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diff --git a/fortune/datfiles/limerick-o.real b/fortune/datfiles/limerick-o.real index 5a6ef8e4..f058920b 100644 --- a/fortune/datfiles/limerick-o.real +++ b/fortune/datfiles/limerick-o.real @@ -2612,7 +2612,7 @@ Mutual masturbatorium. % The nipples of Sarah Sarong When excited are twelve inches long - This embarrassed her lover + This embarrassed her lover Who was pained to discover She expected no less of his dong % @@ -3396,7 +3396,7 @@ There was a gay countess of Bray, And you may think it odd when I say, That in spite of high station, Rank and education, -She always spelled cunt with a 'k'. +She always spelled cunt with a 'k'. % There was a gay dog from Ontario Who fancied himself a Lothario. @@ -4199,7 +4199,7 @@ Who filled her vagina with glue. "If they pay to get in, They'll pay to get out of it too." % -There was a young harlot named Schwartz +There was a young harlot named Schwartz Whose cock-pit was studded with warts, And they tickled so nice She drew a high price @@ -4802,7 +4802,7 @@ And she had to be scraped off the ceiling. There was a young lady of fashion Who had oodles and oodles of passion. To her lover she said, - As they climbed into bed, + As they climbed into bed, "Here's one thing the bastards can't ration!" % There was a young lady who said, |