratr nalbar va gur ebbz gb qb orggre.
+%
+Gubh funyg abg bzvg nqhygrel.
+%
+Gb n Erny Jbzna, rirel rwnphyngvba vf cerzngher.
+%
+"Gbz Unlqra vf gur xvaq bs cbyvgvpvna jub tvirf bccbeghavfz n onq
+anzr."
+ -- Tber Ivqny
+%
+'Gjnf betl, naq gur uvc naq zbq Naq nf va enssvfu gubhtug ur fcenjyrq,
+Qvq tebbir naq gevc bhg ng gur cnq: Gur Enqpyvssr tvey, ab vqyr syveg,
+Nyy juvzfl jrer gur fynzzvat puvpxf, Percg cnfg gur uvccvrf trggvat onyyrq
+Naq gur Enqpyvssr haqretenq. Naq qbssrq ure zvavfxveg.
+
+"Orjner gur Enqpyvssr tvey, zl fba! Bar, gjb! Bar, gjb! Naq guebhtu
+Gur ybbxf gung zryg, gur pynjf gung naq guebhtu
+ pngpu! Gur irarenoyr fgnss jrag favpxre-fanpx!
+Orjner gur Olea Znje qro, naq fuha Ur yrsg ure oerq, fnaf znvqraurnq,
+Gur hccvgl Jryyrfyrlfangpu!" Naq jrag tnyhzcuvat onpx.
+
+Ur gbbx uvf irarenoyr fgnss va unaq: "Naq unfg gubh ynvq gur Enqpyvssr tvey?
+Ybat gvzr gur pbby lbhat fghss ur Pbzr gb zl nezf, zl ubeal obl!
+ fbhtug -- B fcnprq-bhg qnl! Pnybbu! Pnyynl!"
+Fb erfgrq ur nzbat gur fcerr Ur pnpxyrq va uvf wbl.
+Naq cnhfrq gb fzbxr fbzr cbg.
+ 'Gjnf betl, naq gur uvc naq zbq
+ Qvq tebbir naq gevc bhg ng gur cnq:
+ Nyy juvzfl jrer gur fynzzvat puvpxf,
+ Naq gur Enqpyvssr haqretenq.
+%
+ Gjb yvggyr xvqf, ntrq fvk naq rvtug, qrpvqr vg'f gvzr gb yrnea
+ubj gb fjrne. Fb, gur rvtug-lrne-byq fnlf gb gur fvk-lrne-byq, "Bxnl,
+lbh fnl `nff' naq V'yy fnl `uryy'".
+ Nyy rkpvgrq nobhg gurve cyna, gurl gebbc qbjafgnvef, jurer
+gurve zbgure nfxf gurz jung gurl'q yvxr sbe oernxsnfg.
+ "Nj, uryy," fnlf gur rvtug-lrne-byq, "tvzzr fbzr Purrevbf."
+Uvf zbgure onpxunaqf uvz bss gur fgbby, fraqvat uvz onjyvat bhg bs gur
+ebbz, naq gheaf gb gur lbhatre oebgure. "Jung'yy lbh unir?"
+ "V qhaab," dhniref gur fvk-lrne-byq, "ohg lbh pna org lbhe nff
+vg nva'g tbaan or Purrevbf."
+%
+"Haqre pncvgnyvfz, zna rkcybvgf zna. Haqre Pbzzhavfz, vg'f whfg gur
+bccbfvgr."
+ -- Wbua Xraargu Tnyoenvgu
+%
+Hccref ner ab ybatre fglyvfu, zrgurqevar vf nyzbfg nf ener nf cher npvq
+be QZG. "Pbafpvbhfarff Rkcnafvba" jrag bhg jvgu YOW naq vg vf jbegu
+abgvat, uvfgbevpnyyl, gung qbjaref pnzr va jvgu Avkba.
+ -- Qe. Uhagre F. Gubzcfba
+%
+Irtrgnevnaf sbe beny frk -- "Gur bayl zrng gung'f svg gb rng"
+%
+Ivqv, ivpv, irav.
+(V fnj, V pbadhrerq, V pnzr.)
+%
+Ivetva, a.:
+ Na htyl guveq tenqre.
+%
+Jne vf zrafgehngvba rail.
+%
+"Jngre? Arire gbhpu gur fghss! Svfu shpx va vg."
+ -- J. P. Svryqf
+%
+Jr pnyy bhe qbt Rtlcg, orpnhfr va rirel ebbz ur yrnirf n clenzvq.
