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diff --git a/fortune/datfiles/unamerican-o.fake b/fortune/datfiles/unamerican-o.fake new file mode 100644 index 00000000..3b3f5a3d --- /dev/null +++ b/fortune/datfiles/unamerican-o.fake @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +There are no potentially offensive fortunes installed on this +system. For further details, contact your system administrator. diff --git a/fortune/datfiles/unamerican-o.real b/fortune/datfiles/unamerican-o.real new file mode 100644 index 00000000..769e9026 --- /dev/null +++ b/fortune/datfiles/unamerican-o.real @@ -0,0 +1,385 @@ +SHUT UP HIPPY +% +YOU'RE ALL SHEEP +% +SELL ME DRUGS +% +TELEVISION LOVES ME +% +DON'T POSTPONE JOY +% +FUCK SLOGANS +% +COFFEE NOW DAMMIT +% +THIS WORLD IS SHIT +% +SMASH THE STATE +% +DARN THE GOV'T +% +WHITEY WILL PAY +% +MY JOB SUCKS ASS +% +BAD SEX SUCKS +% +I'M FUCKING METAL +% +I WORSHIP SATAN HA HA +% +ADULTS ARE DUMB +% +WE'RE DOOMED +% +DON'T GET CAUGHT +% +THE END IS NEAR +% +GOD IS OBSOLETE +% +FUCK YOU, GOD +% +NO MORE BULLSHIT +% +WARM THE GLOBE +% +JESUS HATES ME +% +FUCK WORK +% +DRUGS HELP ALOT +% +COPS SMELL FUNNY +% +WEIRDOS UNITE! +% +MICROSOFT MUST DIE +% +WHY DOES SCHOOL SUCK? +% +MY BOSS IS A JERK +% +JESUS JUST LEFT +% +REBOOT AMERICA +% +DESTROY CAPITALISM +% +I HATE THE RICH +% +I AM AN ANARCHIST +% +BOMB THE MALL +% +WAKE THE FUCK UP +% +DOPE SMOKIN' MORON +% +KIDS LOVE SATAN +% +THE SYSTEM'S FUCKED +% +WOMEN WILL RISE +% +FUCK SCHOOL +% +I HATE COMPUTERS +% +LIFE ISN'T FAIR +% +POLITICS ARE BORING +% +NO CHANGE SORRY +% +GOOD FOR NOTHING +% +RACISM IS TYPICAL +% +YOU'RE A SEXIST +% +BORED +% +BROKE +% +WAGE-SLAVE +% +MAKE IT STOP +% +FUCK ART LET'S KILL +% +END CIVILIZATION +% +CALL IN SICK +% +TWENTYNOTHING +% +GOAT-BOY +% +My dad's a cop too, +couldja let me go now? +% +KEEP MUSIC EVIL +% +FUCK FAST FOOD +% +ORGASMS ARE GOOD +% +BREAK SOME LAWS +% +STAMP OUT REALITY +% +LIVE THE CHAOS +% +WE'RE ALL PERVERTS +% +UNEMPLOYABLE +% +LEGALIZE YOURSELF +% +T.V. CASUALTY +% +BE NOT HALF-ASSED +% +ANNOY THE BORING +% +PUNK ROCK GIRL +% +GOD MASTURBATES +% +DIE MTV DIE +% +I AM A POSEUR +% +TOUCH ME I'M SICK +% +ANTI-FASHION +% +PIGS VS. PEOPLE +% +NOT OF THIS EARTH +% +DRUGS SUCK ALOT +% +Sex with you would suck. +% +I'm killing the Earth! +% +I guess I was punk once. +% +i represent + GOD + you fuck +% +My world is cold +and without hope. +% +GIMME GIMME +FOOD STAMPS +% +THIS ISN'T ME +% +FUCK DECAF +% +DEFEATED +% +Blow up Disneyland. +% +California is overrated. +% +UNAMERICAN +% +I AM CONFUSED +% +SEX TOYS ROCK +% +GO FUCKING PRAY +% +NATURE IS PISSED +% +FUGAZIFY YOURSELF +% +I'M IN SCENESTER HELL +% +RESIST DESPAIR +% +EVIL WILL TRIUMPH +% +FUCK YOUR LAME ADS +% +RACE MIXING IS COOL +% +EMBRACE VIOLENCE +% +AMERICAN WASTE +% +FUCKING HOSTILE +% +SEIZE LIBERTY +% +DESTROY WHAT + BORES YOU + ON SIGHT +% +FUCK YEAH I'M WEIRD +% +FUCK CENSORSHIP +% +WE'RE NOT DUMB +% +DEMAND JUSTICE +% +FREAK PRIDE +% +CULT MEMBER +% +CONFORMIST +REVOLUTION +% +FUCK SHIT UP +% +DON'T LET ME FAIL +% +GROOVE MATTERS +% +SURVIVE Y2K SOMEHOW +% +TAX THE RICH +% +MAKE YUPPIES SUFFER +% +GET A JOB JUNKIE +% +ARM THE HOMELESS +% +BOYCOTT GEN-X CRAP +% +GODLESS COMMIE SCUM +% +I STILL BELIEVE +% +SCARE THE SQUARE +% +I AM A BAD ASS +% +UNLEASH INFINITY +% +ESTROGEN POWER +% +HEDONISM NOW! +% +SOMEBODY DOSE ME +% +REAGAN WAS WORSE +% +children know everything +% +TRAITOR +% +SINNER +% +UNITY +% +UNDERSTAND +% +GO CORPORATE +% +You LIVE in that head? +% +JUST BE PURE +% +PIGS SHOULDN'T RULE +% +Go work on your website. +% +America eats its young. +% +LAUGH AT ASSHOLES +% +PEOPLE ARE MIRACLES +% +DESTINATION UNKNOWN +% +HEAL YOUR FUCKERS +% +CONSIDER SOBREITY +% +INHERIT THE EARTH +% +DROP THE ATTITUDE +% +ALL POLITICIANS LIE +% +GOTTA LOVE HOTTIES +% +what's stopping you? +% +IMPEACH 'EM ALL +% +HOOK ME UP BABY +% +i'm so fucking beautiful +% +SO MANY FEELINGS +% +QUIT BEING PASSIVE +% +GO BEYOND COMFORT +% +STOP LIVING LIKE VEAL +% +ask me about my pain +% +OVERTHROW THAT SHIT +% +BORN TO CHILL +% +Whose future is it, anyway? +% +This is a nation of whores. +% +YOUR KIDS ARE TRIPPING +% +FUCK ALL PREJUDICE +% +SHHHHHH. LISTEN. +% +FIGHT FAT PHOBIA +% +VICTORY OVER HORSESHIT +% +everyone is a prostitute +% +DON'T STOP BELIEVING +% +YOU'RE BISEXUAL +% +MINIMIZE BAD THINGS +% +YOU'RE MY RELIGION +% +I WORSHIP YOU +% +MY MACINTOSH RULES +% +CHEER UP EMO KID +% +LIVE FREE OR DIE +% +TELEVISION IS TORTURE +% +BRING THAT BEAT BACK +% +HUG A REVOLUTIONARY +% +DON'T FEAR THE REAPER +% +SHOW ME THE WAY +% +I CAN MAKE YOU GOD +% +WOMEN TAKE OVER +% +SO FUCKING DEEP +% +WHY OBEY MORONS? |