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diff --git a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes index be6b88f8..b0b6d70d 100644 --- a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes +++ b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes @@ -4287,7 +4287,7 @@ A: He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify Q: Did he kill you? A: No. % -fortune: cpu time/usefulness ratio too high -- core dumped. +fortune: CPU time/usefulness ratio too high -- core dumped. % Fortune: You will be attacked next Wednesday at 3:15 p.m. by six samurai sword wielding purple fish glued to Harley-Davidson motorcycles. @@ -10566,10 +10566,10 @@ Q: How many heterosexual males does it take to screw in a light bulb in San Francisco? A: Both of them. % -Q: How many IBM cpu's does it take to do a logical right shift? +Q: How many IBM CPUs does it take to do a logical right shift? A: 33. 1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register. % -Q: How many IBM CPU's does it take to execute a job? +Q: How many IBM CPUs does it take to execute a job? A: Four; three to hold it down, and one to rip its head off. % Q: How many IBM types does it take to change a light bulb? |