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My god, it's full of typos (still is).
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diff --git a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes index 2626a9d4..eac7ca45 100644 --- a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes +++ b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes @@ -309,7 +309,7 @@ ducks. A girl and a boy bump into each other -- surely an accident. A girl and a boy bump and her handkerchief drops -- surely another accident. But when a girl gives a boy a dead squid -- *____that ___had __to ____mean _________something*. - -- S. Morganstern, "The Silent Gondoliers" + -- S. Morgenstern, "The Silent Gondoliers" % A gleekzorp without a tornpee is like a quop without a fertsneet (sort of). @@ -1428,7 +1428,7 @@ tragedy face to face, we have politics. % Andrea: Unhappy the land that has no heroes. Galileo: No, unhappy the land that _____needs heroes. - -- Bertholt Brecht, "Life of Galileo" + -- Bertolt Brecht, "Life of Galileo" % Angels we have heard on High Tell us to go out and Buy. @@ -4899,7 +4899,7 @@ Grelb's Reminder: average drivers. % Grub first, then ethics. - -- Bertholt Brecht + -- Bertolt Brecht % Gurmlish, n.: The red warning flag at the top of a club sandwich which @@ -10307,7 +10307,7 @@ Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth. % PL/1, "the fatal disease", belongs more to the problem set than to the solution set. - -- E. W. Dijkstra, SIGPLAN Notices, Volume 17, Number 5 + -- Edsger W. Dijkstra, SIGPLAN Notices, Volume 17, Number 5 % Plaese porrf raed. -- Prof. Michael O'Longhlin, S.U.N.Y. Purchase @@ -13470,7 +13470,7 @@ world put together. % The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. - -- E. W. Dijkstra, SIGPLAN Notices, Volume 17, Number 5 + -- Edsger W. Dijkstra, SIGPLAN Notices, Volume 17, Number 5 % The verdict of a jury is the a priori opinion of that juror who smokes the worst cigars. @@ -15061,7 +15061,7 @@ and the establishment of a Hilton on its peak. -- Bloom County % What is the robbing of a bank compared to the FOUNDING of a bank? - -- Berthold Brecht + -- Bertolt Brecht % What is wanted is not the will to believe, but the will to find out, which is the exact opposite. @@ -15449,7 +15449,7 @@ have told you Mozart was a jerk for nothing. -- Ian Shoales % Why be a man when you can be a success? - -- Berthold Brecht + -- Bertolt Brecht % Why bother building any more nuclear warheads until we use the ones we have? |