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diff --git a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
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@@ -8536,7 +8536,7 @@ carts.
 		-- Sniglets, "Rich Hall & Friends"
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 Magpie, n.:
-	A bird whose theivish disposition suggested to someone that it
+	A bird whose thievish disposition suggested to someone that it
 might be taught to talk.
 		-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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@@ -8614,9 +8614,9 @@ is an enemy.
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 Man, n.:
 	An animal so lost in rapturous contemplation of what he thinks
-e is as to overlook what he indubitably ought to be.  His hief
-occupation is extermination of other animals and his own pecies, which,
-however, multiplies with such insistent apidity as to infest the whole
+he is as to overlook what he indubitably ought to be.  His chief
+occupation is extermination of other animals and his own species, which,
+however, multiplies with such insistent rapidity as to infest the whole
 habitable earth and Canada.
 		-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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