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diff --git a/fortune/datfiles/netbsd b/fortune/datfiles/netbsd deleted file mode 100644 index 84038a80..00000000 --- a/fortune/datfiles/netbsd +++ /dev/null @@ -1,557 +0,0 @@ -___ / | / /__ _/ /_ / |/ __\ / _ | -__ / |/ // _\/_ _/ / ' / \_ \ / / / -_ / /| // __/ / /_ / , | __/ // / ,/ - /_/ |__/_\__/__\__//___/__\__//___' - -- Greywolf -% -#netbsd - where monks recite their internal dialogue while debugging. - -- Bernhard Riedel -% -- What's up? -- All the NetBSD servers, of course.. - -- Gavan Fantom -% -A _Real_ Operating System for _Real_ Hackers. - -- Greywolf -% -Anagrams for NetBSD core team: - Breasted cot men - Embraces dot net - Strobed teen cam - Aborted men sect - Emtomb DEC tears - -- Julian Assange -% -Anagrams for NetBSD core team: - Crested Boatmen - Resented Combat - Boast Decrement - Basement DEC rot - -- Julian Assange -% -Anagrams for NetBSD-core: - Bent Coders - Secret Bond - Robs DECNet - Cost Bender - -- Julian Assange -% -Anagrams for NetBSD-core: - Cot Benders - Be stern, Doc. - Net robs DEC - DEC robs Net - -- Julian Assange -% -I always think of NetBSD developers as special gnomes who smoke -pipes that make big bubbles and if the bubble hits the ceiling -before popping it gets committed and released. Lots of lung power -needed for this. - -- ggggbabybabybaby -% -I didn't get where I am today without using NetBSD - -- Dave Tyson -% -I held off from Uni until NetBSD came out. -I decided, ``if there's no NetBSD then I'll just flip burgers'' - -- Roland Dowdeswell -% -If it isn't possible with NetBSD, it isn't worth doing. - -- Petter "Nosfisk" Lindquist -% -My other computer runs NetBSD - -- Allen Briggs -% -NetBSD - a devil of an operating system. - -- Julian Assange -% -NetBSD - A Mycroft in every port. - -- Julian Assange -% -NetBSD - a server in every port. - -- Julian Assange -% -NetBSD - because Unix isn't just #include <linux.h>, i386, ELF, ...! - -- Hubert Feyrer -% -NetBSD - big, isn't it? - -- Julian Assange -% -NetBSD - daemonic power - -- R. C. Dowdeswell -% -NetBSD: Flying into the heart of the Sun. And the i386, and alpha, - and mac, and powerpc, and... - -- Greywolf -% -NetBSD - free yourself from all Stallmanist thought! - -- Julian Assange -% -NetBSD: Got source? -% -NetBSD - hackers tested, mom approved - -- Ken Nakata -% -NetBSD - here today and in the middle of 2038 tomorrow. - -- Julian Assange -% -NetBSD - love all, serve all. - -- Silke Mueller -% -NetBSD - Mach 3 stealthOS, undetectable by media radar. - -- Julian Assange -% -NetBSD - more is more. - -- Julian Assange -% -NetBSD - no propaganda in the default system, in more than 10 years! - -- Jaromir Dolecek -% -NetBSD: No Windows or Gates, but lots of doors, portals and tunnels. - -- Greywolf -% -NetBSD - penguin flesh never tasted so good. - -- Julian Assange -% -NetBSD - posix me harder. - -- Julian Assange -% -NetBSD: Post No Bills. - -- Greywolf -% -NetBSD - safe ports in a storm. - -- Julian Assange -% -NetBSD - Scalability Does Matter. - -- Julian Assange -% -NetBSD - Serious Other, or Serious Operating system. Your choice. - -- Julian Assange -% -NetBSD - the Berkeley redemption. - -- Julian Assange -% -NetBSD - the cathedral versus the bizarre. - -- Julian Assange -% -NetBSD - the cure. - -- Julian Assange -% -NetBSD - the devil finds work for idle cycles. - -- Julian Assange -% -NetBSD - the devil made me do it. - -- Julian Assange -% -NetBSD - the devil's advocate. - -- Julian Assange -% -NetBSD - the devil's not just in vaudeville. - -- Julian Assange -% -NetBSD - the power to suave. - -- Julian Assange -% -NetBSD - the power to swerve (penguins, worse than cane toads). - -- Julian Assange -% -NetBSD: The Source is out there. - -- Greywolf -% -NetBSD - The undiscriminated geek UNIX - -- Richard Rauch -% -NetBSD - we have nothing to declare but our benchmarks. - -- Julian Assange -% -NetBSD - we put the Net in NetBSD. - -- Julian Assange -% -NetBSD - We're not in canvas anymore, toto - -- Julian Assange -% -NetBSD - where do you want to go Tuesday? - -- Julian Assange -% -NetBSD - Will even run on i386 - -- Brian Hechinger -% -NetBSD - your basement or mine? - -- Julian Assange -% -NetBSD: A drinking group with a serious computing problem. -% -NetBSD: A pmap for every occasion. - -- David Brownlee -% -NetBSD: Abandon all hype, oh ye who enter here. -% -NetBSD: Agnostics in the Platform Religious Wars. - -- Erik E. Fair -% -NetBSD: An Operating System For Everyone - -- Mike Latinovich -% -NetBSD: Are you old enough to run it? - -- Tom Harvey -% -NetBSD: Beyond Windows - -- Johan Ihren -% -NetBSD: CD-ROMs? We don't need no stinkin' CD-ROMs! - -- Tom Harvey -% -NetBSD: Choose Your Own Slogan - -- Dirk Myers -% -NetBSD: Compatible with the Real World. - -- Greywolf -% -NetBSD: Dave Barry is working on our motto - -- Tom Harvey -% -NetBSD: demonic power. - -- R. C. Dowdeswell -% -NetBSD: Designed to be {secure, reliable, portable, CORRECT} - -- Matthew Orgass -% -NetBSD: Download one, get ${NUMPORTS}-1 for free. -% -NetBSD: Empowering the VAX generation. - -- Andy Doran -% -NetBSD: Everyone else is doin' it. But we're doin' it right. - -- Herb Peyerl -% -NetBSD, Feed The Computer. - -- Andrew Gillham -% -NetBSD: Flexible and free! - -- Lars-Johan Liman -% -NetBSD: For The Network Generation - -- Andrew Gillham -% -NetBSD: Get Over It. - -- Andrew Gillham -% -NetBSD: Groovy Baby! - -- Andrew Gillham -% -NetBSD home page: Ultra-heavy use of blink text, hot colours, and - Flash plug-ins. All shockwave, all the time. Background music - ought to be a mixture of Phillip Glass overlaid on top of - Sublime. - -- Mason Loring Bliss -% -NetBSD: I Wanna Be Sedated - -- Curt Sampson -% -NetBSD: If you look through Windows - -- Johan Ihren -% -NetBSD: If your server could choose, it would choose NetBSD - -- Tim Rightnour -% -NetBSD, In Stalls Anywhere - -- Andrew Gillham -% -NetBSD is full. Go away. - -- Chris Baird <cjb@brushtail.apana.org.au> -% -NetBSD is much like a tipi: No windows, no gates, and an apache inside. -% -NetBSD is PAR -- Powerful, Advanced, Reliable. Is your OS up to PAR? - -- Frank Warren -% -NetBSD is the bomb. (ok, bad idea) - -- Andrew Gillham -% -NetBSD: It keeps on going...and going...and going... - -- Tom Harvey -% -NetBSD: It spanks the knickers off those other operating systems - -- Brian D Chase -% -NetBSD: it'll be there when you're ready for it - -- Greg Lehey -% -NetBSD: it's not free beer, but it's free -% -NetBSD: Its not Windows. - -- Paul Wain -% -NetBSD: It's...uh...well...have you heard of linux? - -- Tom Harvey -% -NetBSD: lets get it right - -- David Brownlee -% -NetBSD: Linux without the hype. - -- Hubert Feyrer -% -NetBSD: making all computer hardware a commodity. - -- Erik E. Fair -% -NetBSD: Making your net work, and its free to boot! - -- Steve Woodford -% -NetBSD: Masterly with distinction. Striking also. - -- Andy Doran -% -NetBSD: May the Source be with you - -- Greg Earle -% -NetBSD: Microsoft ask you where you want to go, NetBSD gets you there - -- David Brownlee -% -NetBSD, More Nines. - -- Andrew Gillham -% -NetBSD: Multi-platform OS -% -NetBSD: My Computer Runs! - -- Andrew Gillham -% -NetBSD: My Computer Works! - -- Andrew Gillham -% -NetBSD: My other computer also runs NetBSD. - -- David Brownlee -% -NetBSD, Net Improvement. - -- Andrew Gillham -% -NetBSD, Net Profit. - -- Andrew Gillham -% -NetBSD, Net Some Nines. - -- Andrew Gillham -% -NetBSD: Network Power Unleashed. - -- Andrew Gillham -% -NetBSD: Network Your World. - -- Andrew Gillham -% -NetBSD: Networking Space - -- Andrew Gillham -% -NetBSD: No hype required. - -- David Brownlee -% -NetBSD, No Worries! - -- Andrew Gillham -% -NetBSD: Not all of the First Ones have gone away. -% -NetBSD. Not Guano. - -- Hubert Feyrer -% -NetBSD: Not your mother's OS (unless you are P. Seebach) - -- Tom Harvey -% -NetBSD: Oh my god! They support my hardware! You hackers! -% -NetBSD: Perpetual performance! - -- Lars-Johan Liman -% -NetBSD: Pink fluffy chunks or green bits - the choice is yours. - -- Andy Doran -% -NetBSD: Ports to * boards. - -- Steve Woodford -% -NetBSD: Power Your Net. - -- Andrew Gillham -% -NetBSD: preferred by Rocket Scientists and Moms! - -- Steven J. Dovich -% -NetBSD: priapic OS - -- Perry Metzger -% -NetBSD: Professionalpower! - -- Lars-Johan Liman -% -NetBSD: "Progress on your system is closer than it appears." -% -NetBSD: Raiders of the Lost Arch -% -NetBSD: Re: NetBSD Slogans - -- Mirian Crzig Lennox -% -NetBSD: Resistance is futile! You will be supported. - -- Peter Seebach -% -NetBSD: Resistance is NOT futile! - -- Hubert Feyrer -% -NetBSD: Rock solid! - -- Lars-Johan Liman -% -NetBSD: Servers' choice! - -- Lars-Johan Liman -% -NetBSD: serves you right. - -- Herb Peyerl -% -NetBSD short theme, for stickers and tattoos: NetBSD... Bitchin'! - -- Mason Loring Bliss -% -NetBSD, SIMMs Like Good Code - -- Andrew Gillham -% -NetBSD: Someday, we won't burn your toast - -- Herb Peyerl -% -NetBSD: Stable and strong! - -- Lars-Johan Liman -% -NetBSD: Stop, Drop, and Load - -- Andrew Gillham -% -NetBSD, Tap The Power - -- Andrew Gillham -% -NetBSD: The choice of hundreds worldwide - -- Tom Harvey -% -NetBSD: The Final Frontier - -- Chris Jones -% -NetBSD: The free OS with a money back guarantee! - -- Tim Rightnour -% -NetBSD: the free unix for the rest of us - -- Bob Nestor -% -NetBSD: The Last Bastion of the true UNIX Religion. - -- Miles Nordin -% -NetBSD: The OS WORM - Write Once, Run Many -% -NetBSD: The Power of Code - -- Mason Loring Bliss -% -NetBSD: The power to Connect - -- Feico Dillema -% -NetBSD: The power to serve, also - -- Tom Harvey -% -NetBSD: The power to serve, on the platform of your choice - -- John Darrow -% -NetBSD: the second best thing you can get for free -% -NetBSD: the server is up - -- David Brownlee -% -NetBSD: The Worlds Most Portable Operating System -% -NetBSD/toaster: we wish the toaster to be happy too. -% -NetBSD: To serve the power. - -- Herb Peyerl -% -NetBSD: true inheritors of the UNIX(tm) legacy. - -- Erik E. Fair -% -NetBSD: Twice the Bits-Clean of other Leading OSes - -- Tom Harvey -% -NetBSD: Two guys with a vax - -- Tom Harvey -% -NetBSD: u_long uptime; - -- Herb Peyerl -% -NetBSD: unshackling hardware designers and users from the bondage - of WinTel. - -- Erik E. Fair -% -NetBSD: Use the ENTIRE computer! - -- Andrew Gillham -% -NetBSD: userland included -% -NetBSD: We Come In Peace. - -- Andrew Gillham -% -NetBSD: We come in peace. We offer reliability. - -- David Maxwell -% -NetBSD: We do it right. - -- Perry Metzger -% -NetBSD: We don't negotiate with terrorists. - -- Miles Nordin -% -NetBSD: We put the "Net" in "BSD", and took out the "Free" - -- Tom Harvey -% -NetBSD: We Stay Up. - -- Andrew Gillham -% -NetBSD: We Suck Less -% -NetBSD: We're so committed to it being free, we won't sell it to you - even if you ask! - -- Charles M. Hannum -% -NetBSD: What do you want to serve today? - -- Hubert Feyrer -% -NetBSD: When Linux ports to that platform, they will discover - - WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN HERE - -- David Maxwell -% -NetBSD: Where do you want to have the power to serve, tomorrow? - -- Tom Harvey -% -NetBSD: Who do you Serve? And who do you Trust? - -- David Maxwell -% -NetBSD will put hair on a UNIX admin's chest - -- Jason R. Fink -% -NetBSD: Write Once, Run Everywhere. Java optional. - -- Todd Whitesel -% -NetBSD: You can't handle it. - -- Paul Newhouse -% -NetBSD: You choose the hardware, we'll bring the OS. - -- David Brownlee -% -Of course it runs NetBSD. -% -Portable. Supportable. NetBSD. - -- Jim Wise -% -Software is like sex - it should be free - -- Hubert Feyrer -% -We're BSD. If you want System V, you know where to get it. - -- Greywolf -% -Where would you have rather been today, tomorrow? NetBSD. - -- Allen Briggs -% -With many thanks to the core team and UCB CSRG. - -- Greywolf -% -Young or old; cutting edge or yesterday's NeWS, NetBSD is the UNIX for you. -It can be a hulking monster in your basement, or fit in the palm -of your hand. - -- Richard Rauch -% -NetBSD: Dead on Target - -- Gimpy -% -NetBSD JIHBED -% -It's my happy place. - -- zmh |