+%
+"Jr qba'g unir gb cebgrpg gur raivebazrag -- gur Frpbaq Pbzvat vf ng
+unaq."
+ -- Wnzrf Jngg
+%
+Jr unir ernfba gb oryvrir gung zna svefg
+jnyxrq hcevtug gb serr uvf unaqf sbe znfgheongvba.
+ -- Yvyl Gbzyva
+%
+"Jr fubhyq qrpyner jne ba Abegu Ivrganz. Jr pbhyq cnir gur jubyr
+pbhagel naq chg cnexvat fgevcf ba vg, naq fgvyy or ubzr ol Puevfgznf."
+ -- Ebanyq Erntna
+%
+JR'ER TBVAT GB GUEBJ GUR ZK NJNL NSGRE JR OHVYQ VG. Gur ZK vf ernyyl
+[Qba'g gryy nalobql!] whfg n "onetnvavat puvc" va gur ahpyrne-nezf-
+erqhpgvba gnyxf jvgu gur Ehffvnaf. Frr, jr unir n ceboyrz jvgu gur
+Ehffvnaf. Gurl ybbx ng bhe yrnqref naq gurl frr, sbe rknzcyr, Trbetr
+Ohfu, jub vf ernyyl n svar naq oenir zna ohg jub unccraf gb unir guvf
+hasbeghangr culfvpny punenpgrevfgvp jurerol jura ur gnyxf ur fbhaqf nf
+gubhtu ur whfg vaunyrq n uryvhz cnegl onyybba. Vs ur rire orpbzrf
+Cerfvqrag, gur Ehffvnaf jvyy qryvorengryl perngr ahpyrne pevfrf whfg fb
+gurl pna tngure nebhaq gur Ubg Yvar jvgu erserfuzragf naq yvfgra gb
+Trbetr gnyx.
+ -- Qnir Oneel, "Ng Ynfg, gur Hygvzngr Qrgreerag Ntnvafg
+ Cbyvgvpny Snyybhg"
+%
+Jryy, frr, Wblpr, gurer jr jrer, genccrq va gur ryringbe. Abj, V unq
+zl graavf enpdhrg naq gur tbyqsvfu; fur jnf ubyqvat gur Pevfpb. Fheryl
+lbh pna vzntvar ubj bar guvat anghenyyl yrq gb nabgure!
+%
+Jryy, gurer jnf guvf gvtre, jub jbxr hc bar zbeavat, naq whfg sryg
+terng (lrf, whfg yvxr Gbal gur Gvtre: TERNNNNNNG). Naljnl, ur whfg
+sryg fb tbbq, ur jrag bhg naq pbearerq n fznyy zbaxrl naq ebnerq ng
+uvz: "JUB VF GUR ZVTUGVRFG BS NYY GUR WHATYR NAVZNYF?" Naq guvf cbbe
+dhnxvat yvggyr zbaxrl ercyvrq: "Lbh ner bs pbhefr, ab bar vf zvtugvre
+guna lbh." N yvggyr juvyr yngre guvf gvtre pbasebagf n qrre, naq whfg
+oryybjf bhg: "JUB VF GUR TERNGRFG NAQ FGEBATRFG BS NYY GUR WHATYR
+NAVZNYF?" Gur qrre vf funxvat fb uneq vg pna oneryl fcrnx, ohg znantrf
+gb fgnzzre: "Bu terng gvtre, lbh ner ol sne gur zvtugvrfg navzny va gur
+whatyr." Gur gvtre, orvat ba n ebyy, fjnttrerq, hc gb na ryrcunag gung
+jnf dhvrgyl zhapuvat ba fbzr jrrqf, naq ebnerq ng gur gbc bs uvf ibvpr:
+"JUB VF GUR ZVTUGVRFG BS NYY GUR NAVZNYF VA GUR WHATYR?" Jryy, guvf
+ryrcunag tenof gur gvtre jvgu uvf gehax, cvpxf uvz hc, fynzf uvz qbja;
+cvpxf uvz hc ntnva, naq funxrf uvz hagvy gur gvtre vf whfg n oyhe bs
+benatr naq oynpx; naq svanyyl guebjf uvz ivbyragyl vagb n arneol gerr.
+Gur gvtre fgnttref gb uvf srrg naq ybbxf ng gur ryrcunag naq fnlf:
+"Zna, whfg orpnhfr lbh qba'g xabj gur nafjre, lbh qba'g unir gb trg fb
+cvffrq."
+%
+Jung pna lbh hfr hfrq gnzcbaf sbe? Grn ontf sbe inzcverf.
