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authormjl <mjl@NetBSD.org>2003-01-18 11:44:11 +0000
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My god, it's full of typos (still is).
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@@ -309,7 +309,7 @@ ducks.
A girl and a boy bump into each other -- surely an accident.
A girl and a boy bump and her handkerchief drops -- surely another accident.
But when a girl gives a boy a dead squid -- *____that ___had __to ____mean _________something*.
- -- S. Morganstern, "The Silent Gondoliers"
+ -- S. Morgenstern, "The Silent Gondoliers"
%
A gleekzorp without a tornpee is like a quop without a fertsneet (sort
of).
@@ -1428,7 +1428,7 @@ tragedy face to face, we have politics.
%
Andrea: Unhappy the land that has no heroes.
Galileo: No, unhappy the land that _____needs heroes.
- -- Bertholt Brecht, "Life of Galileo"
+ -- Bertolt Brecht, "Life of Galileo"
%
Angels we have heard on High
Tell us to go out and Buy.
@@ -4899,7 +4899,7 @@ Grelb's Reminder:
average drivers.
%
Grub first, then ethics.
- -- Bertholt Brecht
+ -- Bertolt Brecht
%
Gurmlish, n.:
The red warning flag at the top of a club sandwich which
@@ -10307,7 +10307,7 @@ Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.
%
PL/1, "the fatal disease", belongs more to the problem set than to the
solution set.
- -- E. W. Dijkstra, SIGPLAN Notices, Volume 17, Number 5
+ -- Edsger W. Dijkstra, SIGPLAN Notices, Volume 17, Number 5
%
Plaese porrf raed.
-- Prof. Michael O'Longhlin, S.U.N.Y. Purchase
@@ -13470,7 +13470,7 @@ world put together.
%
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be
regarded as a criminal offense.
- -- E. W. Dijkstra, SIGPLAN Notices, Volume 17, Number 5
+ -- Edsger W. Dijkstra, SIGPLAN Notices, Volume 17, Number 5
%
The verdict of a jury is the a priori opinion of that juror who smokes
the worst cigars.
@@ -15061,7 +15061,7 @@ and the establishment of a Hilton on its peak.
-- Bloom County
%
What is the robbing of a bank compared to the FOUNDING of a bank?
- -- Berthold Brecht
+ -- Bertolt Brecht
%
What is wanted is not the will to believe, but the will to find out,
which is the exact opposite.
@@ -15449,7 +15449,7 @@ have told you Mozart was a jerk for nothing.
-- Ian Shoales
%
Why be a man when you can be a success?
- -- Berthold Brecht
+ -- Bertolt Brecht
%
Why bother building any more nuclear warheads until we use the ones we
have?