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@@ -2757,7 +2757,7 @@ confirm who I am.
-- Captain Freedom
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Old Barlow was a crossing-tender at a junction where an express train
-demolished an automobile and it's occupants. Being the chief witness, his
+demolished an automobile and its occupants. Being the chief witness, his
testimony was vitally important. Barlow explained that the night was dark,
and he waved his lantern frantically, but the driver of the car paid
no attention to the signal.
@@ -55376,7 +55376,7 @@ You're not Dave. Who are you?
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
-- Dean Martin
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-You're reasoning is excellent -- it's
+Your reasoning is excellent -- it's
only your basic assumptions that are wrong.
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You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny.