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+Never mind the bollocks, here's NetBSD.
+		-- Julian Assange
+%
+NetBSD: Unix With Balls.
+		-- Andrew Gillham
+%
+NetBSD, stupid.
+		-- Julian Assange
+%
+NetBSD: No Sh;t!
+		-- Andrew Gillham
+%
+NetBSD: More Ports That A Cheap Whore
+		-- Andrew Gillham
+%
+NetBSD long theme: "Eat a queer fetus for Jesus, and run NetBSD!"
+		-- Mason Loring Bliss
+%
+NetBSD logo: Kiss-painted (w/tongue) Beastie stabbing a pitchfork
+       through a bloodied and obviously-in-horrible-pain Tux.
+		-- Mason Loring Bliss
+%
+NetBSD: better for your uptime than Viagra.
+		-- Daniel Carosone
+%
+NetBSD - we're on a mission from Hell.
+		-- Julian Assange
+%
+NetBSD - We put the OS in OrgaSm.
+		-- Julian Assange
+%
+NetBSD - the semen in the money shot.
+		-- Julian Assange
+%
+NetBSD - Multiple Architectures lead to Multiple Orgasms.
+		-- Julian Assange
+%
+NetBSD - more ports than a Norwegian crack whore.
+		-- Julian Assange
+%
+NetBSD - Bits for Tits.
+		-- Julian Assange
+%
+Anagrams for NetBSD core team:
+  Strobe mased net
+  Strobe mased ten
+  Erect teen bonds
+  A boned cream test
+  Cremate no debts
+		-- Julian Assange
+%