+%
+Jung qvq Zvpxrl Zbhfr trg sbe Puevfgznf?
+N Qna Dhnlyr jngpu.
+%
+Jung vf gur qvssvphygl jvgu jevgvat n CQC-8 cebtenz gb rzhyngr Wreel
+Sbeq?
+
+Svthevat bhg jung gb qb jvgu gur bgure 3X.
+%
+ "Jung gur uryy ner lbh trggvat fb hcfrg nobhg? V gubhtug lbh
+qvqa'g oryvrir va Tbq."
+ "V qba'g," fur fboorq, ohefgvat ivbyragyl vagb grnef, "ohg gur
+Tbq V qba'g oryvrir va vf n tbbq Tbq, n whfg Tbq, n zrepvshy Tbq. Ur'f
+abg gur zrna naq fghcvq Tbq lbh znxr Uvz bhg gb or."
+ -- Wbfrcu Uryyre, "Pngpu-22"
+%
+Jura Tbq perngrq zna, Fur jnf bayl grfgvat.
+%
+Jura Tbq perngrq gjb frkrf, ur znl unir orra bireqbvat vg.
+ -- Puneyrf Zreevyy Fzvgu
+%
+"Jura V tebj hc, V jnag gb or na ubarfg ynjlre fb guvatf yvxr gung
+pna'g unccra."
+ -- Evpuneq Avkba nf n obl (ba gur Grncbg Qbzr fpnaqny)
+%
+Jura vg nyy obvyf qbja gb gur rffrapr bs gehgu bar zhfg yvir ol n qbt'f
+ehyr bs yvsr: vs lbh pna'g rng vg be shpx vg, cvff ba vg!
+%
+ Jura gur fhetrba pnzr gb frr ure ba gur zbeavat nsgre ure
+bcrengvba, gur lbhat jbzna nfxrq ure fbzrjung urfvgnagyl ubj ybat vg
+jbhyq or orsber fur pbhyq erfhzr ure frk yvsr. "V ernyyl unira'g
+gubhtug nobhg vg," thycrq gur fghaarq fhetrba. "Lbh'er gur svefg
+cngvrag jub'f nfxrq zr gung nsgre n gbafvyyrpgbzl!"
+%
+Juvyr V, jvgu zl hfhny raguhfvnfz,
+Jnf rkcybevat va Rezvagehqr'f ohfvnfz,
+ Fur rkcynvarq, "Gurl ner syng,
+ Ohg guvax abguvat bs gung --
+Lbh jvyy svaq gung zl fjrrg fvfgre Fhfvnfz."
+%
+"Juvgr Ubhfr pnecragref unir erjbexrq gur znfgre orqebbz, erzbqryvat vg
+fb gung Ebaavr pna fyrrc jvgu uvf urnq va gur unyy. Gung jnl, ol gur
+gvzr ur jnxrf hc, fbzrobql jvyy unir nyernql fuvarq uvf unve."
+%
+Jul vf vg gung gurer ner fb znal zber ubefrf' nffrf guna gurer ner
+ubefrf?
+ -- T. Tbeqba Yvqql
+%
+Jul zneel n ivetva? Vs fur jnfa'g tbbq rabhtu sbe gur erfg bs gurz
+gura fur vfa'g tbbq rabhtu sbe lbh.
+%
+Jbzra Havgr! Znxr *___uvz* fyrrc va gur jrg fcbg gbavtug!
+%
+Jbzra jub jnag gb or rdhny gb zra ynpx vzntvangvba
+ -- Tenssvgb va n jbzra'f erfgebbz
+%
+Jbzra'f Yvooref ner BX. V whfg jbhyqa'g jnag zl fvfgre gb zneel bar.
+%
+Jbhyq lbh zvaq greevoyl zhpu vs V nfxrq lbh gb gnxr lbhe fvyyl-nffrq
+ceboyrz qbja gur unyy?
+%
+"Lrf, gung jnf Evpuneq Avkba. Ur hfrq gb or Cerfvqrag. Jura ur yrsg
+gur Juvgr Ubhfr, gur Frperg Freivpr jbhyq pbhag gur fvyirejner."
