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-rw-r--r-- | fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 | 3 | ||||
-rw-r--r-- | fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o.real | 8 |
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diff --git a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 index b16f66a7..89a87aed 100644 --- a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 +++ b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 @@ -37949,6 +37949,9 @@ I'm schizophrenic, Rotten wood cannot be carved. -- Confucius, "Analects", Book 5, Ch. 9 % +Roumanian-Yiddish cooking has killed more Jews than Hitler. + -- Zero Mostel +% Round Numbers are always false. -- Samuel Johnson % diff --git a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o.real b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o.real index e62ab964..4c05864b 100644 --- a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o.real +++ b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o.real @@ -3448,6 +3448,10 @@ A woman is like your shadow; follow her, she flies; fly from her, she follows. -- Chamfort % +A woman must be a cute, cuddly, naive +little thing -- tender, sweet, and stupid. + -- Adolf Hitler +% A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation. It takes an abundance of imagination, to be sure. -- Karl Kraus, "Die Fackel" @@ -13823,3 +13827,7 @@ To a couple of truckers from Erie P.A., Zippity doo dah, zippity ay. -- John Valby % +A highly intelligent man should take a primitive woman. Imagine if on top +of everything else, I had a woman who interfered with my work. + -- Adolf Hitler +% |