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-rw-r--r-- | fortune/datfiles/fortunes | 4 | ||||
-rw-r--r-- | fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 | 17 |
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diff --git a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes index 5db8839b..fc311e83 100644 --- a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes +++ b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes @@ -13216,11 +13216,11 @@ something badly enough, you can always go to Iceland and get it from the Russians. -- Marshall Brickman, Playboy, April, 1973 % - The STAR WARS Song + "Yoda", by "Weird Al" Yankovic; Sung to the tune of "Lola", by the Kinks: I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah -Where it bubbles all the time like a giant cabinet soda +Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda S-O-D-A soda I saw the little runt sitting there on a log I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said Yoda diff --git a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 index 953e4f80..cf8c12ce 100644 --- a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 +++ b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 @@ -26128,12 +26128,8 @@ this was for practice; then he made school boards. In the force if Yoda's so strong, construct a sentence with words in the proper order then why can't he? % -In the force if Yoda's so strong, construct a sentence with words in -the proper order then why can't he? - - I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah -Where it bubbles all the time like a giant cabinet soda +Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda S-O-D-A soda I saw the little runt sitting there on a log I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said Yoda @@ -26145,7 +26141,7 @@ A guy who looks like a Muppet but he's wrinkled and green Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand How he can raise me in the air just by raising his hand Oh my Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda - -- The STAR WARS Song, to "Lola", by the Kinks + -- "Yoda" by "Weird Al" Yankovic, to "Lola", by the Kinks % In the future, there will be fewer but better Russians. -- Joseph Stalin @@ -41229,10 +41225,11 @@ The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward. -- John Maynard Keynes % -The bank called to tell me that I'm overdrawn, -Some freaks are burning crosses out on my front lawn, -And I *can't*believe* it, all the Cheetos are gone, - It's just ONE OF THOSE DAYS! +The bank called me up and told me I'm overdrawn, +Some freaks are burnin' crosses out on my front lawn, +And I can't believe it, all the Cheetos are gone, + It's just, just one of those, one of those days, + Just one of those, one of those days -- Weird Al Yankovic, "One of Those Days" % The bank sent our statement this morning, |