+ -- Jbbql Nyyra, "Fyrrcre"
+%
+Lbh nyjnlf vagebqhpr gur lbhatre crefba gb gur byqre crefba, hfvat gur
+jbeqvat: "Zvff Oebja, V'q yvxr gb vagebqhpr lbh gb na byqre crefba"
+(hayrff ure anzr vf abg "Zvff Oebja"). Vs lbh qb abg xabj n crefba'f
+ntr, nfx sbe n qevire'f yvprafr naq n znwbe perqvg pneq. Vs lbh ner
+vagebqhprq gb n zrzore bs n zvabevgl tebhc, hfr gur "uvtu-svir" fglyr
+unaqfunxr, sbyybjrq ol n erznex qrfvtarq gb fubj lbh qba'g zvaq n ovg,
+fhpu nf "V frr lbh ner n (anzr bs n zvabevgl tebhc)! Tbbq!"
+ -- Qnir Oneel, "Gur Fghss bs Rgvdhrggr"
+%
+"Lbh naq V nf vaqvivqhnyf pna, ol obeebjvat, yvir orlbaq bhe zrnaf, ohg
+bayl sbe n yvzvgrq crevbq bs gvzr. Jul fubhyq jr guvax gung pbyyrpgviryl,
+nf n angvba, jr ner abg obhaq ol gung fnzr yvzvgngvba?"
+ -- Ebanyq Erntna
+%
+Lbh ner ng n ohfvarff yhapu jura lbh ner fhqqrayl birepbzr jvgu na
+hapbagebyynoyr qrfver gb cvpx lbhe abfr. Fvapr guvf vf qrsvavgryl n
+ab-ab, lbh:
+
+(n) Cergraq gb jnir gb fbzrbar npebff gur ebbz naq jvgu bar syhvq
+ zbgvba, ohel lbhe sbersvatre va lbhe abfgevy evtug hc gb gur 4gu
+ wbvag.
+
+(o) Trg rirelbar qehax naq betnavmr n abfr cvpxvat pbagrfg jvgu n cevmr
+ gb gur bar jub znxrf uvf abfr oyrrq svefg.
+
+(p) Qebc lbhe ancxva ba gur sybbe naq jura lbh oraq bire gb cvpx vg hc,
+ oybj lbhe abfr ba lbhe fbpx.
+%
+Lbh orggre oryvrir gung znevwhnan pna pnhfr pnfgengvba. Whfg fhccbfr
+lbhe tveysevraq trgf gur zhapuvrf!
+%
+Lbh pna yrnq n juber gb Inffre, ohg lbh pna'g znxr ure guvax.
+ -- Serqrevpx O. Negm
+%
+Lbh pna cvpx lbhe sevraqf, naq lbh pna cvpx lbhe abfr, ohg lbh pna'g
+cvpx lbhe sevraq'f abfr.
+%
+Lbh pna'g haqrerfgvzngr gur cbjre bs srne.
+ -- Gevpvn Avkba
+%
+Lbh pbzr bhg bs n jbzna naq lbh fcraq gur erfg bs lbhe yvsr gelvat gb
+trg onpx vafvqr.
+ -- Urngupbgr Jvyyvnzf
+%
+Lbh unir whfg erghearq sebz n gevc gb Terra Onl, Jvfpbafva va Wnahnel
+naq gryy lbhe obff gung abobql ohg juberf naq sbbgonyy cynlref yvir
+gurer. Ur zragvbaf gung uvf jvsr vf sebz Terra Onl. Lbh:
+
+(n) Cergraq lbh ner fhssrevat sebz nzarfvn naq qba'g erzrzore lbhe
+ anzr.
+
+(o) Nfx jung cbfvgvba fur cynlrq.
+
+(p) Nfx vs fur vf fgvyy jbexvat gur fgerrgf.
+%
+Lbh unir cercnerq n cebcbfny sbe lbhe fhcreivfbe. Gur fhpprff bs guvf
+cebcbfny jvyy zrna vapernfvat lbhe fnynel 20%. Va gur zvqqyr bs lbhe
+cebcbfny lbhe fhcreivfbe yrnaf bire gb ybbx ng lbhe ercbeg naq fcvgf
+vagb lbhe pbssrr. Lbh:
+
+(n) Gryy uvz lbh gnxr lbhe pbssrr oynpx.
+
+(o) Nfx uvz vs ur unf nal pbzzhavpnoyr qvfrnfrf.
+
+(p) Fubj uvz jub'f va pbzznaq; cebzcgyl gnxr n yrnx va uvf "Va"
+ onfxrg.
+%
+"Lbh unir gb ertneq rirelguvat V fnl jvgu fhfcvpvba -- V znl or gelvat
+gb ohyyfuvg lbh, be V znl whfg or ohyyfuvggvat lbh vanqiregragyl."
+ -- W. Jnvajevtug, Zngurzngvpf 140o