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@@ -4287,7 +4287,7 @@ A: He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify
Q: Did he kill you?
A: No.
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-fortune: cpu time/usefulness ratio too high -- core dumped.
+fortune: CPU time/usefulness ratio too high -- core dumped.
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Fortune: You will be attacked next Wednesday at 3:15 p.m. by six samurai
sword wielding purple fish glued to Harley-Davidson motorcycles.
@@ -10566,10 +10566,10 @@ Q: How many heterosexual males does it take to screw in a light bulb
in San Francisco?
A: Both of them.
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-Q: How many IBM cpu's does it take to do a logical right shift?
+Q: How many IBM CPUs does it take to do a logical right shift?
A: 33. 1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register.
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-Q: How many IBM CPU's does it take to execute a job?
+Q: How many IBM CPUs does it take to execute a job?
A: Four; three to hold it down, and one to rip its head off.
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Q: How many IBM types does it take to change a light bulb?