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diff --git a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 index 96c366a2..ad3dab24 100644 --- a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 +++ b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 @@ -2310,7 +2310,7 @@ Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up. Yum! They can't play baseball; they don't wear sweaters; They aren't good dancers; they can't play drums. (chorus): - Roly-poly fish heads are NEVER seen drinking cappucino in + Roly-poly fish heads are NEVER seen drinking cappuccino in Italian restaurants with Oriental women. (chorus): Fishy! @@ -10500,9 +10500,6 @@ Are you making all this up as you go along? Are you sure the back door is locked? % "Are you sure you're not an encyclopedia salesman?" -"No, Ma'am. Just a burglar, come to ransack the flat." -% -"Are you sure you're not an encyclopedia salesman?" No, Ma'am. Just a burglar, come to ransack the flat." -- Monty Python % @@ -22450,7 +22447,7 @@ but for what I am when I am with you. % I loved her with a love thirsty and desperate. I felt that we two might commit some act so atrocious that the world, seeing us, would find it -irresistable. +irresistible. -- Gene Wolfe, "The Shadow of the Torturer" % I married beneath me. All women do. |